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Justin Bieber, WTF, Stop Spitting On People

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Justin Bieber, you need to get your shit together in a nice little bundle and hold it closer, tiny dancer. You say you’re not a bad person and I believe that, but you are making some bad decisions. Like getting into a fight with your neighbor and being accused of battery. Now new details emerged that you spit on them and threatened to kill them. Dude, stop threatening to kill people. The last time you did that, your body guard held you back and made you look like an annoyed dad putting his child into a car seat.

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber was so out of control during his altercation with a neighbor Tuesday … he had to be restrained by his bodyguard … this according to the neighbor’s account to cops.

We broke the story … the neighbor claims Justin spit in his face and threatened to kill him after he complained that the singer was driving his Ferrari at around 100 mph in the gated community.

We’ve now learned … the neighbor told L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies … Bieber wasn’t done after hocking the loogie … he was lunging at the 47-year-old man and the bodyguard had to restrain him.

Our Bieber sources say the singer insists he did not spit or attack the guy … but as we reported, a landscaper directly across the street from Bieber’s home says he saw the singer spit.

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Mr. Bieber, you are an entitled angry young man who needs to realize that you have so many opportunities in front of you and that those opportunities should be your main focus in your lucky life. You have no idea how long this is going to last. Ask David Cassidy or Lief Garrett. If you have issues, that’s fine, a lot of people do. Get some therapy. Just because you’re super famous and super rich doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to have your own problems. I get that. But it also means that you aren’t allowed to spit at people and be a jerk. This is just common decency and common sense.

Justin Bieber Swears He’s Not An Asshole, Just Young

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Alright, listen. Enough with these stupid kids being self-aware enough to know they’re being pricks but not enough self-control to, you know, not be pricks. Justin Bieber – he of the endless stream of asshole behavior, most recent of which is apparently spitting in his neighbor’s face and threatening to kill him – is now trying to garner sympathy by talking about how much it hurts is itty bitty feelings when people call him out for being the idiot he is because he’s really a great person deep down! WHY DOESN’T ANYONE UNDERSTAND HIM?!

From US Weekly:

“The biggest misconception about me is that I’m a bad person,” confides Bieber. “I get upset about that. I have a big heart. I want to be a good role model, but some people want me to fail.”

That said, he admits he’s far from perfect. “I’m young and I make mistakes. That’s part of growing up,” he says. “I mess up sometimes. It’s part of growing up.”

For now, the unattached heartthrob is tuning out his detractors. (He wraps up his nearly yearlong world tour in August.) “I know who I am and I’m not gonna let negativity towards me bring me down. I’m a positive person and I plan on staying that way,” Bieber says. “This business can break you down, but I have a strong team around me, and my family and all the fans. The love overcomes the negativity. I’m not perfect but I’m growing and trying to be better everyday. That’s part of life.”

Still, Bieber adds, “I’m young and I want to have fun. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that.”

No one is saying there’s any problem with having fun, but we are saying that there’s a problem with being an entitled, self-righteous asshole who treats everyone like shit and acts like he’s infallible and rules the world. I’m sure the whole “misunderstood” angle is being fed to him by his PR team who want to continue sponging money out of him for as long as they can, but come on. He seems to think raising hell is a rite of passage, and  I just want his career to come to a grinding halt. Ugh, teenagers.

Paging Chris Brown: Justin Bieber’s Now Being Investigated For Battery

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Justin Bieber has most likely never heard the expression “quit while you’re ahead”, or else he would have stopped acting like a smacked ass a long time ago. The Prince of the Puny Chest just keeps doing things to make you wonder if he’s actually Chris Brown in scrawny white Canadian clothing, even following in the older singer’s footsteps when it comes to assault. Apparently, Justin’s been racing his Ferrari down his residential street in Calabasas, CA and when his neighbour brought it up to him, he went off the handle. Oh, f-ck off with this kid.

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber has been accused of battery by a neighbor … and cops are at the singer’s home in Calabasas, CA investigating … TMZ has learned.

Sources tell TMZ …. Justin and one of his male neighbors got into a verbal altercation just after 9 AM.  We’re told the argument was intense.

L.A. County Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore tells TMZ … the accuser told deputies Justin made physical contact with him and he has filed a battery report. He also claims Justin threatened him.

One of Justin’s neighbors tells TMZ … the argument between Bieber and the accuser was NOT over a party … it had to do with a Ferrari.

We’re told Bieber had the car delivered to his home last night on a flatbed truck … and this morning, he was racing the vehicle up and down the streets.

Neighborhood sources tell us … the neighbor was furious about the deafening noise AND felt Justin was endangering the community by tearing through the streets at breakneck speeds.

We’re told the neighbor went over to confront Justin about the situation … and that’s when the two sides got into a screaming match.

Considering we’ve seen actual video of Justin’s ability to get violent, I somehow don’t think the neighbour is lying about this. I’d love to say that I can’t wait until this behaviour ends his shitty career, but I think we all know that we live in a society that seems to reward being a total piece of shit, so oh well.

