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Kate Moss told Justin Bieber to stop being an asshole

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It seems like everybody who’s nobody (or should be nobody) was in Ibiza last week for designer Riccardo Tisci’s birthday celebration. Justin Bieber was there, as were the Kardashians and Jenners and supermodels like Kate Moss. It seems young Justin thought he could be well in with Kate and sauntered up to her at the party with all of his undeniable ~*sWaGgEr*~… only to be rebuffed and told off. YAAAAASSSS!

From The Telegraph:

“Kate had a huge go at him and told him he needed to behave,” reports The Sun. “She was giving Bieber some choice words like a teacher after the singer asked to be introduced.” All while wearing a very responsible outfit of latex underwear and a fishnet dress. Just like a teacher.

“He’d gone up to say hi to [Kate] like his usual cocky self, expecting her to gush over him,” the source continues. “It was quite a slap in the face.”

It’s unfortunate that it wasn’t an actual slap in the face, but we’ll take what we can get, I suppose. I love that he really thought Kate Moss was going to buy his bullshit, though. Kate has seen and done it all and does not have time for that nonsense. Move along, little boy.

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Justin Bieber wants to f*ck Kris Jenner, apparently

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It was a star-studded event in Ibiza the other night for Italian fashion designer Riccardo Tisci‘s birthday party. By “star-studded”, I mean a bunch of washed up supermodels and wannabes (nearly the entire Kardashian / Jenner family was there, for example) taking too many Instagram pictures to prove how awesome and special their lives are. Justin Bieber was there, too, and took a ton of pictures with the aforementioned Kardash/Jenner clan. The above photo, for instance, was posted along with the caption: “@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who’s your daddy”, which… no. Just no. I don’t even want to pretend or joke about Justin Bieber fucking Kris Jenner, thank you.

While it’s all fun and games to joke about sleeping with someone nearly 3 times your age, Justin might actually be having a relationship with the one member of the family who seems to hate the others: Kendall Jenner.  Word on the street (internet) is that they had a nice hook-up, but not for the first time, because I think they were linked several months ago, as well (or am I just confusing Justin with Harry Styles?).

From Page Six:

While Bloom was turned away from Tisci’s party, Bieber, 20, seemed to score with Kardashian’s sister, Kendall, 19.

Spies at the Beats by Dre-hosted bash said “they were flirting all night” and left together. “Bieber looked like he didn’t have a care in the world.”

Kendall, girl, you were just getting likeable. Don’t do it to yourself.

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Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian tried to stay relevant by posting endless amounts of photos of herself looking like an extra from Willy Wonka, leading her followers to ask why she doesn’t seem to spend a single minute with her infant child rather than traipsing around the world partying.

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Leonardo DiCaprio cheered when Orlando Bloom swung at Justin Bieber

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The story of what went down at an Ibiza nightclub between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber last weekend just keeps getting better and better. We know that Orlando swung and Justin ducked, but more stuff keeps coming out of the woodworks that takes this tale to almost urban legend level. Like, for instance, the fact that Lindsay Lohan was there and tried to break the fight up, and that Leonardo DiCaprio was also there, but he actually cheered Orlando on.

From The Mirror:

Eyewitness Anastasia Skolkova, a former journalist from Spain, was the first person to break the story by posting a video on Facebook and Twitter, showing Bieber and Bloom rowing outside of a restaurant in Ibiza.

Speaking exclusively to The Mirror she said: “I went there with friends for dinner. We were on the table next to Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio. There was also Lindsay Lohan, Puff Daddy and Erick Morillo at the restaurant. Justin said something when he came in which was aimed at Orlando, who then jumped onto a sofa to try and get at Justin. It was amazing. Everyone stood up and started watching like it was a show and clapping.

“There were actually two moments when it turned violent, it wasn’t just the one punch thrown. DiCaprio was flipping out and Lindsay Lohan was trying to call them. Justin’s face was amazing. I posted the video on Facebook so people would know about it and it’s a very crazy video. We filmed the fight and took a lot of photographs and have had offers from all over the world. It has just been crazy. I used to work as a journalist so I know how it works but I didn’t expect the response I got.”

LOL, I love how desperate this woman is to act like she’s anyone at all. Girl, no one cares about your video, we care about the actual fight. The “interest” is in the story, not you. Make your money and pipe down.

In any case, thank goodness Leo D. has some sense and was cheering Orlando on. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s immature and violence solves nothing in a wider context, but JB can used being knocked down a few pegs. After all, he’s always threatening to do it to others and acting like a big hard man who loves to fight, so he should be thrilled, right? A quick smack around the face would do him well. Might snap him back to reality.

