Kanye probably made the worst mistake of his life when he decided to become the father of Kim Kardashian‘s
moneymaker baby and word is that the tension between them is so bad that Kanye’s been hanging out in Paris just to get away from her. On the few occasions that they do see each other, Kanye looks like he hates his life. (Like right here.) The National Enquirer has even more on their dismal union:
“Things are incredibly tense between Kim and Kanye, and it doesn’t look like it will get better any time soon,” said an insider.
“As much as he knows that it breaks Kim’s heart, Kanye needs his space. He just won’t put up with the family circus that goes with dating a Kardashian.”
As The ENQUIRER has reported, 35-year-old Kanye has been locked in a bitter feud with Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner. He’s also clashed with Kim, 32, over her desire to involve him with the family’s reality series.
While the parents-to-be recently reunited in New York, the award-winning rap star has mostly been living in France.
“Kanye has told Kim that he needs to be in Paris to get inspiration for the album he’s working on,” said a second source.
“But the real reason he stays there is to put some space between them.
“If Kanye was in the States, he’d have to be at Kim’s side while she makes her reality show appearances, and he refuses to follow her around.”
Also apparently Kim is really mean and demanding when she’s pregnant. What no way really also how is this different from her usual demeanor?
“Kim is the most high maintenance pregnant woman EVER,” declared the source.
“It’s nonstop drama with her, and Kanye is at his wit’s end.
“She’s been barking orders at him since the minute she found out she was pregnant. She’s constantly complaining about being swollen and nauseated, demanding that he rub her feet and massage her back.
“As far as Kanye is concerned, at this point either he takes this time out in Paris or they break up. But whatever happens between them, he’s promised to be there for their baby.”
We all know that after she gives birth to this baby, the Kardashian buzz is only going to get worse. She’s not going away for a while. This stupid baby grants her at least another year of publicity and tabloid fodder. SO HOLD ON TIGHT, KANYE.
Here’s some photos of them from when they met up last month. I don’t get how in some photos Kim looks super pregnant and in others not so much.
May 5, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to bring a child into this world in a few months, and after watching the above video, I’m more convinced than ever that the baby’s parents are 100% totally in love and happy together. Kanye’s definitely not regretting ever having fulfilled his masturbatory fantasy of f-cking Kim K and Kim most definitely isn’t thinking that this whole thing might have been much better if she’d just stayed with her oafy ex-husband. Look at how happy they are! Look at the affection and tenderness between them, the contented smiles on their faces! Oh, wait…
This clip is gold. He doesn’t even open the door for her! Now, I can see the comments coming already: not all couples like PDA, chivalry is an outdated notion, blah blah blah. But dudes – she’s massively pregnant and they both look miserable.
May 4, 2013 at 8:10 am by Jennifer
Kanye West has been spending a lot of time in Paris recently and apparently this is going to continue up until he has no choice. He’s in NYC with Kim now but rest assured he is going to haul ass to his private jet as soon as possibly to flee the country. Why? Because he is hiding from Kim’s reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He doesn’t want to be on the show. He wants to keep his life “private.”
DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH? YOU PICKED THE WORST POSSIBLE CANDIDATE FOR NORMALCY. YOUR “PRIVATE LIFE” IS OVER. I don’t care what Kim Kardashians claims.
Thus, Kanye is making Paris an invisibility cloak from the Deatheaters that are the Kardashians.
RadarOnline has an exclusive:
Kanye is recording in Paris and a source familiar with the situation tell RadarOnline: “He doesn’t want to appear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and being out of the country made that impossible.”
The perfect excuse? While some may think so, Kim has explained their separation by blaming work commitments.
But a source tells Radar that Kanye’s team has advised him that appearing on the Kardashian reality shows is bad for his brand, and his bottom line.
“Kanye did appear on the show several times before he and Kim hooked up but that was because he was trying to get with her. Now that he has her, Kanye wants nothing to do with the reality shows. He most likely won’t appear at all in the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kanye won’t even let Kim talk to him on the phone while cameras are rolling. Kanye wants to maintain his private life,” the source says.
During an interview that Ryan Seacrest did with the Kardashian clan for an E! special Kim revealed that the rapper didn’t have time to appear on the show because of his work schedule, but “always enjoys watching it on television.”
Our sources beg to differ with the sex tape star. “Kanye thinks the reality shows are a waste of time, and contribute nothing. He wants Kim to focus on her fashion designs, and maybe pursue an acting career. But he wants her to quit the reality shows.”
