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Are Justin and Jessica Engaged?

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Rumor in Wyoming is, Justin Timberlake finally proposed to his beloved, Jessica Biel, at a Jackson Hole ski resort. The rumor itself comes from the Twitter feed of nearby Tayloe Pigott Gallery. Tayloe Piggott looks like a classy enough operation, so this scrap of gossip seems as credible as any.

And anyway, just last month Emily speculated that something like this was on the horizon. What do you guys think? Has it finally happened?

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Will Get Married If Jessica Biel Wants To Get Married

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Oh, the saga of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. These two have a long history of undeniable passion and bike riding. But now, we’re about to step things up a notch, because marriage is on the table. Or at least it is if Jessica wants it to be:

When Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel reconciled in July after a five-month split, friends assumed this time they’d marry. (The couple have been dating on and off for nearly five years.)

And a source tells Us Weekly it’ll be Biel, 29, who decides: “Justin thinks marriage would hurt his career, but if Jessica threatened to leave, he’d do it,” the source says of the In Time actor, 30.

The pal adds that New Year’s Eve actress Biel (who took Timberlake back after he cheated) now “has the power” in the relationship.

As  someone who doesn’t know either party personally but who professionally sifts through countless stories, rumors, and photos of the couple, this seems a little far-fetched. To me, it’s always seemed like Jessica was That Girl who loves her boyfriend sooooo much and isn’t he just the greatest thing and sure, maybe he cheated or whatever, but just look at his little face, whereas Justin is That Guy who likes to keep a hot girl on standby at all times. But maybe that’s just my opinion.

Do you guys see a Biel-Timberlake wedding anytime soon?

Justin Timberlake Had A Great Time at The Marine Ball

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I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love this whole “Justin Timberlake went to the Marine Corps Ball” story. It has basically everything that I love, all wrapped up in one neat little adorable package: heartwarming tales, neat uniforms, a former boy band member, and also I cried. Really, what’s not to love?

Just in case you needed a little extra happiness in your day (even though I really don’t see why you would), here’s darling JT’s firsthand account of his Marine Ball adventures:

To all my family, friends and fans -

I’m writing this out to all of you after attending an event that turned out to be one of the most moving evenings I’ve ever had…

I had the honor and privilege last night of attending The Basic School Instructor Battalion 236th Marine Corps Birthday Ball at the Greater Richmond Convention Center with Corporal Kelsey DeSantis…

I knew I would have an evening that I wouldn’t forget… Something I could tell my friends about. What I didn’t know was how moved I would be by the whole experience.

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Justin Timberlake Went to The Marine Corps Ball!

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If you’ll recall, over the summer, celebrity after celebrity got invited to the annual Marine Corps Ball. A fine young man asked Mila Kunis to be his date, and she accepted. Another fine young man asked Betty White to be his date, but she already had plans. And, of course, a young lady invited Justin Timberlake. And he obviously said yes.

I just think that this speaks so highly of Justin, don’t you? Sure, at this particular moment he looks like the most uncomfortable boy in the world, but he showed up. Last night, he could have been doing nearly anything his heart desired – he could have rode bikes with Jessica Biel, he could have banged Mila Kunis, he could have lovingly dressed a pony up like a unicorn and taken it for a walk under the stars with some Capri Suns and cute sweaters (which is what I would do if I had Justin Timberlake money) – but he didn’t. He flew out to Richmond, Virginia, put on his little tux, and escorted a Marine to a fancy ball, just like he promised. And I think that’s just wonderful.

Image courtesy of TMZ

I Could Listen to Justin Timberlake And Jimmy Fallon Rap All Day Long

Really, no joke, I could do that. I realized that about a year ago when Jimmy and Justin first paired up to conquer the history of rap. I realized that if these two released one of those 20 disc sets of popular hit songs for ten easy payments of $19.99, I would be all over it. I would make every single one of those easy payments, and I would weep with joy when I finally got that glorious set in the mail. And then I would listen to it, over and over and over. And I would hate myself a little, for I despise Jimmy Fallon, but I would also feel just so warm and cozy with these two fellas crankin’ out the jams.

You love it too, don’t you? Oh, you can’t watch videos from NBC? BAM: a lesser quality YouTube link. You’re welcome.

Quotables: Justin Timberlake Is All About The Middletons

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“Us American males are big fans of Pippa. We like the Middletons very much. I’m going to sound like a sleazeball. I’m going to stop right there!”

- Justin Timberlake shares his creepy desires with Us magazine.

Is this true? Is that what you American males are attracted to these days, Kate and Pippa Middleton? Because I’m sorry, but unless you’re really into fancy parties or fancy hats, then I really don’t understand what you guys and Justin Timberlake go for.

Where do you stand?
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Some More Vintage Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake

You know who Justin Timberlake looks in this video? Danny Masterson, or ‘Hyde’ from That 70′s Show. Seriously, all he’d need is the stoner squint and some glasses, and it’d be spot-on, even the mannerisms. And Ryan Gosling, goodness. He was just as sweet as pie. Not that I watched the Mickey Mouse Club when I was younger or anything (Are You Afraid of the Dark was more my speed), but are any of you who did, like, totally thunderstruck that these two, who got their starts on MMC, are two of the hottest tickets going today? And for the younger crowd (do we have a younger crowd?), who do you think, today, will be next decade’s hottest tickets?