1How Do We Feel About Justin Bieber Rapping … With Chris Brown?

Why yes, I this song does suck, and before you ask, yes, I am biased! Combining two of my most-maligned celebrities into a musical genre that I just don’t get and what do you have? A recipe for disaster, if you ask me.

Plus. Justin Bieber refers to himself as “Shawty Mane,” and if that doesn’t completely turn you off from this song, than I fear that you’re so far gone that there’s just no help for you. At least not here, anyway.

What do you guys think of the song? Moreover, do you like Justin Bieber as “Shawty Mane”?

August 5, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

3How Do You Think The Red Hot Chili Peppers Feel About Justin Bieber?

Ok, just to be totally honest from the get-go here, I’m really just talking about Anthony Kiedis here, the frontman of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I have no idea how the rest of the band feels about Justin Bieber. I hope you can live with that lack of knowledge, and I hope you can forgive me for leading you somewhat astray in that headline.

Anyway, here’s how Anthony Kiedis feels about the lovely Biebz:

“I sat on an airplane recently, coming from Hawaii to Los Angeles, with [producer] Rick Rubin just across the aisle, watching the Justin Bieber movie, ‘Never Say Never.’ I cried twice during that film and I want the world to know that! They were doing this very cheesy giveaway of concert tickets to 16-year-old girls. The cheesiness didn’t matter — it was the reaction of the kids. When you saw those little girls crying deliriously, I lost it.”

All right, let me just throw this theory out there: if Anthony Kiedis cried over Never Say Never, then can we just go ahead and give Justin the Oscar now? Does anyone really need to vote anymore?

See you next year, Justin. Hope you’re ready to sweep all them awards and become America’s sweetheart all over again!

July 29, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily

5Aww, Look at The Bieber’s Father/Son Tattoos!

Remember back when we showed you some sweet pictures of Justin and Selena Gomez frolicking along the beach, and it looked like The Biebz had a touch of ink on his ribs? Well, it’s because he did. And so does his dad.

In such a tender and loving display of familial affection, Justin and his dad, Jeremy, both got the Hebrew word for “Jesus” tattoed on their torsos. Because hey, nothing says “fatherly love” like getting the Lord’s name permanently etched on your 17-year-old kid’s flesh, right?

Ok, of course I’m just kidding. Plenty more things say “fatherly love” than that. For instance, getting the Lord’s name permanently etched on your 17-year-old kid’s flesh right before he goes off to sin with his lady. Now that speaks volumes, don’t you think?

July 27, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily

1Quotables: Selena Gomez Talks Love

“Love is beautiful. It’s hard but so wonderful. You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you. I’ve been told I keep my heart guarded. My advice is to have fun and to be prepared for anything.”

Selena-girl here has some valid points. Shall we break them down, one by one?

1 – Love is beautiful.
Sure. Sure it is. Ever see The Notebook? OK. Case and point.

2 – It’s hard, but so wonderful.
OK. With you there, too. Not everything is rosy all the time.

3 – You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you.
Best quip so far. Totally true. I mean, who wants to be in a relationship with a person that sucks, and by the very act of sucking, makes you suck, too?

4 – I’ve been told to keep my heart guarded.
Yeah, but don’t guard it too much or you’ll turn into an ICE QUEEN.

5 – My advice is to have fun and be prepared for anything.
Like … what, surprise babies?

Like I said, girlfriend’s got some valid points. And the might be even more valider* if the world knew she wasn’t knocking boots with a seventeen-year-old boy who punches cakes for fun, you know?

*I know, OK? I KNOW.

July 22, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah

8Justin and Selena Crashed A Wedding

How would you feel if Justin Bieber crashed your wedding? I mean, I think Selena would be fine, it’d just be like, “hey, someone brought their adorable preteen daughter, that’s cool,” but if The Biebz himself dropped by with all his swagger, just shaking his glorious hair and raising the douchiness in the atmosphere, it might be a little too much.

Here’s what happened:

According to our sources at Rob and Jeanine McCool’s wedding … Bieber and Gomez were strolling on the beach when they heard Justin’s hit “One Less Lonely Girl” playing at the reception — inside the historic and shi shi Adamson House.

We’re told Justin snuck up on some guests — who predictably OMG’d and LOL’d — and then hopped on the mic, saying … “We just crashed it. We heard a party so we decided to just come. So let’s party.”

Biebs and Selena only stayed for about 10 minutes to pose for pics — including some with the happy couple — and then bolted.

Yeah, if “One Less Lonely Girl” plays at your wedding, then either you’re a grown ass adult with Bieber Fever, you have a cruel DJ, or you have a hilarious inside joke involving the song (I do, you guys. I really do). But no matter what the reason, I’d still get pretty upset if beautiful, beautiful Justin stole the spotlight on my special day. I’d have to instruct the boy to take his lady and his loose morals and hightail it away from my sacred union. What about you?

July 18, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily

0Of Course Justin and Selena Do Karaoke Together

And of course they do that tired old (but still somehow lovely) song by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. And of course they fail miserably. And of course I haven’t been able to stop watching this video since about 3:00 AM last night.

There are three thoughts that stick out strongly in my mind:

1. Justin really is horrible, isn’t he?

2. Selena Gomez will always be the most adorable girl.

3. I’m officially rooting for these crazy kids.

Feel free to add your thoughts and feelings in the comments!

July 12, 2011 at 7:30 am by Emily