Right, so, for Elle‘s latest issue, Ryan Murphy decided to take the female stars from his current television projects (like Glee and American Horror Story) and threw them all together as the leads in classic horror movies like The Birds, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, and my personal favorite, The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

What followed was a bunch of pretty neat photos with an authentic retro slant to them, and Lea Michele as the creature from the black lagoon. I mean, IN The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Wait. No, sorry. Purely a Freudian slip, as I’m sure you understand. I heard the Creature has better plastic surgeons than Lea and her team do, and infinitely better taste in men than … Ashton Kutcher of all fools.

Check out actresses like Michele, Kate Mara, Diana Agron, Jayma Mays and others in the gallery, and be sure to take a good, long look at the photo with Lea Michele in The Creature from the Black Lagoon. I’m just saying, of course.

Last night the CFDA (Council of Fashion Designers of America) hosted its annual awards ceremony in New York City. As you might expect, the red carpet was kind of fantastic. A billion pics in the gallery below.

Representing: Sarah Jessica Parker, Alexis Bledel, Brooke Shields, Betsey Johnson (and her Botox-lipped daughter, Lulu), Jessica Stam, Doutzen Kroes, Dakota Fanning, David Bowie and Iman, Emilie de Ravin, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Mara, Michael Kors, Molly Sims, Rachel Zoe, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Carmen Kass, Anna Wintour and daughter Bee Shaffer, and Michelle Trachtenberg.

Extra credit goes to Jessica Biel and Whitney Port, who both managed to attend the MTV Movie Awards in LA the night before.

Wooooooooow. Did Hollywood fire all its half-decent trailer directors because of the recession? Bad idea. I mean, there are shitty trailers, and then there are shitty trailers. This one falls in the latter category. Not one of these jokes is funny, and not one of these shots make Justin Timberlake look like a competent actor. Why does he keep trying? Justin, you’re really good and making music and dancing. You’re not good at acting. Give it up.

By the way, the poor girl who got sucked into this cinematic sinkhole is Kate Mara, who was in Brokeback Mountain and was also totally awesome in Transiberia. This script choice was a notable misstep on her part. Note to talented up-and-coming actresses: If a “singer-turned-actor” is involved, you shouldn’t be. Taryn Manning, I’m looking at you.

Totally.

Fucking.

Sober.

Hurry, someone get Amy Winehouse down here so the two of them can compare notes on how they’re so goddamn sober all the time.

With Kate Mara at some event for the Giants in LA.

I have no idea who Kate Mara is, and, my guess is neither does Tom Arnold. In fact, my guess is Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where he is right now. Fuck, Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where his glasses are right now.