Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Timberlake

Jessica Biel is Loving This

JT and Cam-Cam look awfully cozy at the Shrek 3 London premiere. She may be older than you, Jess, but at least she’s not a trashy skank. I’m just saying.

Justin and Jessica: It Is So On

Playing tonsil hockey at a London restaurant. Justin’s there for his tour, and apparently flew Jessica out to be with him. And his tongue. Looks like the Bieler won this round of the...

They’re Back Together!

But only for the Shrek 3 premiere and I’m sure both of their agents were given a stern talking to afterwards. Also, the movie, Shrek the Third is 84 minutes long and rumored to suck...

Justin Flips Off the Grammys

Here’s an actual quote in Details Magazine from J-Tim: I’m the nice guy who follows through on the things he commits to. But I don’t know if I’ll be going through...

Timba! Timber! to the Rescue

Timbaland wants to get Britney back on top of the music game and has evidently gotten Justin Timberlake on board to help him. Justin allegedly said he would work with Britney but...

Late-Night Links

Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke — and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a...

The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

I researched the quote to make sure I got the headline right you Shakespeare freaks. Man, you guys are worse than the LeopardRinis. Okay, back to business, Scarlett Johannson(twins) has...

Late-Night Links

Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP] Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish] Mischa Barton...

Brit’s Late-Night Vomit-rama

Not that this is even news anymore, but Britney was parting at NYC’s Tenjune late Saturday night — maybe partying a little too much. Britster exited the club and was rushed into...

Late-Night Links

Just in case Britney Spears had any surviving remnant of trust for the people she allows into her life, Isaac Cohen sits down with News of the World for a tell-all just weeks after their...