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Kanye West Wants His Baby to Be French, Kim Kardashian Not So Much

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Ah, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – a love story for the ages! Kim’s going to be popping out Kanye’s progeny any day now, and it’s terrifying to think of these two as parents. Turns out if Kanye had his way, we wouldn’t even HAVE to think about them, because they’d be raising baby Kimye in Paris as a sophisticated French kid – something Kim is trying to put a stop to.

From Life & Style:

Life & Style can reveal that although Kim wants her kid to be born in LA, a source close to the Kardashian family dishes, “Kanye wants the baby born in Paris,” explaining, “He would love the baby to have dual citizenship.”

“Kanye is absolutely insistent that the baby will be raised in France, but Kim’s refusing to let that happen,” the insider details in the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now. “It’s so important for her to be near her family and have the baby grow up around its aunts, uncles and cousins. There’s no way she’ll stop fighting Kanye on this.”

Despite Kanye’s luxe Parisian penthouse the couple could be living in, the insider says of their previous agreed upon arrangement, “They were supposed to spend just three months in Paris. Now he wants to move them permanently to Paris.”

This is Life & Style we’re talking about, so chances are this story had as much thought put into it as a fart. Still, Kanye might just be that insane. Too bad we’ll never know, because Kris Jenner will NOT BE HAVING THAT.

And while Kanye is pushing for his first child to be raised abroad — reportedly a baby girl due in July — Kim has taken measures into her own hands. “Kim is against the idea and wants the baby born in LA with the family doctor who delivered Mason and Penelope,” the source tells Life & Style.

A family friend says Kim, has a strong ally on her side in momager Kris Jenner. “Kris is adamant that this happens and has already reserved the suite at Cedars and paid the deposit.”

But if Kanye knows what’s best, he’ll take this one as a loss. “Kanye isn’t happy,” the insider says. “But he doesn’t think he can win this one.”

Kanye’s ego may have the power of the Abominable Snowman, but it’s no match for the monster that is momager Kris. Doesn’t he know this by now?

Kim Kardashian’s Dress Was So Bad Vogue Deleted Her

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Kim Kardashian wore a horrendous dress to the Met Gala earlier this week. It was so bad that Robin Williams tweeted her a photo of him in a scene from Mrs. Doubtfire wearing a similar dress, with “I think I wore it better.” (Kardashian did not respond. She made sure, however, to tweet a link to a Celebuzz post celebrating her “gorgeous” dress. Guess which company manages her website?) And rumor has it that her scowling beau Kanye “I’ve Made A Huge Mistake” West didn’t approve the dress, or rather, Kim’s take on it.

Which makes it utterly hilarious that on Vogue’s website, in their slideshow of best dressed guests, Kanye West is included but Kim Kardashian is not. And not only that, but she’s actually cropped out of the photo.

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So what you have is Kanye holding a disembodied hand, and Kardashian MIA in the photo and in the entire gallery. Other couples photographed together remain intact. Kardashian was the only one cropped out.

LAUGH WITH ME, AMERICA. AND WORLD. WE ARE ALL ONE TODAY.

 

Thanks to Fashionista for pointing this out.

Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

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Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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Kanye West Is Still Hiding From Kim Kardashian

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Kanye probably made the worst mistake of his life when he decided to become the father of Kim Kardashian‘s moneymaker baby and word is that the tension between them is so bad that Kanye’s been hanging out in Paris just to get away from her. On the few occasions that they do see each other, Kanye looks like he hates his life. (Like right here.) The National Enquirer has even more on their dismal union:

“Things are incredibly tense between Kim and Kanye, and it doesn’t look like it will get better any time soon,” said an insider.

“As much as he knows that it breaks Kim’s heart, Kanye needs his space. He just won’t put up with the family circus that goes with dating a Kardashian.”

As The ENQUIRER has reported, 35-year-old Kanye has been locked in a bitter feud with Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner. He’s also clashed with Kim, 32, over her desire to involve him with the family’s reality series.

While the parents-to-be recently re­united in New York, the award-win­ning rap star has mostly been living in France.

“Kanye has told Kim that he needs to be in Paris to get inspiration for the album he’s working on,” said a second source.

“But the real reason he stays there is to put some space between them.

“If Kanye was in the States, he’d have to be at Kim’s side while she makes her reality show appearances, and he re­fuses to follow her around.”

Also apparently Kim is really mean and demanding when she’s pregnant. What no way really also how is this different from her usual demeanor?

Kim is the most high maintenance pregnant woman EVER,” declared the source.

“It’s nonstop drama with her, and Kanye is at his wit’s end.

“She’s been bark­ing orders at him since the minute she found out she was pregnant. She’s constantly complaining about being swollen and nauseated, demanding that he rub her feet and massage her back.

“As far as Kanye is con­cerned, at this point ei­ther he takes this time out in Paris or they break up. But what­ever happens between them, he’s promised to be there for their baby.”

