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Justin Timberlake

4JT Set to Play Ball

Musician Justin Timberlake backstage at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards at The Palms on September 9, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Did anyone see Justin in Alpha Dog? I didn’t, but I liked him quite a bit on SNL. Still, I’m not sure if he’s got the right stuff for this:

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) – Justin Timberlake will portray fictional Hooks player Carlton Garrett in the upcoming movie The Open Road.

He’s in the film with Jeff Bridges (Aka The Dude). I think he’s better with non-sporting dramatic work personally, but this is a nice blurb:

The 27-year-old pop star tried to meet with players of the Houston Astros’ Double-A team in Austin recently, but schedules didn’t align.

If you’re keeping score that would be the schedule of JT. I’m sure the team was available. Most likely Mr. Timberlake had to track down a super model instead. Not that I blame him.

February 21, 2008 at 1:29 pm by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Justin Timberlake

1I Guess They’re Still Together

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Holding Hands in Toronto, Picture, Photo

Tracking Justin Timberlake’s love life can make you as dizzy as Britney Spears right before a live performance.

But I guess he’s still with Jessica Biel.

This shot was taken of the two of them in Toronto, where JT’s shooting The Love Guru with Mike Myers and Jessica Alba.

October 4, 2007 at 4:39 pm by Evil Beet

3Justin Timberlake’s Voice Was Strained from “Performing”

Justin Timberlake Cancels Tour Dates after Getting Shitfaced at the VMAs

J.T. postponed two tour dates in Northern California — one on Monday and one on Wednesday — after a doctor ordered him to rest his voice after his VMA performance.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

The performance was so, so stressful on the voice of a guy who puts on a full two-hour show every other night. But the three bits he did at the VMAs just put that poor little voice right over the edge.

So, so stressful.

DEEEEEEEERUNK!!!!

September 11, 2007 at 9:39 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Justin Timberlake

1Remember When People Cared About Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction?

CBS Takes FCC to Court over Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Fine

Remember when that was scandalous? Oh my God! A nipple! For half a second!

Ah, we used to be so innocent.

Apparently — in what must be a galaxy far, far away — people still care about that story. Because CBS is challenging a $550,000 fine issued by the Federal Communications Commission for the event, claiming that they took considerable precautions to prevent something like this from happening.

CBS’s lawyer said the network took many precautions, including choosing Jackson and Justin Timberlake over more provocative performers, reviewing the script, voicing concerns about ad-libbed remarks and applying a 5-second audio delay. But the FCC lawyer said that CBS knowingly allowed a “highly sexualized performance” to take place, without concern for the risks involved.

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Who cares???

September 11, 2007 at 12:47 pm by Evil Beet

0It’s My Dick in an Emmy!

Congrats to Justin Timberlake and the gang at SNL.

“My Dick in a Box” actually won a Creative Arts Emmy.

“I think it’s safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking ‘Emmy!’” Samberg said in accepting the award Saturday for best original music and lyrics.

“The other thing we were thinking was, ‘Hey! Here’s this young up and comer, Justin Timberlake, who is clearly very talented and could clearly use a break,’” Samberg said. “So, Justin, if you’re out there, congrats to you, kid.’”

September 9, 2007 at 10:54 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Justin Timberlake

2Quotables

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“Everyone’s talking about going to rehab. I say give me a refill. Everyone says what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas. I say fuck that.”

Justin Timberlake, at his Las Vegas show at Mandalay Bay, as he tossed back a shot on-stage. The singer wrapped up the show with a performance of “Dick in a Box.”

September 5, 2007 at 10:44 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Justin Timberlake