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Justin Bieber is headed to anger management

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Well, the case of Justin Bieber and the Egged Neighbor’s House has finally come to a close and been heard in court. As you probably remember, he was being charged with misdemeanor vandalism and while he didn’t bother to show up in court himself, he had a lawyer enter a no contest plea on his behalf. “No contest” basically means “Yeah, I fuckin’ did it, let’s get this over with” and that’s what the judge did.

From Entertainment Tonight:

“Justin is glad to get this matter resolved and behind him,” Bieber’s team said in a statement issued to ET. “He will continue to move forward focusing on his career and his music.”

Bieber was not present in court on Wednesday, but his attorneys entered the no contest plea on his behalf. Under the terms of his negotiated settlement, Bieber has been ordered to complete five days of community labor and an anger management program. He was also instructed to pay $80,900 in restitution and to stay away from the victim and his family for two years. Additionally, Bieber has been placed on formal probation for two years. If he is ever deported back to his native Canada, Bieber must notify the court within 72 hours.

Why he wasn’t deported IMMEDIATELY after the first bullshit case he ever had is beyond me. And yet he’s sitting cushy in the US with no problems at all when legit people who deserve to be here are sent away for less? So stupid. In any case, I’m sure he’ll do something to violate his probation within those 2 years. Probably repeatedly, in fact… but we all know he’ll only get a slap on the wrist.

In any case, this kid doesn’t need anger management, he needs ‘spoiled brat who’s never been told no’ management, but I suppose since that’s not actually a thing, we’ll put it down to anger…

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Justin Bieber posted a video of Tom Hanks dancing to ‘This Is How We Do It’ at Scooter Braun’s wedding

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Let’s all ignore the obvious question of how in the hell Scooter Braun knows/is friends with Tom Hanks for about five seconds so that we can enjoy the one good thing Justin Bieber has ever done in his life: capturing Tom dancing to ‘This Is How We Do It’ at Scooter’s wedding in Canada last weekend.

I don’t know how or why any of this happened (or why Tom is dressed like a rabbi), but I’m certainly glad it did.

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Justin Bieber might have already violated his probation

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If there’s one thing Justin Bieber loves in life, it’s torturing his neighbours and anyone in a 10 mile radius with his “loud partying”. He’s had the cops called to his house several times, been forced to move on several occasions and even recently landed himself in court and on probation for causing $80k worth of damage to a nearby house in Calabasas.

Welp, it seems like he may already have violated that probation by having the cops called to his condo this weekend not just once, but SIX TIMES. Joy!

From TMZ:

Cops received 4 separate complaints for loud music and partying on the roof top Saturday night and they sent patrol cars each time — at 8:30 PM, 12:50 AM, 1:50 AM and 3:00 AM.  We’re told Bieber was not cited because he agreed to turn the music down.

There were 2 other incidents involving disturbances with fans and paparazzi.

Here’s what’s so significant … Bieber is currently on 2 years probation for egging his neighbor’s house.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … if the Bev Hills PD cites Bieber … they will forward the matter to the L.A. County Probation Dept., which could trigger a probation violation and then he’s in jail territory.

Cops have responded to numerous incidents involving Bieber at the condo over the last month … incidents involving both noise and weed.

Okay, two questions here. First, I’ve asked this before, but with JB knowing how much he loves to act the damn fool and throw loud parties, why the fuck would you buy a condo in a building with other units? In what universe did that seem like a smart idea? OBVIOUSLY the cops are going to get called on your ass nonstop and you’re just going to have to move out – because that will happen.

Secondly, how is this a discussion that he “may” have violated his probation? It was my assumption that if you have ANY interaction with the police in terms of creating any disruption, etc, then your ass is grass. Lock this asshole up and throw away the key… or at least deport him back to Canada.

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Justin Bieber wants a piece of Amber Rose now, apparently

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Last we heard of Amber Rose, she was rather happily married to Wiz Khalifa and enjoying being a mom to their son. Well, apparently that made no difference to Justin Bieber, who apparently gave his number to the model and got super chatty at a Hollywood party last Thursday.

