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Can You Believe That Justin Bieber Didn’t Get Nominated for A Grammy?

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I actually am. I’m truly surprised that Justin Bieber was not nominated for one single Grammy. If you’ll remember, he won several big awards at the American Music Awards this year, including Artist of the Year. I was all set to hear about his Grammy nominations as well, but it turns out that they actually chose to give awards to some people who actually made good music: Mumford and Sons, Florence and the Machine, The Black Keys. I think that’s nice, don’t you?

You know who doesn’t think it’s so nice? Justin Bieber’s manager, Scooter. Scooter is not pleased, not even a little bit. He was even displeased enough to discuss it on Twitter:

first…congrats to @carlyraejepsen . thought u deserved a best new artist nom, but proud Call Me Maybe got u 2 noms. so proud of u.

second….this time there wont be any wise words, no excuses, I just plain DISAGREE. The kid deserved it. Grammy board u blew it on this one

the hardest thing to do is transition, keep the train moving. the kid delivered. Huge succesful album, sold out tour, and won people over…

…this time he deserved to be recognized and I dont really have any kind nice positive things to say about a decision i dont agree with.

so to all those nominated…you do deserve it. You worked hard and u earned it. Just feel like so did JB.

To his fans…looks like we get to stay the underdog a little longer. #BRINGIT

I got a lot more I can say but for now….Im gonna leave it at that. Congrats to all those who got nominated including our own CRJ

life is long, with many ups and downs, but we get to keep going, everyday brings a new opportunity. NOTHING GREAT EVER CAME EASY.

Oh man, do I ever disagree with Scooter’s disagreement. First of all, of course he had a successful album, and of course his tour sold out. But great popularity doesn’t always equal great talent, and I’m disappointed that I feel like I have to point this out. Just because some preteens feel weird feelings when they hear Justin Bieber sing does not mean that his music deserves any awards. Is that really difficult to understand? “The kid” released a single about “chillin’ by the fire while we eatin’ fondue.” Let’s just be real here.

Second of all, in what universe is Justin Bieber the underdog? I don’t have any commentary or anything to go along with that question, I’m just genuinely curious how anyone could think that.

Third of all, if Carly Rae Jepsen wins a Grammy, then I’m going to relocate to another planet where such travesties don’t occur.

Are you guys looking forward to the awards this year?

Justin Bieber’s Perfume Ad Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

The first time I watched this commercial, I laughed so hard I cried. I was literally doubled over with my hands over my face, crying with laughter. My boyfriend was like “what are you doing,” and I tried to explain the wonders that I had just witnessed, but it mostly just sounded like nonsensical mumbling and giggles.

The second time I watched it was to show it to my boyfriend. I laughed just as much then, but my boyfriend just stood up and walked away. But it’s ok, because he doesn’t understand Justin Bieber like I do. No one does.

You GUYS. I can’t even process how amazing this ad is. It’s filmed so YOU are Justin Bieber’s girlfriend! That’s your hand gently caressing his head. That’s you throwing popcorn at him. That’s you waking him up after he fell asleep during the movie and those are your lips that he leans over to kiss. It’s too perfect. It’s too real. It’s just plain too much.

I hope you love this as much as I did. Because I loved it a whole, whole lot.

That Justin Bieber Paternity Case Is Still Happening

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Just when we’d almost forgotten about Mariah Yeater and the love child she claims she had with Justin Bieber, this girl manages to step back into the lamelight (I honestly meant to type “limelight,” but some typos happen for a reason). And she’s not going to stop until she gets her child support money. Or until she gets properly medicated, whichever comes first.

But here’s the new news: the DNA test results still aren’t in. Justin took the test last November, but Mariah’s lawyer still hasn’t gotten the results, so like, he doesn’t know if Justin ever even did the test. I guess it’s all coming up now because Justin had a year to submit the results? I don’t even know why this is being brought up now, but here’s a lovely statement from Mariah’s lawyer:

“Bieber is either the father or he isn’t. And if he is then he needs to step up to the plate and pay child custody.”

There you have it, friends. That’s all we know, that Justin either is or isn’t the father. We don’t know if Mariah’s lawyer is talking to Justin’s lawyer, or if there are any plans to take further legal action. We just know that Justin is the father of this baby, or he is not.

