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That Justin Bieber Paternity Case Is Still Happening

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Just when we’d almost forgotten about Mariah Yeater and the love child she claims she had with Justin Bieber, this girl manages to step back into the lamelight (I honestly meant to type “limelight,” but some typos happen for a reason). And she’s not going to stop until she gets her child support money. Or until she gets properly medicated, whichever comes first.

But here’s the new news: the DNA test results still aren’t in. Justin took the test last November, but Mariah’s lawyer still hasn’t gotten the results, so like, he doesn’t know if Justin ever even did the test. I guess it’s all coming up now because Justin had a year to submit the results? I don’t even know why this is being brought up now, but here’s a lovely statement from Mariah’s lawyer:

“Bieber is either the father or he isn’t. And if he is then he needs to step up to the plate and pay child custody.”

There you have it, friends. That’s all we know, that Justin either is or isn’t the father. We don’t know if Mariah’s lawyer is talking to Justin’s lawyer, or if there are any plans to take further legal action. We just know that Justin is the father of this baby, or he is not.

A source close to Mariah Yeater called this mess “one of the biggest scandals in pop music.” But I’m sure you already understand how very serious this case is. And if you don’t, then Mariah and I have a message for you:

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Blind Item: Justin Bieber Wants His Own Action Movie

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From Blind Gossip:

Lately, this young star has been making more headlines for his personal life than for his talent. Well, his handlers are desperate to deflect your attention and give you something else to talk about. So, believe it or not, his next big project will be… as the lead in a feature film!

His preference is an action film, but he will settle for a romance. Either way, he wants to prove that he is multi-talented and not a baby anymore. Turning him into an action star or a viable romantic lead would certainly accomplish that (although adults may have a tough time believing him as either one).

Since his longevity as a teen star is running out quickly, his team knows that they may only get one shot at this, that it must be successful, and that it must happen soon. They have already started reviewing scripts and taking meetings with the goal of being in pre-production Q1 2013.

Oh, please. Please, please let this happen. If Justin Bieber starred in his very own action movie, then that would make everything worth it. All the shitty things that he’s ever said and done, all the headaches I’ve gotten from rolling my eyes at him, it would all be worth it if I could have roughly one and a half hours of him running around and doing stupid stunts and acting badly. I would put up with ten more years of Bieber if I could just have that film.

Justin Bieber Won’t Get in Trouble for Punching A Photographer

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From TMZ:

Justin Bieber has a lot to be thankful for … not only is he back in Selena’s good graces — he won’t be charged for allegedly beating up a paparazzo … TMZ has learned.

We broke the story … Justin was a suspect in a misdemeanor battery, after a photog claimed he and the singer got into a physical altercation back in May on the mean streets of Calabasas.  The photog called 911 and filed a police report.

We’ve learned the L.A. County D.A. will NOT file criminal charges, because of conflicting witness accounts and an overall lack of evidence.

Oh, the L.A. County D.A. How many crimes you’ve let slip through your fingers. And for what, L.A. County D.A.? How does that benefit you? Are you just a bunch of lazies? Do you just sit in your office and smoke the demon weed all day? What’s the deal here? Just one look at the madness in Justin Bieber‘s eyes tells me that he’s guilty, and I’m not even a professional. Do your job, L.A. County D.A. Just do your effing job.

Justin and Selena: An Update

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So these two lovebirds were at an AMA after party last night, holding hands and looking generally uncomfortable with one another, but TMZ has another story. Yup, TMZ is saying that Justin‘s shying away from Selena, because she’s allegedly an unstable cling-on who can’t act normal. Don’t you just love that? From TMZ:

UPDATE: As of 1:00 AM. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are single, and Justin now thinks it may all be for the best.

Feelings: As of 1:00 AM, Selena wants to right the relationship and get back to boyfriend/girlfriend status. Justin is now telling his close friends he’s on the fence, partly because Selena has been so erratic. You’ll recall, Friday night she stormed out of a restaurant they were eating at and wouldn’t open the gate to her home to let him in.

Justin thinks they may be better off as friends … unclear if there’s a benefits package.

