Normally it’s just not right to make fun of people when they’re trying to be charitable, but these photos that Justin Gaston took with his If I Can Dream co-stars are pretty freakin’ funny. Even if you leave out the fact that this naked man who’s grabbing boobies and straddling a lady who’s taking it from both sides is a total hardcore Christian. In fact, Justin’s known for being so Christian that it was rumored he was living with the Cyrus family when he was dating 16 year old Miley. Because, ya know, the Cyrus’ were so sure nothing funny was going on between the two of them. Ugh. Those type of Christians are my favorite.
We’re hearing from sources that Miley and Nick are DEFINITELY back on!!!
The Jonas Brothers made the first stop of their tour tonight in Arlington, Texas — and Miley was with them! She surprised the audience by stepping onstage during the final song and kissing Nick!!!
Wow, so I guess we know for sure now why she left Justin. Who leaves a hottie model with a package like this for Nick Jonas??
Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she wants the world to know!
Was anyone else in the audience? Anyone have video? Or photos?
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We have video! Well well well. Look who’s in love! There’s just a little peck on the cheek, not a full-blown kiss, but MAN is there a lot of sexual tension. On behalf of Justin Gaston, I would just like to say: “Ouch.”
Oh, dear God, this better not be happening, butI have a feeling that Miley and her totally straight boyfriend Justin Gaston may have split up. They’ve been tweeting over the past day or so and it’s not looking good for these kids. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight due to the devastation.
Of course, this frees Miley up to get back together with whichever Jonas brother she was totally having sex with dating before.
Justin Gaston, celibate and totally hetero boyfriend of Miley Cyrus, is a real tool. The website Men.Style.com has a short video of Justin talking about the most prevalent thoughts on his mind.
If you are at work, or on your cell phone, or just damn lazy and can’t watch the video, let me sum it up for you: He wants to be a lap dog, people are mean to him on Twitter and God weaves his shirts for him.
Virgin Miley and her boyfriend, male model Justin Gaston were snapped at Mr. Chow’s restaurant last night. Like the Ivy, this joint is where you go when you want to be seen. I wouldn’t mind seeing Justin. Naked. In my bed. With Johnny Depp on the other side of me.
When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat?
Because he is sooooo freakin’ edible!
Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and Uggs to hit up Nobu with Justin Gaston on Sunday. Why bother going out for sushi, Milers? You have plenty of raw meat right at home, and you know exactly where it goes, girl.
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