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2Justin Bieber Got Offered a Plea Deal

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We all remember Justin Bieber‘s drag racing, DUI fun, right? Well, apparently the Florida State Attorney wants to offer him a plea deal in the case which would pretty much drop every charge left standing against him… in exchange for his abstaining from Sizzurp and weed. Uh oh, that’s a dealbreaker!

Here are the conditions, as revealed by TMZ:

Prosecutors will DROP the DUI and resisting arrest charges, but in return Bieber must:

– Plead no contest to reckless driving

– Complete 40 hours of community service

– Attend an alcohol ed course

– Attend a “victim impact panel” (where relatives of DUI victims share their stories)

– Install an ignition interlock device for 3 months

Now here’s the rub.  Prosecutors also want Bieber to submit to random drug testing, and not just in Florida.  He’ll have to submit his travel plans to the court and authorities will set up random testing wherever he happens to be … at his expense.  And testing will last between 6 and 9 months.

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Bieber apparently want nothing to do with all of that because he just loves his weed too much.

Assuming he complies with all the terms and PASSES the drug tests, the reduced plea will formally be entered. Also from TMZ

Sources connected to Bieber tell TMZ … there are several reasons they aren’t buying what prosecutors are selling.  First, there are huge problems with the case — they believe the cop lied when he said Bieber reeked of booze (he only blew a .014), and he was also lying about observing Bieber drag race — the GPS device registered a very reasonable 27 MPH.

But the bigger issue is this — our sources say Bieber will NOT accept any plea that has probation … where the judge can throw the book at him if he screws up.

In particular there’s NO WAY Bieber will agree to random drug testing.  Fact is … he has a problem with weed and sizzurp.   If you don’t understand his worry, just remember Lindsay Lohan, who became a habitual probation offender for more than 7 years.

Also, we’re told Justin will not accept an alcohol ed course as part of a plea deal, because he’d become a spectacle.

We’re told Bieber is open to a plea … but not this one.

Regardless of whatever the he was doing – even if he was doing 5MPH, the point is, he got behind the wheel of a car while drunk and under the influence of illegal substances. ALSO, he’s not even fucking old enough to drink in this country! Underage drinking – add that charge in. He’s an asshole and deserves to face SOME sort of consequences – maybe it’d be the wakeup call he needs to get his life together before he ruins it entirely.

What kills me is that he thinks alcohol education would make him a spectacle… and yet he didn’t think getting arrested does that times ten? Oh no, I bet that just makes him “hard” and helps him fit in with that rap scene he’s so desperate to be part of. GO AWAY FOREVER, JUSTIN BIEBER.

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February 24, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
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4Justin Bieber Wants to Move to Atlanta Now to Be Closer to Hip Hop

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You know, it kinda makes sense that Justin Bieber wants to move to Atlanta to be close to the rap scene there. After all, he is absolutely a tried and true rapper with a deep-seated knowledge of and participation in the culture behind the genre. EXCEPT NOT IN ANY WAY. Look, I’m not saying you need to be black to love hip hop – certainly not. Nor do you have to be black to participate in hip hop – look at Eminem, for instance.

However, rap is about way more than getting some tattoos, wearing a big chain and smoking a shit ton of weed, yet this little twerp seems to think he’s a bonafide hip hop star and it kinda makes me want to jump out of the nearest window.

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber is a fickle kind of guy … we’ve learned he’s now looking at homes in the Atlanta area because it puts him smack in the middle of a hip hop mecca.

Bieber’s been in Atlanta since last week — where he’s been partying shirtless with Diddy — and sources close to the singer tell us, he’s fallen in love with the city all over again.

In addition to Diddy, Bieber’s been hanging with southern staples T.I. and Rick Ross — and we’re told he’s already asked them about where to buy the nicest real estate in the city.Added bonus — Atlanta isn’t the paparazzi hive that L.A. is … and Bieber has been enjoying the extra privacy … for now. (Of course, paps tend to go where the money is — and Bieber’s a walking bank.) It also makes sense because we’re told Bieber is transitioning into hip hop — he’s Bizzle now.

I really hope that last bit about “Bizzle” is a joke, because my mind isn’t prepared for that. If any of you live in Atlanta, I’m really sorry for the trouble that lay ahead.

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February 14, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
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0Teen Girls Groped Justin Bieber Wax Figure Into Retirement

Justin Bieber Wax Figure Unveiled At Madame Tussauds Berlin

Oh, you Beliebers are something else. Girls (I’m going to assume these are people under the age of 16) have been so antsy to get their hands on a piece of Justin “I’m a big hard man” Bieber that they were willing to settle for grabbing onto a likeness of him in wax figure form on display at Madame Tussaud’s in New York City. In fact, so many of them gripped Wax Bieber so hard, so many times that the figure has deteriorated to the point where it’s been taken off display and put into retirement. Uh…

From The New York Post:

One source said of the Bieber figure, which was installed in his younger, more innocent days, “With no ropes or barriers to stop them, thousands of fans have had their photographs taken with him since then — but it has taken its toll.”