THIS WILL NEVER, EVER HAPPEN. EVER. It’s over for you, Kanye. There is no escape. Even if you don’t marry or stay in a relationship, this child will tie you to Kim Kardashian for the rest of your lives. You can stop a reality spin-off show from happening, but you will never be able to completely keep yourself out of the Kardashian machine. Oh, and about that film career for Kim? Yeah, that’s never gonna happen. She might be able to get more roles of the supporting character to the supporting character to the main characters, but that’s about it and that isn’t going to last. Look at this photo. Look at the expressions on their faces. Look at the difference in expressions. It says it all.
April 24, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Ray J may have “hit it first” when it comes to Kim Kardashian and felt the need to release an entire song about it in a desperate plea for some amount of attention since the world literally gives zero shit about him, but now that everyone is getting in an uproar about the track, he wants to set the record straight. You see, Ray J wasn’t dissing Kim and Kanye at all! No, he’s a lover rather than a fighter and would never do that. He just wants the world to know about the “concept” of giving her The D before Kanye got in there for God knows what reason. Don’t take things so personally, guys!
From Hot 97:
“It’s a song, it’s not about that. It’s about a concept, you know what I’m saying? People are going way too deep… They’ve just got to keep it on the surface. Like, I’m not trying to create no war. It’s all love. We’re doing music.”
“I think people are digging into it too deep. It’s a song – we’re just having fun, that’s it. It’s not a war. It’s not a diss song. We’re just having fun. Bring it back to the song – that’s all I’m on.”
Someone needs to phone Miriam Webster, because Ray J clearly doesn’t understand the definition of “concept”, which tends to be more subtle than “I had her head going north and her ass going south/ but now baby chose to go West”, for starters. Second of all, it’s not even a good song. No one’s going to sit around listening to it and thinking, “Goddamn! Hope Kanye’s got some ice for that burn!!” No, they’re going to be thinking, “What the f-ck is this bullshit?” and turn it off immediately. Nice try, Ray J.
April 9, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian pretty much gets shit on a daily basis for putting on so much weight during her pregnancy, which is ridiculous and stupid because hello, she’s having a baby and second of all, who in the hell is anyone to tell a woman off because she doesn’t fit society’s example of the sexy, curvaceous, ogle-worthy woman she’s supposed to be? Ugh, don’t even get me started on this (and besides, Jezebel does it better).
However, I do think it’s pretty sad that for some reason or other, Kim can’t just be like, “Yeah, I’m chillin’ with a pack of Oreos and some KFC three nights a week – I’ll work my ass off to lose it when I have the baby but for now, who cares?” Instead, she says dumb shit, like that she’s super upset that she just doesn’t like junk food and instead craves carrots and celery. Oooookay.
From E! News:
“I just don’t crave any of the junk food that I used to eat normally and that really is upsetting to me,” Kardashian told E! News. “I thought I was going to be home eating like McDonald’s and Taco Bell and ice cream—can’t eat any of it.”
“I mean, all the magazine’s say I’m like 500 pounds,” she jokes. “I crave carrots and celery with ranch,” she revealed. “I have to have that once a day, and protein bars.”
No, just stop the madness. Girl, you have put on a bit of weight since getting pregnant, and it’s not all in your stomach. That’s not “carrots and celery” weight, that’s 20-piece McNuggets and a large fries weight, if you feel me. Is there any shame in that game? Hell no (so long as you’re actually eating the carrots and celery and other healthy things for the growing person inside of you to do so correctly, that is). But there’s no reason to go over the top with blatant lies about it, because then you just look sad. Real sad.
Anyway, for all y’all thinking that Kanye isn’t appreciating Kim being large and in charge, think again – he apparently loves it!
“It’s just such an exciting thing, I think, for the guys to see our bodies go through all these different changes,” she explained. “He loves it and just embraces it. And he’s helped me to really feel sexy and embrace it.”
Awww, Kim! He’s such a great guy – you’re so lucky that you have a dude who might even deign to hold your hand as you push this kid out of your vagina if it means his progeny is here sooner. I just can’t anymore.
March 27, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
From Showbiz Spy:
“Kanye is going to do everything he needs to do to make sure Kim delivers his baby,” a source said.
“So if that means he has to go to classes and help her breathe, he’s going to be there. If he has to hold her hand and she squeezes the hell out of it, he’s going to be one hand short. If he has to cut the cord, he’s going to cut it.
“He’s going to do everything in his power to make this birth for his girl and their baby as smooth as possible. No doubt, he’s looking forward to it all.”
Someone needs to explain how childbirth works to Kanye, because Kim’s invariably going to have the baby regardless of whether Kanye goes nuts with preparation or sits on his ass sewing new skirts or whatever. Also, I love how him holding her hand while she’s in labor is something he’ll do if he “has to”. What a charmer. These two idiots deserve each other.