Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Guarini

The Return of the American Idol Men

Two questions: 1) WTF was Blake Lewis doing at the Grammys? 2) What happened to his face? I don’t know what happened to the former hottie, but he looks just awful here. I don’t...

I Believe the Children Are Our Future

I hate both the MPAA and the FCC. Essentially I hate censorship in all its forms and I advocate a society where I’m allowed to choose what I’d like to guzzle. That said, I am a...

OMFG STOP THE PRESSES!!!!

Justin Guarini has cut his hair. And, for the first time in the history of the world, the mere sight of him doesn’t make me want to vomit all over myself. Apparently he’s...

A Brief Review of Babel

From my new favorite source, a brief yet elegant review of this two-and-a-half-hour Brad Pitt opus. “babel sux. dont see it. the end.” Also, my beloved JGuars have sent me...

You Told Me To Do It…..

Here is a quote from my comment section. “You can enjoy beautiful concert videos of Justin performing at the concert (and accompanying himself on the guitar) on the You Tube site, or...

Justin Guarini: Explained?

The kids over at JMansWorld, a Justin Guarini fan site (wrap your head around that), got wind of the little Justin Guarini mystery I’ve been trying to solve. And by “trying to...