First of all, how rude. If anyone’s the crazy, unstable freak in the relationship, I’m making my bets that it’s got to be Justin Bieber. I know that Justin’s all famous-y and stuff, and any fame-desiring girl who’s not really all that concerned about the public’s perception of her one way or another might sacrifice her dignity for hanging on to a dude that’s nothing more than an overblown, self-serving piece of crap who thinks he’s the second coming of Michael Jackson, but Selena Gomez? Is she really that girl? I don’t know, guys, but I’m sure hoping not. Ugh.

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Justin Bieber Threw a Temper Tantrum Outside of Selena Gomez’s House Last Night

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Things aren’t looking so hot for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, friends, I just thought I’d take the time to warn those of you who are about to collapse with heartbreak over this one.

Sources are saying that Justin and Selena decided to try a dinner date last night, in the midst of their personal relationship crisis, and after a mere five minutes in the restaurant, the date was called off and Selena went huffing back to her mansion in Malibu. Justin followed suit (and followed Selena) back to Selena’s house, and when Selena wouldn’t let him through the gate, he pitched a fit in the driveway for all of the media to see (and, you know, howl at).

Later last night—probably sometime after Justin gave up on howling at Selena’s locked gate—Justin Tweeted this:

things arent always easy. there is alot of pressure. im figuring it all out. im trying. but i care, i notice, i still hear u. #Beliebers.

And today, he’s really just prattling on about how his first album, ‘My World’, is celebrating its 3-year anniversary, because apparently, celebrating the anniversary of things like getting a job, or dropping an album, is comparable to the really important things in life, like not being a big, gigantic douche. I’d be willing to celebrate that anniversary, too, guys.

Selena Gomez Blocked Justin Bieber’s Number Then Had A Sleepover with Him

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So yeah, they’re back together. Bummer. Things were looking so good too! Yesterday, there was a report that Selena had put a lock on all her communication devices so that Justin couldn’t contact her. He couldn’t call, text, or email, or whatever else it is kids do today with their fancy electronics. Nope, he was out of her life. That same report also said that “the breakup absolutely, positively involved another woman.” So good for Selena, right? Break up with the cheating bastard and block him from your life. That’s it.

Oh, but it isn’t. Because, as you might have guessed from the headline, they had a sleepover:

As quickly as Selena Gomez blocked Justin Bieber from her life via her telephone and whatnot, they hooked up again … capping off a 24-hour rendezvous at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel.

TMZ has learned … Bieber had a driver take him to LAX Wednesday night, where they picked up Selena … and rolled over to her home. We’re told Bieber spent the night at SG’s place.

The next morning, the two hitched a ride to the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills … but entered the building at separate times, presumably so no one would snap a shot of them together.

As we previously reported, Selena had been dead set on cutting JB out of her life, even blocking him on her cellphone  … but you know young love — predictably unpredictable.

So whatever, basically. Selena can have her little baby boyfriend, and she can love it. Girl had the nerve to break up with Justin Bieber, then she had the nerve to block all communication with him, then she went back. I’m not saying that Justin Bieber is some abusive asshole that needs to go away completely and never talk to her again (probably), I’m just saying that if he cheated and if he’s such a shitty boyfriend, she already put the legwork in to fix the problem. I don’t get it.

Thoughts?

Justin Bieber Proposed to Selena Gomez Twice Before She Broke Up with Him

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This is probably the most amusing story I’ve heard all week, which is a pretty big deal when you consider that so far this week, we’ve learned that Courtney Stodden landed her very first stripping gig and Rihanna considers herself “art.” This is better than that, you guys.

As you might have gathered from the headline, the rumor is that Justin Bieber asked Selena Gomez to marry him on two different occasions before she broke up with him. You can totally see him doing that, right? Like he said something really stupid and Selena wouldn’t touch his penis, so he was like “look, I love you, ok, let’s just get married, god.” Or he could have proposed on a night when Selena wasn’t really feeling going downtown. Or he proposed, and then he was like “PSYCHE!” There are so many possibilities!

Except here’s an additional detail: the first time he asked, Selena said no, but she told him to ask her again in a few months. And when he asked again in a few months, she said no again. Isn’t that just the best? I love that tactic. So hilarious.

Finally, the couple agreed to never speak of these marriage proposals, because it would be soooo embarrassing for Justin that his mega famous ass couldn’t land a Disney girl. Charming, right?

You might have been hearing lots of rumors about these two getting back together too. I mean, I know I have. There’s no kind of official word on that yet, so I don’t know what to tell you. I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened, but I really hope that Selena has had enough.