Madame Tussauds New York says the figure has been damaged over the years, and despite regular maintenance, “it no longer does justice either to the star or to the attraction,” and so it has reluctantly decided to remove it.

Madame Tussauds general manager, Bret Pidgeon, acknowledged, “This is disappointing, but hopefully we can welcome a new ‘grown-up’ Justin back to the attraction in the near future.”

Nope. Just forget it. The same thing is going to happen so long as you continue to allow hormonal teenagers to hump all over your wax. The heat from their bodies will melt that shit to a pool of candle wax in no time. Although, maybe that’s a good thing…

I hope the new figurine is Justin in his jail gear! Mugshot Justin is the best Justin, of course.

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February 12, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
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2Justin Bieber Filled a Private Jet with Enough Pot to Make the Pilots Wear Oxygen Masks

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Oh, Justin Bieber. It’s all getting so fucking predictable now that my fingers are typing the words before I’ve even finished reading the news. He’s an asshole, he’s doing asshole things. His most recent exploits consist of ordering a private jet with his father and the pair of them (and whatever other cronies Justin had with him) harassing the flight attendants and filling the plane with so much pot smoke that the pilots had to wear oxygen masks and the flight attendant hid with them in the cockpit to avoid Justin. What a class act!

Here’s the rundown from NBC News:

According to multiple law enforcement sources, the leased, luxurious Gulfstream IV on which the 19-year-old Canadian pop star, his father and an entourage of 10 friends traveled was so full of marijuana smoke that the pilots were forced to wear oxygen masks.

“The captain of the flight stated that he warned the passengers, including Bieber, on several occasions to stop smoking marijuana,” says the official report of the incident. “The captain also stated he needed to request that the passengers stop their harassing behavior toward the flight attendant and after several warnings asked the flight attendant to stay with him near the cockpit to avoid any further abuse.”

According to multiple sources, the attendant was forced to spend much of the flight near the pilots as the plane travelled from Canada to Teterboro, N.J.

“The flight attendant stated the passengers, including Bieber and his father, Jeremy Bieber,” stated the report, “were extremely abusive verbally and she would not work another flight with them.”

Wow… kewl dad, as well. You know, much blame has been put on Dickhead Jr’s dad for his recent behaviour – especially since Bieber is footing the bill for the dude to basically be a good-for-nothing scumbag – and this is a perfect example why. But I digress… DEA and Customs and Border Protection met Justin’s plane and apparently had to question him separately because “in past examinations, Bieber had become argumentative and abusive when together with his security team”.  Ugh.

Eventually he was let go and the crew decided not to press charges (THOUGH THEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE) and that’s the end of another story about Justin Bieber doing whatever the hell he wants with zero consequences.

February 6, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
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0Justin Bieber Settled that Lawsuit with His Former Bodyguard

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One of Justin Bieber‘s first legal woes was when former bodyguard Moshe Benabou, who worked with Bieber between 2011-2012, filed a lawsuit against him for assault and unpaid wages. He claims that Justin punched him repeatedly in the chest after a concert because Bieber didn’t like how Benabou handled one of his friends. He also claimed that Justin owed him nearly $420,000 in unpaid wages for overtime hours and unspecified damage.

Well, apparently Justin has wised up and realised, “Hmm, I already have three cases happening in two countries… I should probably start paying up for my bullshit” and indeed he has, as TMZ reports. No word on what in all he handed over to Benabou, but I’m imagining it’s damn near close to what he demanded considering this reads Justin all over.

This is going to be another case of his endless money clearing his name of any number of crimes he’s going to commit over the next decade or so before he inevitably kills someone else or himself. Isn’t that just special?

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February 4, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
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18Here’s a Pic of Justin Bieber Sucking a Stripper’s Nipple


Justin Bieber must be missing the simplicity of his infancy, because he’s been busy sucking on the nipple of a stripper who’s apparently old enough to be his mother. TMZ published the photo, which somehow made its way online and shows what Big Man Justin gets up to on his off time. Apparently the stripper was hired to “entertain” Justin and Co. while in the recording studio in Los Angeles recently, and he and friend Khalil Sharieff (the same bro who was with him through the DUI debacle) decided to latch on.

Yes, let’s blur the nipple. That’s really the most offensive thing happening here.

I don’t even have words for this – I’ll just allow the mental scarring we’ll all have from looking at this photo take its hold. The fact that they both have their eyes closed takes it to a whole new level, too. What are they thinking about? I suppose it’d be creeper if they were looking at each other, but this is just so many levels of wrong. So many.

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February 1, 2014 at 2:49 pm by Jennifer
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