We all know that after she gives birth to this baby, the Kardashian buzz is only going to get worse. She’s not going away for a while. This stupid baby grants her at least another year of publicity and tabloid fodder. SO HOLD ON TIGHT, KANYE.

Here’s some photos of them from when they met up last month. I don’t get how in some photos Kim looks super pregnant and in others not so much.

Saturday Special: Kim & Kanye – Have Two People Ever Been More In Love?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to bring a child into this world in a few months, and after watching the above video, I’m more convinced than ever that the baby’s parents are 100% totally in love and happy together. Kanye’s definitely not regretting ever having fulfilled his masturbatory fantasy of f-cking Kim K and Kim most definitely isn’t thinking that this whole thing might have been much better if she’d just stayed with her oafy ex-husband. Look at how happy they are! Look at the affection and tenderness between them, the contented smiles on their faces! Oh, wait…

This clip is gold. He doesn’t even open the door for her! Now, I can see the comments coming already: not all couples like PDA, chivalry is an outdated notion, blah blah blah. But dudes – she’s massively pregnant and they both look miserable.

Kanye Is Using Paris As An Invisibility Cloak

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Kanye West has been spending a lot of time in Paris recently and apparently this is going to continue up until he has no choice. He’s in NYC with Kim now but rest assured he is going to haul ass to his private jet as soon as possibly to flee the country. Why? Because he is hiding from Kim’s reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He doesn’t want to be on the show. He wants to keep his life “private.”

DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH? YOU PICKED THE WORST POSSIBLE CANDIDATE FOR NORMALCY. YOUR “PRIVATE LIFE” IS OVER. I don’t care what Kim Kardashians claims.

Thus, Kanye is making Paris an invisibility cloak from the Deatheaters that are the Kardashians.

RadarOnline has an exclusive:

Kanye is recording in Paris and a source familiar with the situation tell RadarOnline: “He doesn’t want to appear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and being out of the country made that impossible.”

The perfect excuse? While some may think so, Kim has explained their separation by blaming work commitments.

But a source tells Radar that Kanye’s team has advised him that appearing on the Kardashian reality shows is bad for his brand, and his bottom line.

“Kanye did appear on the show several times before he and Kim hooked up but that was because he was trying to get with her. Now that he has her, Kanye wants nothing to do with the reality shows. He most likely won’t appear at all in the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kanye won’t even let Kim talk to him on the phone while cameras are rolling. Kanye wants to maintain his private life,” the source says.

During an interview that Ryan Seacrest did with the Kardashian clan for an E! special Kim revealed that the rapper didn’t have time to appear on the show because of his work schedule, but “always enjoys watching it on television.”

Our sources beg to differ with the sex tape star. “Kanye thinks the reality shows are a waste of time, and contribute nothing. He wants Kim to focus on her fashion designs, and maybe pursue an acting career. But he wants her to quit the reality shows.”

THIS WILL NEVER, EVER HAPPEN. EVER. It’s over for you, Kanye. There is no escape. Even if you don’t marry or stay in a relationship, this child will tie you to Kim Kardashian for the rest of your lives. You can stop a reality spin-off show from happening, but you will never be able to completely keep yourself out of the Kardashian machine. Oh, and about that film career for Kim? Yeah, that’s never gonna happen. She might be able to get more roles of the supporting character to the supporting character to the main characters, but that’s about it and that isn’t going to last. Look at this photo. Look at the expressions on their faces. Look at the difference in expressions. It says it all.

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Ray J Says You’re Thinking Too Hard About His Kim Kardashian Song

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Ray J may have “hit it first” when it comes to Kim Kardashian and felt the need to release an entire song about it in a desperate plea for some amount of attention since the world literally gives zero shit about him, but now that everyone is getting in an uproar about the track, he wants to set the record straight. You see, Ray J wasn’t dissing Kim and Kanye at all! No, he’s a lover rather than a fighter and would never do that. He just wants the world to know about the “concept” of giving her The D before Kanye got in there for God knows what reason. Don’t take things so personally, guys!

From Hot 97:

“It’s a song, it’s not about that. It’s about a concept, you know what I’m saying? People are going way too deep… They’ve just got to keep it on the surface. Like, I’m not trying to create no war. It’s all love. We’re doing music.”

“I think people are digging into it too deep. It’s a song – we’re just having fun, that’s it. It’s not a war. It’s not a diss song. We’re just having fun. Bring it back to the song – that’s all I’m on.”

Someone needs to phone Miriam Webster, because Ray J clearly doesn’t understand the definition of “concept”, which tends to be more subtle than “I had her head going north and her ass going south/ but now baby chose to go West”, for starters. Second of all, it’s not even a good song. No one’s going to sit around listening to it and thinking, “Goddamn! Hope Kanye’s got some ice for that burn!!” No, they’re going to be thinking, “What the f-ck is this bullshit?” and turn it off immediately. Nice try, Ray J.