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Justin Bieber And Lindsay Lohan Are Totally Not Friends

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Justin Bieber – of all people – made fun of Lindsay Lohan on Instagram. Apparently this was one stop he had to make on his Justin Bieber Destroys Himself Tour. In a caption on his account, he wrote, “… to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)”

justin bieber instagram(In case you can’t read this, it’s Beebsey going on and on about how awesome he is and “I don’t care if you believe in me” and ending with “I think I’m going pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)”

I think we can all agree that the winky face is the most offensive thing here. Apparently, he quickly deleted it but that did nothing.

TMZ reports that Lindsayyyyy was not pleased.

Lindsay is telling friends … it’s too little, too late … and “karma” will bite him in the ass.

We’re told Lindsay feels Bieber’s comments were “senseless and mean” — she’s never had beef with him … and has no idea why he chose to single her out, bullying her on an international platform.


The Beebs offered a super speedy Beeby apology. Via TMZ:

My post was only up for a few minutes but I realized right away that what I said at the end was wrong and distracted from what I was trying to say. I immediately deleted it and rewrote it so it would show what I was really feeling and those words are up now.

By “rewrote it” what me means is that he took out all Lohan references.

Justin: don’t apologize. Lindsay: do your taxes. Now everybody go home and get some sleep.

Justin Bieber Blames the Gym and Meanies For His UK Breakdown

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I think we’re reaching the conclusion of Justin Bieber‘s epic UK breakdown. Let’s do a checklist here, just to recap:

- Cries about the “worst birthday ever” after trying to sneak underage kids into a club and not getting his own way

- Turns up three hours late for his own concert

- Wears ugly outfits on a “dare” then can’t seem to keep his shirt on

- Goes on insane Twitter rant about how rough he has it but won’t listen to the haters

- “Collapses” on stage and goes to the hospital for oxygen and an Instagram selfie session

- Fights with photographer and threatens to “f-cking beat the f-ck out of him”

- Cancels Portuguese concert over “technical equipment loading issues”, aka low ticket sales

- Gets advice from

- Takes trip to Amsterdam to get blazed out of his mind and forget about the disastrous last few weeks

That about finishes the cycle, doesn’t it? Now, Justin has already promised (threatened?) UK fans that he’ll return to the country in the future, but he’s also not willing to let things go without setting the record straight. He’s NOT a total asshole, guys, okay? It’s just that he was really tired from working out so hard and because the paparazzi are real meanies!

From Germany’s Bild magazine:

“It was a hard week. I was working out every morning and had a huge show every night,” he told Germany’s Bild.

“When people are pushing their camera in your face all day long and yell mean things at you [it's hard].

“I’m only human, too. I’m far away from home, I miss my family, my siblings and my friends.”

I suppose it is tough when your mother is too busy using your name to sell herself to any area of the entertainment industry that’ll take her to put you over her knee and spank your obnoxious ass back to normalcy. Also, how in the hell does going to the gym – unless you’re taking steroids, I guess? – make you act like a total prick?

Alright, at the end of this entry, we’re now a Bieber-free zone for at least… well, until he gets arrested or deported or something equally as hilarious.

Justin Bieber Is Getting Advice From Now, I Guess

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Justin Bieber isn’t having a very good 2013 so far. He’s showed up hours late for his own concerts, been kicked out of two clubs, got in a fight with a photographer and canceled another show over what seems to be low ticket sales. His transformation into complete and utter waste of space seems nearly complete!  But if you’re going to have your head so far up your own asshole you can’t see the light of day, you’ll want to consult someone who’s been there, done that, right? Enter!

From Channel 5 News (via DigitalSpy): has now referred to Bieber’s troubles and questionable behavior as a mere “bump in the road”, insisting that he is still “a good kid”.

“I already gave [advice] to him on the phone, he’s good, he’s a good kid,” the Voice UK coach told Channel 5 News. “When you’re 17, 18, 19, 20 the world can get you off course but he’s gonna be alright.

“He has a good family, good people around him. Just every once in a while there’s a bump in the road.”

The “bump” in this case is more like a giant crater that’s going to swallow the earth and all its inhabitants into a black hole of his ass hattery, but okay, WILLIAM. Second of all, the world doesn’t get you off course, but way too much money, a mother who just wants you as a cash cow and otherwise probably would have still been thinking about the abortion she was going to have, “friends” who want to reap the benefits of your work, employees who are enablers because they don’t want to lose their jobs and record labels who want to make as much off you as they can before the world forgets about your stupid, skinny ass will definitely get you off course.

Also, shut up, You don’t even go here!

Justin Bieber Cancels Concert, Remains An Asshole

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Justin Bieber cancelled one of his upcoming Portugal concert, according to E Online. Whose f-cking ass is he going to kick over this one?

“Due to unforeseen circumstances, Justin Bieber was forced to cancel the second operation, in Portugal, on 12 March,” the Portuguese promoter Everything is New posted on their Website. “The Canadian singer is eager to play for the Portuguese fans on 11 March.”

The message also promised a refund to fans who had purchased tickets for the concert. “Holders of tickets valid for March 12 should contact the respective place of purchase to receive a refund within 30 days of the date of the scheduled concert, which ends April 11.”

