Justin Bieber is not having a very good time in Brazil, between getting kicked out of its lovely hotels and being fined for drawing on its lovely buildings. Then there was the whole getting caught with a hooker thing. Well, they’re calling her a “model” and she’s got all the gross juicy details about Bieber’s naked bod. Here’s what she’s saying, from the London Sun via Calgary Herald:
Take it from me, he has quite a fit body and looked great naked. [He's] well-endowed and very good in bed.
[Sex with him was] one of the best moments in my life. A man must know what to do to make me happy — Justin did all that and more.
It wasn’t me that posted the video.
So there you go, from the mouths of 27-year-old Brazilian “models.”
Gag me. Too late, already gagging. Oh hay, if you’d like to join me, click here. You, too can see him all naked and “great.” No dong though, thank goodness.
November 13, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Justin Bieber is a fucking mess. I could literally leave this entry at simply that and that would be enough, but we’re here to report the NEWS people. The latest dose of it is that this little dickhead was kicked out of his hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina and apparently none of the others want him there, either.
Sources close to Biebs tell us … Hotel Faena officials in Buenos Aires finally had enough after fans continued to destroy hotel property all week long while camping outside.
As we previously reported, fans were even tearing down the barricades police set up outside.
We’re told J.B.’s people have been trying to find another hotel for him to stay at following his sold out show tonight — but each establishment has told them no … because all his fans will follow.
Our sources say Bieber’s people have NO IDEA what they’re gonna do yet … and are scrambling to find a place for JB — and 25 other crew members — to stay.
LOL. Why is anyone surprised that Justin Bieber’s fans are the worst EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD? Of course they’ll tear down barricades to get close to him – they’re animals.
November 11, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Some popstars have some AWFUL fanbases. At the top of that list is most certainly Lady GaGa, but in close contention are Justin Bieber‘s, One Direction‘s and Chris Brown‘s fans, for sure. You say one thing about them you don’t like and the next thing you know, they’re bombarding you with messages about how you should kill yourself. Lovely young people, you see.
Well, Taylor Swift is feeling a little smug about that – HER fans won’t wish an untimely death or an AIDS and cancer combo on you (I’ve seen a Little Monster say this!). They’re actually pretty chill people… though to be frank, I’m sure the rednecks among them would have a few things to say to black people and gays, but at least they keep it to themselves, for the most part?
Here’s that Taylor said about it backstage at the CMAs:
“For me when I think about them, and I think about my fans as a group. I think about the little things. I think about the letters that I get from classrooms, and the YouTube videos of some little girl opening up her Christmas present and it’s tickets to my show. And I think of young girls learning lessons on guitar.”
“Sometimes I’ll sit in a position where I can watch people leave the shows and I’ll look at the shirts that they made and the signs and some people will cover themselves in Christmas lights so I can see them from the stage. I know that’s creepy but I just like to watch.”
“I just feel so proud that my fans are always nice to other fans. They don’t say hateful things. They don’t say they’re going to set people on fire or anything. They’re not sending death threats to other people.”
Well, that’s nice, if not slightly obnoxious. To be honest, some stans take shit TOO FAR. So, someone doesn’t like the artist you stan for. And? How does that affect your life, especially considering you don’t know the artist and they CERTAINLY don’t know you (unless you’re lucky enough to have a restraining order taken out against you). It’s natural to get defensive over things we like, of course – I do it myself – but at the end of the day, I could give a shit whether Joe Blogs down the street likes the same thing. I’m just gonna keep blasting my iTunes and live my life. I mean, come on.
November 8, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber lives his life like he can do anything and we’re all just lucky to be in it, so I’m happy that Brazil stood up and said, “Oh HELL no.” They’re slapping him with a graffiti charge. What’s really funny about this is that Bieber had permission from the city Rio de Janeiro to paint on a wall, but Bieber chose to paint on a wall closer to his hotel. The official charge from police is (via People magazine), “Defacing a building or urban monument by graffiti or other means.” The police statement goes on to say, “Authorization granted by the city did not extend to other locations.” BIEBER YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL!
Apparently he picked his own wall because he wanted to, “avoid local fans.” Oh I bet he did. Mwuahaha.
November 7, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
There were rumours flying around that Justin Bieber and his corny ass friends ordered some prostitutes from a local brothel while in Rio de Jeneiro this past week, and while I don’t think too many people besides demented Beliebers thought that was untrue, now we have our proof: the hooker Justin fucked took a video on her phone and posted it on the internet while he slept. LMAOOOOOOO! LOVE IT:
Here’s the scoop: the woman in question is a well-known prostitute in the area named Tati Neves. Some are saying she’s a trans woman, but that’s neither here nor there (though some are saying that’s proof that Justin is gay). I don’t care either way about that, but as a friend of mine said, the only reason he had to hire a prostitute instead of having sex with any number of ready and willing fans is that he must be into some freak shit that he doesn’t feel comfortable letting just anyone in on. I’d say that seems likely.
Anyway, props to Tati for saying “fuck a non-disclosure agreement” and posting this for the world to see. And because the video will probably be deleted soon, I got your back in gif form:
November 7, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Some fans in Brazil shelled out some pretty big bucks – the eqiuvalent of $500, in fact – for a special meet-and-greet package with the love of their lives, Justin Bieber. Now, Justin is a busy man-child, of course, so he couldn’t spend hours with his fans, but while most artists at least take a few moments to chat with each person who’s paid the money and taken the time to come backstage, what Justin Bieber’s fans got was… a whole lot less.
What the fuck just happened? The girls got five seconds to take a picture before they were PHYSICALLY SHOVED by an adult out of the room. Justin didn’t smile, didn’t offer a single word to any of them, just stared blankly at the camera as the girls were shuffled through. HELL NAW.
I mean, I suppose you can’t blame the kid – after all, he does have some prostitutes to get home to.