Because Justin Bieber is rich and white, it’s no surprise that he can pretty much raise whatever hell and break whatever law he’d like and not have to face any consequences for it. Despite the fact that he and his cronies blocked off an entire street in Miami to drag race on, and the fact that Justin got behind the wheel despite the fact that he was drunk and high out of his mind (and was subsequently arrested - which he resisted), apparently all charges have been dropped and the only ones he’ll be facing are for resisting arrest. Yay, justice system!
According to the Miami-Dade County Clerk’s Website, it doesn’t matter that Justin was driving with an expired license while under the influence on a street he took it upon himself to block off and race down at 4am. All that matters is that he mouthed off to the officer who was taking him in. He’ll probably end up with a fine for $200 or something and be done with it. Way to show him that he can’t just do whatever the fuck he wants, law enforcement!
Bieber is due back in court this morning, so hopefully he doesn’t miss his post-intervention flight back from Panama.
January 28, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Usher was Justin Bieber‘s mentor for many years, so he presumably cares about his well-being (and may or may not have a financial stake in it). Since Justin has been getting in all sorts of trouble and it’s getting serious now since arrests are involved, Usher’s decided to take a break from… whatever it is he’s doing these days to fly down to Panama, where Biebs is currently sunbathing away from the American press, to stage an intervention.
Sources tell us Usher flew to Panama for a serious come-to-jesus with JB on the heels of his arrest in Miami.
We’re told Justin’s manager Scooter Braun, and Justin’s childhood friend Ryan Butler, are also there for the sit-down. Scooter got roped in for a pic with a Belieber at the resort where they’re all staying.
We haven’t heard this word used, but this meeting has all the earmarks of an intervention.
Well, fair enough, but I doubt an intervention of any kind is going to help this kid at this point. Maybe they should have intervened for the past six years to keep him from getting this way. But no, that would have been too easy and might have stopped the money flow! Couldn’t have that now, could we? Fuck that.
I do think Justin needs to get into rehab stat and get off the Sizzurp and pills and all that, but what difference will rehab make when he gets out and starts hanging out with the same people? When the damage of being a child star who’s been exploited for all of his teen years still hasn’t dealt with all that properly? Nice try, but I think it’ll take more than a measly sit-down in Panama to fix all this, and too many paychecks are involved to make it worthwhile.
January 27, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
How much do you think they paid Tatiana Voziouk, former housekeeper chez Justin Bieber, to blab to the paper about the goings-on inside his crackhouse? It must’ve been a pretty penny, because she quite willingly opened up about all the shit he gets up to for The Sunday People. Basically, she claims he walks around like a zombie and thinks he’s headed for certain destruction and will be dead soon. Woo hoo!
And she says 19-year-old Bieber and his friends are risking their lives by drinking dangerous cocktails of codeine-based cough syrup and soda, known as “sizzurp”.
“The drugs and hangers-on are turning Justin into a zombie. I’m terrified he’ll become the next Michael Jackson. If he doesn’t act now I will hear one day that he has passed away. It is heartbreaking. I have decided to speak out now as I care for him.”
Tatiana, 47, says marijuana would be delivered to the star’s house near Los Angeles by a legal drug company who supply for medicinal purposes. She claims she watched as hangers-on would throw parties at the house and take drugs when Justin was there and also while he was away fulfilling his gruelling pop schedule.
She said: “On the kitchen top there was often a bottle of prescription cough syrup which I know had codeine in it, but I am not sure what else. There were soft drinks like Fanta alongside it too.
“Usually celebs like their drinks thrown away if they leave them out as they are scared of being poisoned. I was told not to touch those bottles. And I wasn’t allowed to throw them away.
“I never saw him drink from those bottles but Justin did ask me a couple of times where I had put them. I didn’t see exactly if they were mixing them together and making cocktails but I thought it looked suspicious they were next to each other.”
The medical marijuana company would regularly deliver.
Tatiana said: “They give users marijuana in the form of cookies, lollipops and candies. These products were always in the house. I was always picking up joint butts and stubs from the kitchen, lounge and pool area where they had been thrown.”
I mean, him being a pothead isn’t a surprise or as much of a concern, but longterm Sizzurp sippin’ (combined with extra prescription drugs, in particular) lead to trouble. Look what that shit did to Lil Wayne, man.
I do love when former employees/friends of a celeb pretend they’re speaking out out of “concern” – it cracks me up. No, you spoke out for the check as presumably you are now unemployed, lady. Get it together.
January 26, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber has been in some serious shit lately, making his first (of what I’m sure will be many) trips to jail after a DUI and drag racing and loading up on Xanax and weed and God knows what else. He’s out now, and while many would expect him to apologize for his behaviour or offer up some kind of explanation for what in the hell is wrong in his measly brain, we kinda got the exact opposite instead: an Instagram photo of himself outside of prison pasted next to a photo of Michael Jackson. Because yes, they’re SO COMPLETELY THE SAME.
Let’s take it one step further and see what his caption for the photo was, shall we?
“‘What more can they say’ ?”
Yep, seriously. But wait, that’s not all! We even got a bonus tweet from the King himself, telling his Beliebers that God is there for them and to stick together… because presumably he realises he’s hemorrhaging fans quicker than he can down a bottle of Sizzurp.
YOU ARE ALL WORTHY NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS >> BE STRONG GOD IS WITH US ALL> MY BELIEBERS CHANGED MY LIFE> I WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 24, 2014
Fuck this kid.
January 25, 2014 at 12:24 pm by Jennifer
This seemed to be the week of bobbleheads, for both men and women alike. Everyone needs to stop losing and start gaining weight, like now.
Go through these looks of the week and give me your picks for who looks BEST, WORST, and most WTF. Mine are at the bottom!
(P.S.: For SAG Awards fashion, check out this post.)
Anna Wintour. Giiiiirl…
January 24, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Justin Bieber may have been grinning like a hyena in his mugshot, but things seemed a bit different the following morning when the little dickhead sobered up and realised he was actually in some shit. He went before a judge in Miami on Thursday morning to answer to his charges and looked more than a little confused and ashamed (though not quite enough for my personal liking). His bail was set at $2,500, which he obviously posted, and he was released yesterday afternoon. HE’S ON THE LOOSE!
Apparently Justin told police that he’d been “popping anti-depressants”, smoking weed and drinking beer all day. Something tells me he was doing far more than that, but sure, let’s go with it – we know he’s got a Xanax addiction. He probably thought they wouldn’t know what “Sizzurp” was so just said beer instead.
In any case, Justin’s manager, Scooter (A GROWN MAN NAMED SCOOTER – THINK ABOUT THAT) Braun finally responded to all that’s been happening by… not taking any responsibility and acting as if the world was inflicting all of this upon Justin instead of the other way around:
@justinbieber love you and i will act in the manner of someone who truly cares. that is all I have to say. thanks for all those concerned
— Scooter Braun (@scooterbraun) January 24, 2014
Been a long day. Bottom line is we are defined by how we handle adversity. Be there when it counts. Love fully in good times and bad.
— Scooter Braun (@scooterbraun) January 24, 2014
Oh, fuck off. If only the earth really was flat… they could both fall off of it.