The Beebs has been having a bit of a rough time lately. What, with his inability to find a shirt that says on his body and showing up late to his own concert and having the worst birthday ever. Best of luck to you, Mr. Bieber. Or whatever. I don’t really care.

Justin Bieber’s Playing The “Pity Me” Card Now

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Another day, another Justin Bieber story (I know, I’m sorry). He’s still in the UK, he’s still an asshole, but this time, we’re supposed to feel bad for him because poor baby Justin felt like he “couldn’t breathe” while backstage at the O2 arena and had to see the medics. After performing a shortened set, he went to the hospital, had some oxygen and felt so ill, he managed to find time to Instagram the experience. Why him, God? How could you torture such a pure, innocent soul?!

From TMZ:

A source close to Justin tells us the singer felt woozy during the show at the O2 Arena … and with 4 songs to go, he stumbled backstage where he collapsed.

We’re told the singer was pulled into a private room where he was treated with oxygen from emergency personnel.

Sources say Bieber was advised to go to the hospital … but declined … insisting that he “had to finish the show for his fans.”

That’s when Bieber’s rep, Scooter Braun, went on stage and told the crowd … “Justin’s got very light breath. The whole show he’s been complaining, He’s backstage with the EMTs and the doctor.

I hate to say this whole thing is totally bullshit, but… it’s totally bullshit. He gets a bunch of bad press and is called out for the little prick that he is, goes on a weird Twitter rant and then suddenly falls ill and we’re meant to feel bad for him? No thanks. I don’t wish ill on anyone – not even Justin Bieber – but that doesn’t apply here since the whole thing is fake as f-ck. There’s nothing wrong with this kid. Health-wise, anyway.

UPDATE: Bieber just got into a massive fight with a photographer this afternoon and “lunged” at him, saying, “What the f-ck you say? What d’you say? I’ll f-cking beat the f-ck out of you man!” What a class act.

Aww, Justin Bieber Is Having a Bit of a Meltdown

Aw, people were mean to the wittle baby and now he wants you all to say sowwy for making him cwy! Justin Bieber is a toolbox of the highest order, and that’s putting it nicely. In the UK alone he’s reached new heights of douchebaggery, from showing up 3 hours late to his own concert and making VIP fans (read: kids whose parents paid HUNDREDS for what was literally meant to be 30 seconds with the star and wasn’t even that, in the end) wait four hours to be ignored by him to walking around in the middle of winter with no shirt on to show off his child body. No one’s impressed, and now Justin’s going to cry about it.

Because he went on a multi-tweet rant, I’ll copy the contents of all the messages below rather than embedding the tweets, because homeboy was on one:

“Rumors rumors and more rumors. nothing more nothing less. might talk about them 1 day. rt now im just gonna be positive. cant bring me down. im focused on the good things in life. im blessed and not forgetting it. im giving back every day for it. cant phase me.

“Fake stories to sell papers i guess are part of the job. but im a good person. i know that. u cant tell me different. we know the truth. as long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. we are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to eachother.”
“Make up stories about fake fines and make no mention of the positive…. or say when i came out of my show with my shirt off because after performing for 2 hours i might be sweaty i was going into a club (really?)

“i understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass but know this…im only judged by one power, and i serve him.”

“So yeah I will continue being me. i will continue to serve, to perform, to care, to love, to smile, to dance, to play, to sing… and u are welcome to join, because i carry no hate. We got to much love for that. Im about the music.”

Someone get this kid a Moleskine and a felt-tip pen for all of this misplaced angst. I mean, is he serious? Obviously the press makes up stories, but the people bitching about your little ass aren’t journalists, they’re FANS who presumably wanted to think the best of you and walked away with a rather dim view of you – basically, they saw you for the arrogant prick you are, and now you’re trying to use God as a shield against the backlash. What the hell is wrong with people? Also, what the hell is he “giving back” every day, besides a f-cking headache and premature wrinkles between the eyebrows to anyone who has to read about him?

Even Olivia Wilde Is Over Justin Bieber’s Shenanigans

Olivia Wilde, who I never really pay attention to in the grand scheme of things, became my new best friend when she felt it necessary to go on Twitter just to tell Justin Bieber to put a shirt on and stop looking like a reject from a Vanilla Ice biopic audition room. Well, that last bit was all me, but you know what I mean.

Justin’s tour of terror of the UK saw him go shirtless in Birmingham last week as if it was the middle of summer in Capri. The reality is that it’s f-cking freezing here and he looks like an idiot – more so than usual, that is. It’s almost as if he was trying to punish my eyes because he had a shitty birthday or something. I’m not a violent person, but he just makes me want to punch things. Repeatedly.

If this idiot wasn’t bad enough on his own, now he’s sent the Bieber army after Olivia to attack her for daring to insult their king. Can anyone 18 and younger please be banned from using the internet, like, ever? Or at least make them their own little corner so I don’t have to see anything they do or read anything they have to say?

More pics of the ‘Ice Ice Baby’ singer – oops, sorry, wrong person – out in Birmingham below.