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Justin Bieber wears junk-hugging Calvin Klein underwear

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File this under “Shit I Never Asked to See” – Justin Bieber‘s campaign for Calvin Klein underwear is out, and it’s… interesting.

The photos were shared by Justin himself on his Twitter page today, and a bunch of pre-teens probably discovered their privates for the first time today as they gazed upon the fabric that surrounds his.

Just a few questions:

1. Why does Justin Bieber think he’s David Beckham?

2. Who was the Photoshop specialist hired for Justin’s crotchal region? That’s right, crotchal.

3. Why does Justin’s head look too small for his body?

4. Why?

Anyhow, I’m sure SOMEONE out there will enjoy these. Don’t say I never gave ya anything!



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Justin Bieber lied about buying a private jet

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Justin Bieber loves lying about shit he’s apparently bought but actually hasn’t. Remember when he tried to pretend like he bought a yacht, but it was actually some rich family in Florida’s boat? Or when he acted like he had a Bugatti which was actually Birdman’s? This time around, Justin is pretending that he bought his own private jet… but uh, he didn’t, actually.

TMZ has learned the jet Bieber posed on is a G4 — which is for sale — but was not purchased by JB. Sources with direct knowledge of the aircraft tell us Justin merely chartered it for a Christmas flight from Canada to NYC. In other words … just a really expensive Uber.

Justin captioned the pic … “New jet for Christmas, and she’s beautiful” — prompting many to believe he’d just made the biggest purchase of his life. Not so … though it’s true that it was new to him, and the 22-seat ride is undeniably beautiful.

Apparently JB is worth about $200 million, and a private jet (to buy) is $50 million, meaning 25% of his money would be gone. No surprise why he didn’t actually buy it. But like, who needs to be that much of a poser to pretend he has his own jet? Please, settle down, idiot. And get rid of the blonde hair.

In other bullshit Justin Bieber news, here’s a photo of him skateboarding in what appears to be a sweater vest:

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Justin Bieber is “super single” and ready to mingle, I assume

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Step right up, ladies! Justin Bieber may have been rumoured to be dating Hailey Baldwin, but apparently that’s a load of bologna. In fact, he’s “super single” and ready to mingle with whatever lady lacks enough self-respect to go anywhere near him! Hurrah!

“People are crazy. I’m super single and this is my good friend u would know otherwise.”

I’m not quite sure that’s a sentence that makes any sense in the English language, but what the hell, let’s go with it. “This is my good friend u would know otherwise” it is.

For the record, Hailey also denies that they’re a couple, telling E! News:

“I’ve known him since I was so young – since I was like 13 – and we’ve just been good friends over the years. We have just stayed close and there’s nothing more to it than that.”

I love when celebs claim they’ve been friends since they were kids when it’s clearly they totally weren’t, but whatever. Live your lives, kids. I’m sure Selena Gomez is weeping over her greatest hits album as we speak.

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Justin Bieber is a bleach blonde now

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Welp, I’m not quite sure what phase of his life Justin Bieber is currently in, but it’s one that includes him bleaching his hair and living as a blonde for now. Some have suggested that this move was to help him get over Selena Gomez, but I’m not sure I really get the logic. What, like women, he feels the need to make a big change to signify a new era in his life? Eh.

Anyhoo, can we also talk about these horrendous tattoos? I mean, what the hell is that? It’s all too much and NOT a good look. He seems to be purposely trying to ruin himself – hopefully he ruins himself straight on out of the spotlight.

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Young celebrities are richer than ever

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Forbes released their annual list of the highest earning celebrities under the age of 30 this week, and perhaps unsurprisingly, they’re mostly all pop stars. They base the list off of their Celebrity 100 list and research they gathered to put that one together, so without further ado, prepare to cry yourself to sleep over your stack of student loans and leftover Thanksgiving food tonight as you realize just how much money these young people have and how much you (we) don’t:

1. Justin Bieber, age 20, $80 million
2. One Direction, average age 21, $75 million
3. Taylor Swift, age 24, $64 million
4. Bruno Mars, age 29, $60 million
5. Rihanna, age 26, $48 million
6. Miley Cyrus, age 21, $36 million
7. Jennifer Lawrence, age 24, $34 million
8. Lady Gaga, age 28, $33 million
9. Avicii, age 25, $28 million
10. Skrillex, age 26, $18 million

Please tell me how on God’s green earth SKRILLEX made $18 million. Like, how is that just? How is it even possible? My mind is blown. Avicii is another surprise. I know people were nuts about ‘Wake Me Up’ and ‘Hey, Brother’… but $28 million worth of crazy? I mean, damn.

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Want to live in Justin Bieber’s old bedroom?

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Justin Bieber grew up in Canada, where he spent a good portion of his time with his grandparents, at their house in Stratford, Ontario. Well, now Memaw and Pepaw are ready to sell up, and they’ve put the house on the market for $276,000 – and they’re marketing it well over the price it’s worth by using Justin’s name and the fact that his old bedroom is in the house!

From TMZ:

Justin’s grandparents are selling their 3-bedroom home in Stratford, Ontario … and one of those bedrooms belonged to young Biebs — who spent about 80% of his childhood at the house.

The house is being marketed as Justin’s former crib.  As for the asking price … it’s pushing it, but grandma and gramps think a rich Belieber will ante up.

Real estate sources say the home has been updated … but Justin’s room has been left intact — it’s decorated the way he liked it … with the logo of his favorite hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs, emblazoned on the bedding, curtains and wallpaper.

It’s unfortunate that 12-year-olds don’t have $300k lying around, but I’m sure some grown ass sicko will pony up for this. Doesn’t Justin give his grandparents any money, though? Pushing up the price on the power of their grandson’s name seems sorta gross and plain greedy, but then… I guess that’s a family trait.

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Justin Bieber is getting a short visit from the karma fairy

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If karma paid Justin Bieber the visit he’s truly owed, she’d be there for the next year, so unfortunately we only get a small dose of comeuppance sent his way. Which is fair enough. Remember how he egged his neighbour’s house and was told to pay him and go to community service? Well, he’s forked over $80,000, done 6 of his required 12 anger management classes and it’s about time for some community service (though it’s hardly hard labour!).

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber will satisfy his community labor requirement in the egging case by working for MusiCares … a foundation that helps musicians struggling with health, addiction and other issues … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the case tell TMZ … Justin will satisfy his 5-day labor requirement by working at the facility’s L.A. headquarters, doing things like painting walls and moving office furniture. We’re told he will NOT be teaching music to anyone … the entire 5 days will involve physical labor.

People required to do community labor typically perform services in 3 ways … picking up trash on roads and freeways, graffiti removal and beach clean-up.

The problem with Bieber — everyone involved realized it would be impossible for him to do any of this because there would be a mob scene which would probably prevent him from doing the work.

We’re told there’s precedent for using MusiCares to fulfill community labor requirements. The Probation Dept. and judges have allowed it before, and it serves the function.

Bieber’s lawyer Shawn Holley was in court Monday AM and told the judge Bieber would complete the community labor by February 10th.   Although the probation report specifically says arrangements are being made to complete community labor at MusicCares, Holley tells TMZ it’s not in cement.

A bit of a rip-off, considering. I don’t give a shit what kinda celebrity he is. Take him to a remote highway and have him pick up trash piece by piece – who’s going to stop? Long haul truck drivers? I don’t think so. If they have him painting or whatever, I guess that’s something, but do you think he’ll actually do any REAL work there? Nope.

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