 

Justin Bieber STILL Hates Shirts

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Justin Bieber really, really hates shirts and we kind of all hate him for it. We know Olivia Wilde does.

The Biebereeno was seen shirtless in an airport in Lodz, Poland. Naturally he paired his lack of shirt with the saggiest trousers man could create, showing a more than generous strip of the tightest of whitest nether trousers.

When Christina Aguilera tells you to tone it down, it might be time to “rejuvenate and refresh” and put on clothes.

To catch up on any other Bieber dramas you may have missed, here’s a definitive list.

Good to see his nanny is still looking out for him. Gotta be the same guy in the photo above, right? Doesn’t he remind you of a younger, fitter version of Harry, Charlotte’s husband from Sex and the City? Good for him!

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Christina Aguilera Thinks Justin Bieber Needs to Take It Down Several Notches

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Justin Bieber‘s already purchased his one way ticket to Dickville, but some of his fellow celebrities seem to be pretty invested in making that a round-trip journey by offering him nuggets of “wisdom” to help him through this difficult time of… being difficult for no f-cking reason. The latest star to reach out a helping hand? Why, none other that former child star and forever queen of the inability to stay on one note, Christina Aguilera.

From Hollyscoop (via The Sun):

“You live life and it’s hard to grow up in front of a camera.

“You learn as you get older to take moments for yourself, step away from the camera, re-inspire yourself as an artist, rejuvenate and refresh.”

Christina also advised the Canadian singer to be more independent and stand up to those who are pushing him around.

She said: “I would tell Bieber, don’t let anything morph you or push you around or have you be something you’re not.

“I’ve always been really honest and true to my own roots and been really grounded, not letting myself stray too much.”

Well, you certainly haven’t been humble, girl. People who brag about being grounded generally aren’t all that much. But that’s neither here nor there. It’s good for anyone to “rejuvenate and refresh” after a long time on any particular career path (or after a work out or particularly hot day – zing!) but Bieber needs to take a permanent hiatus. Go back to making YouTube videos and performing at a local church or something, bro.

Justin Bieber’s Raising Hell In Paris Now, Too, I Guess

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This little asshole just won’t go away. After nearly causing Britain’s collective heads to explode with his sheer idiocy, Justin Bieber has since moved his Tour of Terror on to mainland Europe. First stop, Paris, where Baby Bieber and Co were apparently asked to leave the Meurice Hotel for having shitty attitudes and inciting riots from his remaining fans.

From Metro:

Justin Bieber has just been kicked out of the Meurice Hotel in Paris,’ Paris based TV and radio presenter Jean-Marc Morandini revealed in his blog on Monday.

‘It was a decision taken by the management of the luxury hotel because of his attitude in the establishment, and because of the nuisance caused by the presence of his fans around the buildings.’

The 19-year-old was slapped with the ban after he and a ‘vast’ entourage booked up a six figure stay at seven suites based over two floors at the ‘Hotel of Kings’, which boasts British royals, US president Franklin D.Roosevelt and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as former guests.

But within a few hours hundreds of young fans had begun massing outside and even inside the lobby.

A source at the establishment revealed the noise had become ‘intolerable’.

‘There were kids everywhere screaming and shouting, and the other guests just didn’t like it,’ said the insider.

‘Justin was clearly encouraging his fans – that’s something he has to do.’

I can’t believe anyone still cares about Justin Bieber, but then, teenage girls (ones who like Justin Bieber in the first place, that is) are pretty stupid. Apparently the hotel spokesperson followed up the reports by saying that Bieber and his team definitely left super suddenly but they wouldn’t throw him out because that’s not really their policy. Read: “We totally threw him out but we don’t want to deal with the Beliebers. We saw what happened with Olivia Wilde.”

Justin Bieber And Lindsay Lohan Are Totally Not Friends

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Justin Bieber – of all people – made fun of Lindsay Lohan on Instagram. Apparently this was one stop he had to make on his Justin Bieber Destroys Himself Tour. In a caption on his account, he wrote, “… to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)”

justin bieber instagram(In case you can’t read this, it’s Beebsey going on and on about how awesome he is and “I don’t care if you believe in me” and ending with “I think I’m going pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)”

I think we can all agree that the winky face is the most offensive thing here. Apparently, he quickly deleted it but that did nothing.

TMZ reports that Lindsayyyyy was not pleased.

Lindsay is telling friends … it’s too little, too late … and “karma” will bite him in the ass.

We’re told Lindsay feels Bieber’s comments were “senseless and mean” — she’s never had beef with him … and has no idea why he chose to single her out, bullying her on an international platform.

THE AGONY.

The Beebs offered a super speedy Beeby apology. Via TMZ:

My post was only up for a few minutes but I realized right away that what I said at the end was wrong and distracted from what I was trying to say. I immediately deleted it and rewrote it so it would show what I was really feeling and those words are up now.

By “rewrote it” what me means is that he took out all Lohan references.

Justin: don’t apologize. Lindsay: do your taxes. Now everybody go home and get some sleep.