Kate Middleton amazing post-baby body blah blah blah no but seriously look at her. It’s been almost 8 weeks since Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth and she already looks like her pre-birth slender self. EVEN after a McDonalds trip. I mean, just wow. They Royals really are a cut above the rest of us.
Here is Ms. Middleton with her rando husband at the Tusk Trust Awards, which is probably something about saving elephants. As opposed to destroying them. Yeah.
September 12, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac.
E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the McDonalds (like the one above) and they admit they don’t know what she got — so can we even believe that she even went inside? CAN WE? WHO THE F-CK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST?
This guy. We trust this guy. It’s just a matter of it.
September 11, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
What a week it’s been. We came off of She Who Must Not Be Named and all other kinds of hot mess outfits at the VMAs and ended with Daniel Radcliffe doing this (above). A lot going on. Here are the best, worst, and WTF celebrity looks of the week — end of August.
Click to find out my best, worst, and WTF picks!
September 1, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
In case you missed it, Prince William and Kate Middleton had a baby and called him George. He’s a little annoying, but he’s a baby so that’s to be expected. He’s also the future king of England. Everyone’s been clamoring for pics of him since Kate gave birth, so much so that they had to bring him out in swaddling clothes like, 24 hours after he came into the world so that photographers with extreme zoom lenses could offer the “first look” at the new prince.
In any case, now the first proper photos have been released of the family and… why does George still look like he was born yesterday – literally? Either these pictures were taken the day Kate got out of hospital or this baby still has not gotten out of “weird wrinkled old man” territory and into actual babyhood. He’s cute, though, I guess. Babies are squishy and fun.
By the way, I have a dog and I love him but I always get slightly antsy watching dogs around babies. What if they suddenly go mental – even accidentally – and eat the baby? (LOL, yes, I’m kinda kidding.)
What do you think of England’s future king? The little one, that is.
August 20, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Prince William and Kate Middleton are brand new parents and just like any other parents, they have to deal with the occasionally annoying parts of raising a baby. Like when it won’t sleep or do anything else you want it to. Because it’s a baby. And let’s be real, babies can be annoying. But Prince William is taking it all in stride. He talked about son George Costanza Alexander on CNN. Here’s what he had to say (via HindustanTimes):
He’s a little bit of a rascal, I’ll put it that way. He either reminds me of my brother or me when I was younger, I’m not sure, but he’s doing very well at the moment. [...] He wriggles around quite a lot. And he doesn’t want to go to sleep that much, which is a little bit of a problem.
He also admitted that when the baby cries at night, Kate is usually the one who fixes it. He says she’s doing, “fantastic job.” But he’s still overjoyed to be a dad, so no worries there.
August 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
George Alexander Louis, meet the world. World, meet George Alexander Louis. Who is George Alexander Louis? Kate Middleton and Prince William‘s new baby. The Royal Baby. The big baby kahuna. I guess George Alexander Louis is a better name than North West. If we’re judging. And I’d like us to.
So why this name? The BBC has some theories. Alexander, because it’s the male form of Alexandra, which is the Queen’s first middle name. (Yes, first. She has more than one.) Louis because he is the uncle of Prince Philip. And finally George, because the Will and Kate are huge Jason Alexander/Seinfeld fans. Or maybe because there have been a whole mess of King Georges.
What do you think of the name?