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Madonna Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction, Pictures, Photos

Madonna, Iggy Pop, Justin Timberlake Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction, Pictures, Photos

Madonna was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in NYC on Monday night.

She posed on the red carpet with Justin Timberlake and, inexplicably, Iggy Pop, who, like, needs to wear a shirt. I have no idea which of the voices in his head implored him to go topless in front of the cameras, but you know Madge is just sitting there like “Dude, my stomach puts yours to shame. But people will run my picture even with my clothes on. That’s where we differ, you famewhoring nobody.”

Madonna Is Finally Getting the Acknowledgement She So Richly Deserves


After decades of toiling in near-obscurity, a little-known musician by the name of “Madonna” will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame on March 10.

Her induction will be announced by an equally unnoted artist, one Justin Timberlake.

Other inductees include Leonard Cohen, John Mellencamp, The Dave Clark Five, The Ventures and Little Walter.

Okay, so I’ve heard of John Mellencamp, and I know Leonard Cohen is that guy from that REM song, but I’ve never heard of any of the others. And “Little Walter” just sounds like the name that some old dude living in a trailer park in Montana gave to his penis.

And is Madonna even a rock musician?

JT Set to Play Ball

Musician Justin Timberlake backstage at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards at The Palms on September 9, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Did anyone see Justin in Alpha Dog? I didn’t, but I liked him quite a bit on SNL. Still, I’m not sure if he’s got the right stuff for this:

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) – Justin Timberlake will portray fictional Hooks player Carlton Garrett in the upcoming movie The Open Road.

He’s in the film with Jeff Bridges (Aka The Dude). I think he’s better with non-sporting dramatic work personally, but this is a nice blurb:

The 27-year-old pop star tried to meet with players of the Houston Astros’ Double-A team in Austin recently, but schedules didn’t align.

If you’re keeping score that would be the schedule of JT. I’m sure the team was available. Most likely Mr. Timberlake had to track down a super model instead. Not that I blame him.