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Kate Middleton Flying All By Herself!

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Kate Middleton is taking flying lessons. Is there anything she can’t do? She looks flawless after giving birth, even with gray hair, and now she’s learning how to fly. From E Online:

While riding a Routemaster bus along with husband Prince William in honor of London Poppy Day and the Royal British Legion, the Duchess of Cambridge, whose late grandfather Peter Middleton was a Royal Air Force pilot, revealed that she has “had a few lessons on fixed wing.”

Well of COURSE she has. Good for her.

Go, Kate, go! This song’s for you:

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Kate Middleton Has Gray Hair! Hooray!

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Kate Middleton didn’t bother to touch up her roots when she went out for London’s “poppy day.” Rejoice! Hooray! Gray hair for everyone! Daily News made sure to even zoom in on the gorgeous grays:

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Love that on a day about remembrance for those who died in WWI, Daily News is focused on her hair. But, I get it. She’s a big deal. She knew she would be photographed and she purposefully decided to pull a Katie Holmes and leave the gray. I really like her for doing that (and of course, for her McDonald’s trip). Wonder if Aniston still envies her hair now.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week September 9-15

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Last time we celebrated the looks of Katy Perry, Daniel Radcliffe, and surprisingly, Lady Gaga. Who dazzled me this week, who disappointed, and who WTF’d my shit up? And do you agree or disagree? Let’s take a fashion journey. It was fashion week, after all.

LIGHTEN UP, IT'S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

LIGHTEN UP, IT’S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

BEST: ???

WORST: ???

WTF: ???

CLICK TO FIND OUT!

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Kate Middleton Really Is Perfect

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Kate Middleton amazing post-baby body blah blah blah no but seriously look at her. It’s been almost 8 weeks since Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth and she already looks like her pre-birth slender self. EVEN after a McDonalds trip. I mean, just wow. They Royals really are a cut above the rest of us.

Here is Ms. Middleton with her rando husband at the Tusk Trust Awards, which is probably something about saving elephants. As opposed to destroying them. Yeah.

 

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Stop The Internet, Kate Middleton Went To McDonalds

Kate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac.

Yes everyone, I am on celebrity fast food watch. I am very aware of when Beyoncé gets In-N-Out and Lamar Odom gets Taco Bell. I find out and then I am hungry. It is like the worst superpower ever.

E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the McDonalds (like the one above) and they admit they don’t know what she got — so can we even believe that she even went inside? CAN WE? WHO THE F-CK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST?

This guy. We trust this guy. It’s just a matter of it.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week — End of August

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What a week it’s been. We came off of She Who Must Not Be Named and all other kinds of hot mess outfits at the VMAs and ended with Daniel Radcliffe doing this (above). A lot going on. Here are the best, worst, and WTF celebrity looks of the week — end of August.

Click to find out my best, worst, and WTF picks!

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It’s those Prince William, Kate Middleton and Baby George Photos You Haven’t Been Waiting For

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In case you missed it, Prince William and Kate Middleton had a baby and called him George. He’s a little annoying, but he’s a baby so that’s to be expected. He’s also the future king of England. Everyone’s been clamoring for pics of him since Kate gave birth, so much so that they had to bring him out in swaddling clothes like, 24 hours after he came into the world so that photographers with extreme zoom lenses could offer the “first look” at the new prince.

In any case, now the first proper photos have been released of the family and… why does George still look like he was born yesterday – literally? Either these pictures were taken the day Kate got out of hospital or this baby still has not gotten out of “weird wrinkled old man” territory and into actual babyhood. He’s cute, though, I guess. Babies are squishy and fun.

By the way, I have a dog and I love him but I always get slightly antsy watching dogs around babies. What if they suddenly go mental – even accidentally – and eat the baby? (LOL, yes, I’m kinda kidding.)

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What do you think of England’s future king? The little one, that is.