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Orlando Bloom lives the dream, punches Justin Bieber in the face

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Well, sorta. Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber have been rumoured to be at odds for a long while now – Justin has been seen with Miranda Kerr and Orlando has hung out with Selena Gomez a handful of times – and it seems there’s some truth to those reports. Apparently Orlando and JB got into an argument recently in Ibiza which culminated in Orlando throwing a punch straight towards Justin’s face, only Justin ducked before he could make contact. Sucker.

From TMZ:

The eyewitnesses tell TMZ … Orlando was in Cipriani restaurant which was packed with celebs, including Paris Hilton, and Diddy.

You don’t see Orlando swing, but the eyewitnesses tell us that’s exactly what happened. We’re told Justin ducked the punch. That’s where the video starts and you hear Justin scream, “What’s up bitch?”

We’re told when Bieber left the crowd applauded.

I don’t think I’ve ever liked (or cared about) Orlando Bloom more. It’s just unfortunate Justin is such a punk and ran away – how shocking, considering how he’s such a big man who likes to spit in people’s faces and threaten to kill them. You’d think he’d be game for a fight. (Yes, I’m rolling my eyes.)

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Justin Bieber is headed to anger management

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Well, the case of Justin Bieber and the Egged Neighbor’s House has finally come to a close and been heard in court. As you probably remember, he was being charged with misdemeanor vandalism and while he didn’t bother to show up in court himself, he had a lawyer enter a no contest plea on his behalf. “No contest” basically means “Yeah, I fuckin’ did it, let’s get this over with” and that’s what the judge did.

From Entertainment Tonight:

“Justin is glad to get this matter resolved and behind him,” Bieber’s team said in a statement issued to ET. “He will continue to move forward focusing on his career and his music.”

Bieber was not present in court on Wednesday, but his attorneys entered the no contest plea on his behalf. Under the terms of his negotiated settlement, Bieber has been ordered to complete five days of community labor and an anger management program. He was also instructed to pay $80,900 in restitution and to stay away from the victim and his family for two years. Additionally, Bieber has been placed on formal probation for two years. If he is ever deported back to his native Canada, Bieber must notify the court within 72 hours.

Why he wasn’t deported IMMEDIATELY after the first bullshit case he ever had is beyond me. And yet he’s sitting cushy in the US with no problems at all when legit people who deserve to be here are sent away for less? So stupid. In any case, I’m sure he’ll do something to violate his probation within those 2 years. Probably repeatedly, in fact… but we all know he’ll only get a slap on the wrist.

In any case, this kid doesn’t need anger management, he needs ‘spoiled brat who’s never been told no’ management, but I suppose since that’s not actually a thing, we’ll put it down to anger…

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Justin Bieber posted a video of Tom Hanks dancing to ‘This Is How We Do It’ at Scooter Braun’s wedding

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Let’s all ignore the obvious question of how in the hell Scooter Braun knows/is friends with Tom Hanks for about five seconds so that we can enjoy the one good thing Justin Bieber has ever done in his life: capturing Tom dancing to ‘This Is How We Do It’ at Scooter’s wedding in Canada last weekend.

I don’t know how or why any of this happened (or why Tom is dressed like a rabbi), but I’m certainly glad it did.

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Justin Bieber might have already violated his probation

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If there’s one thing Justin Bieber loves in life, it’s torturing his neighbours and anyone in a 10 mile radius with his “loud partying”. He’s had the cops called to his house several times, been forced to move on several occasions and even recently landed himself in court and on probation for causing $80k worth of damage to a nearby house in Calabasas.

Welp, it seems like he may already have violated that probation by having the cops called to his condo this weekend not just once, but SIX TIMES. Joy!

From TMZ:

Cops received 4 separate complaints for loud music and partying on the roof top Saturday night and they sent patrol cars each time — at 8:30 PM, 12:50 AM, 1:50 AM and 3:00 AM.  We’re told Bieber was not cited because he agreed to turn the music down.

There were 2 other incidents involving disturbances with fans and paparazzi.

Here’s what’s so significant … Bieber is currently on 2 years probation for egging his neighbor’s house.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … if the Bev Hills PD cites Bieber … they will forward the matter to the L.A. County Probation Dept., which could trigger a probation violation and then he’s in jail territory.

Cops have responded to numerous incidents involving Bieber at the condo over the last month … incidents involving both noise and weed.

Okay, two questions here. First, I’ve asked this before, but with JB knowing how much he loves to act the damn fool and throw loud parties, why the fuck would you buy a condo in a building with other units? In what universe did that seem like a smart idea? OBVIOUSLY the cops are going to get called on your ass nonstop and you’re just going to have to move out – because that will happen.

Secondly, how is this a discussion that he “may” have violated his probation? It was my assumption that if you have ANY interaction with the police in terms of creating any disruption, etc, then your ass is grass. Lock this asshole up and throw away the key… or at least deport him back to Canada.

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