With Jon Gosselin now hard at work installing solar panels (LOL!) and Kate Gosselin more or less fading into obscurity herself, people are wondering if there’s any chance that the two will reconcile. A source to Kate says “hell to the mothafuckin’ no” on that one.

“There is absolutely no chance of a reconciliation. They remain civil for the sake of the kids, but that’s it. It’s frustrating for Kate that people keep making up stories. They have both moved on,” the source told People.com.

In fact, if anything, Kate is doing everything in her power to disassociate herself from the ex that knocked her up with the eight kids that made her famous. “Kate wants nothing more than to be seen in a completely different light than Jon is viewed. Obviously he is the father of her children and that won’t change, but she is feeling very happy about her decisions and situation.”

Fact is, it’s pretty clear that these two were done long before Jon was caught cheating on Kate with a babysitter. They practically hated each other on the last season of their show, and when I watch old video clips of the two online (whatever! It’s research!) I have to wonder what they ever saw in one another. As a couple, they just made no sense.

I think it’s safe for us to put the idea of this reunion to bed.

And if you’re anything like me, you probably thought Kate Gosselin was one of the biggest twats going, along with Spencer Pratt, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Tila Tequila (don’t even bother asking me about the Ronaldo thing – he just strikes me as an uber-greaseball twat-face and I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why).

Kate, if you’ll remember, was asked to be on Sarah Palin’s Alaska not too long ago. The premise of the segment was a camping stint, where the two women were supposed to bond with their children, each other, and wild, wild Alaskan nature.

It apparently all went down, and Kate was as big a gitch as ever. Here are actual quotes from Kate during the filming of this particular episode, which aired the night before last.

Kate on misunderstanding the concept of camping:

“We are not camping people, I’ll scream it from mountaintops. This is ridiculous. Why would you pretend to be homeless? I don’t get it, I just don’t get the concept.”

Kate digging Sarah for actually having the audacity to enjoy camping:

“I’ve never camped for real. You really like this?”

Kate continuing to bitch and moan:

“I’m worried about my toes; they’re freezing.”

“I’ve been bitten [by bugs] about 200 times — it’s horrible.”

“I’m miserable, but somebody‘s gotta be. This is cruel and unusual punishment.”

Kate, flying off the handle that her children wanted to stay after she, herself, claimed that she was fed up with the camping BS and wanted to leave:

“Okay, goodbye. You’re now a Palin, not a Gosselin.”

The children were forced by their mother to return to the plane immediately, which took them back to their home in Pennsylvania. Sarah Palin and her family stayed and camped for the remainder of the night.

The best quote of the entire segment? What Palin’s father had to say about Kate after the show aired:

“She bitched from the moment she got off the plane.”

Sarah Palin definitely came out looking tops on this one, and guys? That’s a scary, scary thing for me to admit.

Looks practically the same to me, just a little bit stringier on the bottom. But don’t take it from me – I don’t care for the woman any further than I could throw her, and really, anything’s a step up from the horrible, way-expensive-but-super-bargain-looking extensions or chopped pumpkin look she had going on a few years ago – but yeah.  Looks awfully similar to her old ‘do. My favorite look? Those times when I can see the hair on the back of her head. ‘Cause that means she’s on her way out of somewhere – and hopefully it’ll be the media, and additionally, our lives someday soon.

Thoughts?

According to InStyle magazine, Twilight stars and real-life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart know their up-to-the-minute fashion.

The couple was voted to be this season’s ‘Most Stylish Couple,’ followed closely by the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick:

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis:

and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher:

Other honorable mentions in the top ten included Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony:

and Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens:

All I’m gonna say is that if Kristen Stewart’s ratty black Converse sneakers and band t-shirts come back into vogue, I’m crawling back to the eighties where Flock of Seagulls hair and Cyndi Lauper makeup was appropriate, ’cause man … that’s just BS.

My personal favorite couple would have to be Jon and Kate Gosselin. And yeah, yeah, I know that they’re no longer together, but come on … their style? Just totally transcends any petty relationship squabbles.

After more and more unpleasant press for Kate Gosselin and her children emerged recently regarding the expulsion of two of her children, Kate decided to sit down with ET to discuss the major points of what’s going on in her life, including her children, her career, her dating life, her career, how hard Jon sucks, and her career.

Oh, and did I mention her career?

Here’s Kate’s attempt to artfully diffuse the rumors that her kids were expelled:

“Two of my children – No – are being tutored at home, with a teacher who is working closely with our kindergarten teachers in the school doing the identical curriculum. The pressure was getting to them. We have the divorce anger mixed with that. They needed some breathing time. The goal is to get them back into school as soon as possible.”

On bringing the dog back, because Mama Kate isn’t cutting it on the parenting – or friend – side of the house:

“We’ve brought our dog back. They can talk to [the dog] he doesn’t talk back, they can tell him anything they want. They’ve told me this and so I had to bring him back.”

Kate on searching the world over for her Prince Charming:

“There’s been here and there, somebody cropping up. I just feel I’m in such a weird alter [sic] reality world that who walking in is going to be able to handle, understand, support and deal with all of that. And I’m not going to say that person is not out there, I’m just still, you know, looking.”

On the continuity of Kate Plus 8:

“Absolutely we have so much planned for Kate Plus 8, so many trips, so many adventures… Goodness gracious … My kids would fall apart [if the show ended].”

‘Goodness gracious,’ she says. Her ‘kids would fall apart.’ … Substitute ‘kids’ with ‘checking account,’ and you’ve got a more accurate depiction of what would happen if Kate Plus 8 got the proverbial ax.

Postscript, Kate? Lay off the Botox and whatever weird eye surgery you’re loving so much. You’re starting to look quite like Jocelyn Wildenstein, and no one’s going to want to tap that ass if you end up like that no matter how hard you keep ‘looking.’

No, unfortunately not (yet), but I’ll bet you wish she was so she’d go away and be a bank teller or something, right?

Insiders close to Kate have confirmed to several media outlets that Kate has, and I quote, ‘gone through millions.’ As in earned the cash (though that’s truly, truly debatable), turned around, and pissed it away. Atta girl, way to set the example for those around you, you down-home gal. From Popeater:

“Kate lives like she is a movie star,” a friend tells me. “She flies first class and stays at the most expensive hotels and spends money on herself like it’s going out of fashion. Remember, this is a woman who once spent $7,000 on a haircut!

“Kate was hoping to get paid to endorse a bunch of products. She thought she would earn millions by advertising baby carriages, food and cloths, but no one wanted her. The poor thing even thought she would get a deal with Cover Girl after being on ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ instead they went with Beyonce.”

And with eight mouths to feed — not to mention the new expense of having a home tutor for two of the kids — the bills keep piling up. “Kate is so worried about her finances that she’s even thinking about getting a real job,” an insider tells me.

Damn, guys. A real job. This could get real serious, real fast. I’d hate to see the mood she’d be in if she were forced to get a haircut at SuperCuts or Haircuttery or something. I don’t think this part of the planet could survive the fallout.