Timbaland wants to get Britney back on top of the music game and has evidently gotten Justin Timberlake on board to help him. Justin allegedly said he would work with Britney but “she’s just gotta be serious.” Timbaland says that he wants to
“Take her away, go overseas and work (it) out. I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!”
I don’t know if I really believe this story but I would like to. A hot Timbaland track with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake would really make my day. I don’t know if Timbaland could save Brit Brit from her crazy and get her back in shape but this man does do wonders with music.
Maybe he could be her mentor…like in “The Next Karate Kid.” He could be her Mr. Miyagi, teach her martial arts, run with her on the beach and give her hot dance lessons. She needs a spiritual leader and since Madonna didn’t work out so well, Timbaland is the obvious second choice.
Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke — and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who’s twice your age and half your height. Isn’t that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite's Life]
Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved. Update your bookmarks, kids! [SOW]
Britney Spears could never hang on American Idol. [IDLYITW]
Justin Timberlake weighs in on Britney and her (non-)hair. [GTS]
Jessica Biel and Hayden Panettiere walk their dogs in L.A. this weekend. I’m just happy whenever Hayden is not in the same city as Paris Hilton. Leave her alone, Paris! [Ninja Dude]
Cameron Diaz gets wasted in Vegas. [Allie Is Wired]
Christina Aguilera and Beyonce at Jay-Z’s birthday party. [INO]
Kelly Osbourne breaks down at an HIV benefit concert and states that one of her family members is HIV positive. Start up the office pools, kids. [Celeb Slam]
Meredith Grey may currently be the Schrodinger’s Cat of network television, but Ellen Pompeo is alive and well and attending the NBA all-star game. [ICYDK]
Lily Allen is always good for a pull quote or twelve. [Bree]
I researched the quote to make sure I got the headline right you Shakespeare freaks. Man, you guys are worse than the LeopardRinis.
Okay, back to business, Scarlett Johannson(twins) has come out and made a very non-definitive statement about her and Timberlake.
Here it is:
“We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin’s a sweetheart, and it’s always good to see him. But there’s a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it’s immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy.”
You know what else piques people’s interest? When you appear in a 9 minute whack off self aggrandizing J-Tim video. It’s like when that Counting Crows guy had Courteney Cox in his video. They were doing it. Or when Steven Tyler put his daughter Liv in there. You get the picture.
So don’t blame us feeding frenziers for being right on the money. You guys love each other and will have a million babies and that’s all there is to it. Unless of course he goes with Jessica. Then you’re out.
*Headline Courtesy of Hamlet*
Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP]
Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton does her very best Crocodile Dundee. [Celebslam]
Anna Nicole was cheating … on TRIMSPA! Leave it to CourtTV to get the hard facts in this case. [TMZ]
T.R. Knight is not getting pushed around by anyone anymore! You hear that, Diddy? [Cele|bitchy]
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer pose for some
prom post-Grammy photos. [Tabloid Whore]
Paris Hilton won’t have her true commitment to the ground-breaking creation of novel soundscapes diluted by an extended appearance at such self-congratulatory nonsense as the Grammy awards. But you can take her picture real quick. [Defamer]
See? Sarah Silverman is funny. I told you so. [Gawker]
Not that this is even news anymore, but Britney was parting at NYC’s Tenjune late Saturday night — maybe partying a little too much. Britster exited the club and was rushed into an SUV with a blonde female friend. When she arrived at the hotel, she and the friend left, and the paps quickly noticed something was amiss within the car. They zoom in and get a close-up of the backseat of the SUV, covered in vomit. That’s hot. Video here
Brit’s former love, Justin Timberlake, had a similar night on Friday. After performing at Avalon on Friday night (and giving K-Fed a hug on the red carpet — is there a Federlake in the works?), JT was scheduled to perform at Clive Davis’ legendary pre-Grammy bash on Saturday, but had to cancel, citing a 103 degree fever. The folks who were out partying with Justin until five o’clock Saturday morning said he seemed perfectly healthy — albeit drunk — to them. Hm. Fox News said the newly single pop star actually showed up for sound check, but just couldn’t pull it together to perform.
Maybe next time Justin should think twice before sounding off about what an irresponsible trainwreck Britney is.
Just in case Britney Spears had any surviving remnant of trust for the people she allows into her life, Isaac Cohen sits down with News of the World for a tell-all just weeks after their split. [Dirty Laundry]
The JT video for “What Goes Around Comes Around,” co-starring Scarlett Johansson, has hit the Internet. I’d comment on it, but after I’d watched for a minute or two, I was in too much pain to continue. I’d feel bad passing judgment without viewing the remaining seven freakin’ minutes. [POTP]
Someone leaked a topless photo of Jen Aniston from the set of The Break-Up. Hooray boobies! [The Blemish]
More music videos: The Killers “Read My Mind” and Scissor Sisters “She’s My Man.” [Bree, popbytes]
Ralph Fiennes joins the mile-high club. [Warship]
On stage at a Toronto concert.