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Kate Middleton Really Is Perfect

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Kate Middleton amazing post-baby body blah blah blah no but seriously look at her. It’s been almost 8 weeks since Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth and she already looks like her pre-birth slender self. EVEN after a McDonalds trip. I mean, just wow. They Royals really are a cut above the rest of us.

Here is Ms. Middleton with her rando husband at the Tusk Trust Awards, which is probably something about saving elephants. As opposed to destroying them. Yeah.

 

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Stop The Internet, Kate Middleton Went To McDonalds

Kate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac.

Yes everyone, I am on celebrity fast food watch. I am very aware of when Beyoncé gets In-N-Out and Lamar Odom gets Taco Bell. I find out and then I am hungry. It is like the worst superpower ever.

E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the McDonalds (like the one above) and they admit they don’t know what she got — so can we even believe that she even went inside? CAN WE? WHO THE F-CK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST?

This guy. We trust this guy. It’s just a matter of it.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week — End of August

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What a week it’s been. We came off of She Who Must Not Be Named and all other kinds of hot mess outfits at the VMAs and ended with Daniel Radcliffe doing this (above). A lot going on. Here are the best, worst, and WTF celebrity looks of the week — end of August.

Click to find out my best, worst, and WTF picks!

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