From Radar Online:

Justin Bieber may be back together with Selena Gomez – but it doesn’t mean he only has eyes for his on-again, off-again love.

In a move that could upset the often jealous Gomez, the troubled singer, 20, got close to model Amber Rose, 30, at the ASCAP Rhythm & Soul Music Awards after-party sponsored by Bai5 in West Hollywood nightclub Bootsy Bellows on Thursday night, sources tell RadarOnline.com.

“Justin walked over to Amber’s private table and they began chatting,” an onlooker tells Radar of the pair’s party run-in. “They talked for more than 15 minutes- and even exchanged numbers. She was smiling and laughing.”

LOL, I’m going to call bullshit on this one – if only on Amber Rose’s side. Not that Wiz Khalifa is some great prize, but as if a grown ass woman is going to go for this little boy? I don’t think so. Of course they did meet up – it was an ASCAP event, so it makes sense – but I guarantee you homegirl had zero interest in Wannabe Thug Jr.

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Justin Bieber involved in minor car accident after paparazzi chase

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No one was injured in a car crash that resulted from a paparazzi chase in Los Angeles on Tuesday afternoon. Photographers were so desperate to get a good photo of Justin Bieber that they chased the Escalade he was traveling in and then caused an accident which could have hurt or killed not only people in the vehicles but passers-by, as well.

From TMZ:

We’re told the Escalade was going down Canon Drive at a fast clip, trying to lose the photog, when a BMW was pulling out of a parking structure near Bouchon restaurant.  An eyewitness tells us … the BMW misjudged the speed of the Escalade and smashed into it.

We’re told Bieber almost immediately got out of the SUV and into another car and sped off.

Yes, the BMW “misjudged” – ie he wasn’t paying attention because he was too busy trying to snap pictures. Look, it’s all fine and well for photogs to be “trying to make a living” with their “job” of chasing celebrities, but they don’t have to be scumbags and endanger people’s lives because of it. It’s time for that shit to end.

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Justin Bieber’s new neighbors already hate him

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Surprise! Justin Bieber‘s the worst! He moved into a Beverly Hills condo recently and his neighbors are already sick of his bullshit and have called the cops several times. Apparently Justin bought the top floor unit of the building and one a floor down, even though they don’t connected. He has proceeded to throw a ton of parties there and hotbox the entire place with too much weed smoke.

From TMZ:

We’re told Justin needed the space not just for him but for his entourage.  He moved in earlier this month.

Now here’s the predictable problem with the Biebs living in a condo building.  The neighbors have already contacted the HOA because of excessive noise and marijuana.  And we’re told … cops have been called twice.

A resident in the building tells TMZ, “The smell of marijuana was permeating the floor, especially my hallway which is shared by [Justin's] unit.”

Neighbors complained last week of a rager that went on until 4 AM.

And there’s this.  A neighbor told TMZ Justin was having a small party Monday where his deck was outfitted with bongs and a bar … and the entire penthouse floor was being hotboxed.

Why on earth would you, as a rich person, even want to live in a building with other apartments? Why not get a house, where you have land that’s private? Especially if you’re Justin Bieber and known for getting into trouble with neighbors? Does this kid not have an advisor or what?

Second of all, why can’t he pick a damn place to live already? He was in Calabasas, then he was moving to Atlanta to be closer to hip hop, now he’s in Beverly Hills… seems like someone is lacking a little direction.

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Justin Bieber’s a great basketball player, guys

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Of course Justin Bieber thinks he’s a total baller (in the most literal way possible). He went to shoot some hoops with some randoms yesterday at Equinox in West LA and managed to keep his shirt on the whole time (until he got outside, of course – then he had to go shirtless to show off his “muscles”). He doesn’t look like he did much on the court, but his desperation to have his trademark “swagger” even while trying to play a sport is both hilarious and pathetic.

One question: Where’s Selena?

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