A source close to Mariah Yeater called this mess “one of the biggest scandals in pop music.” But I’m sure you already understand how very serious this case is. And if you don’t, then Mariah and I have a message for you:

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Blind Item: Justin Bieber Wants His Own Action Movie

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From Blind Gossip:

Lately, this young star has been making more headlines for his personal life than for his talent. Well, his handlers are desperate to deflect your attention and give you something else to talk about. So, believe it or not, his next big project will be… as the lead in a feature film!

His preference is an action film, but he will settle for a romance. Either way, he wants to prove that he is multi-talented and not a baby anymore. Turning him into an action star or a viable romantic lead would certainly accomplish that (although adults may have a tough time believing him as either one).

Since his longevity as a teen star is running out quickly, his team knows that they may only get one shot at this, that it must be successful, and that it must happen soon. They have already started reviewing scripts and taking meetings with the goal of being in pre-production Q1 2013.

Oh, please. Please, please let this happen. If Justin Bieber starred in his very own action movie, then that would make everything worth it. All the shitty things that he’s ever said and done, all the headaches I’ve gotten from rolling my eyes at him, it would all be worth it if I could have roughly one and a half hours of him running around and doing stupid stunts and acting badly. I would put up with ten more years of Bieber if I could just have that film.

Justin Bieber Won’t Get in Trouble for Punching A Photographer

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From TMZ:

Justin Bieber has a lot to be thankful for … not only is he back in Selena’s good graces — he won’t be charged for allegedly beating up a paparazzo … TMZ has learned.

We broke the story … Justin was a suspect in a misdemeanor battery, after a photog claimed he and the singer got into a physical altercation back in May on the mean streets of Calabasas.  The photog called 911 and filed a police report.

We’ve learned the L.A. County D.A. will NOT file criminal charges, because of conflicting witness accounts and an overall lack of evidence.

Oh, the L.A. County D.A. How many crimes you’ve let slip through your fingers. And for what, L.A. County D.A.? How does that benefit you? Are you just a bunch of lazies? Do you just sit in your office and smoke the demon weed all day? What’s the deal here? Just one look at the madness in Justin Bieber‘s eyes tells me that he’s guilty, and I’m not even a professional. Do your job, L.A. County D.A. Just do your effing job.

Justin and Selena: An Update

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So these two lovebirds were at an AMA after party last night, holding hands and looking generally uncomfortable with one another, but TMZ has another story. Yup, TMZ is saying that Justin‘s shying away from Selena, because she’s allegedly an unstable cling-on who can’t act normal. Don’t you just love that? From TMZ:

UPDATE: As of 1:00 AM. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are single, and Justin now thinks it may all be for the best.

Feelings: As of 1:00 AM, Selena wants to right the relationship and get back to boyfriend/girlfriend status. Justin is now telling his close friends he’s on the fence, partly because Selena has been so erratic. You’ll recall, Friday night she stormed out of a restaurant they were eating at and wouldn’t open the gate to her home to let him in.

Justin thinks they may be better off as friends … unclear if there’s a benefits package.

First of all, how rude. If anyone’s the crazy, unstable freak in the relationship, I’m making my bets that it’s got to be Justin Bieber. I know that Justin’s all famous-y and stuff, and any fame-desiring girl who’s not really all that concerned about the public’s perception of her one way or another might sacrifice her dignity for hanging on to a dude that’s nothing more than an overblown, self-serving piece of crap who thinks he’s the second coming of Michael Jackson, but Selena Gomez? Is she really that girl? I don’t know, guys, but I’m sure hoping not. Ugh.

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Justin Bieber Threw a Temper Tantrum Outside of Selena Gomez’s House Last Night

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Things aren’t looking so hot for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, friends, I just thought I’d take the time to warn those of you who are about to collapse with heartbreak over this one.

Sources are saying that Justin and Selena decided to try a dinner date last night, in the midst of their personal relationship crisis, and after a mere five minutes in the restaurant, the date was called off and Selena went huffing back to her mansion in Malibu. Justin followed suit (and followed Selena) back to Selena’s house, and when Selena wouldn’t let him through the gate, he pitched a fit in the driveway for all of the media to see (and, you know, howl at).

Later last night—probably sometime after Justin gave up on howling at Selena’s locked gate—Justin Tweeted this:

things arent always easy. there is alot of pressure. im figuring it all out. im trying. but i care, i notice, i still hear u. #Beliebers.

And today, he’s really just prattling on about how his first album, ‘My World’, is celebrating its 3-year anniversary, because apparently, celebrating the anniversary of things like getting a job, or dropping an album, is comparable to the really important things in life, like not being a big, gigantic douche. I’d be willing to celebrate that anniversary, too, guys.