Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Vs. Lady Gaga

The Biebz and Gaga are undoubtedly two of the most popular singers of today.  While that is a tragic fact, it is indeed a fact, but which one is the most popular? If you ask YouTube, the...

I Qualify To Date Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber, the dreamiest thing to happen to pop music since IDONTEVENKNOWWHAT, has finally revealed what he’s looking for in a woman. Biebs spoke to Absolute Now and said that...

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“Me and my fiancee love him. We want our own Justin Bieber. We can’t have the actual one because he’s busy with his work. I understand he procreates by laying eggs in the sea...

Bieber Fever Is Deadly

Remember the guy that made the application that blocks Justin Bieber from your internets? Yeah, that’s Greg Leuch, and he’s getting all kinds of death threats for...

Justin Bieber Is Clearly A Gift From God

The Biebz has brought so much light to my life.  I have a friend who is dating one of the lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, and I’ve had oodles of fun coming up with jokes for...

Justin Bieber Makes Out In Parking Lots

Justin Bieber keeps it real unlike his Disney employed peers. While they’re all playing the virgin card, Bieber’s at least copping to getting his make out on all over town like...