Kathy Griffin has gone from being considered one of the most annoying, unsuccessful people in Hollywood to one of the most mildly-annoying but wildly successful people in Hollywood. I have to admit, even in the moments where I can’t stand her, I am always tuning into her show My Life on The D-List. There’s something about that lady! She sticks to her bit and she makes it work for her. Even if you don’t think she’s funny, you have to respect her business model, you know?

Her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live was as funny as ever last night. You can watch all three clips here, but in the clip above, listen to Kathy’s theory on how to win any Twitter war in an instant using that “fierce bitch” Justin Bieber’s loyal fans.

Remember the guy that made the application that blocks Justin Bieber from your internets? Yeah, that’s Greg Leuch, and he’s getting all kinds of death threats for that.

Here’s an email he got from a 15-year-old:

What you’re doing is going back to World War II all over again. Hitler wanting to erase Jews from society — you want to erase Justin Drew Bieber.

I absolutely love that this girl used his middle name.  Here’s a little something Greg got on Twitter:

I know many things about you and i know where you live. Just be aware. I might just appear behind you and shoot you with a gun.

To quote Youtube, slow down, crazy.  I mean, I loved me some Nsync back in the day, but I never made any death threats or Hitler comparisons over them.  I really don’t get what it is about this kid that has girls saying these kinds of things.  I can’t imagine me or my 12-year-old self threatening anyone’s life over some celebrity, and I can get kind of fanatical (I was 16 when David Bowie’s last album came out, and I celebrated by shaving my eyebrows and doing Ziggy Stardust makeup.  I’d never shaved anything on my face before.  I fucked it up.  It hurt, but I did it because I’m fanatical sometimes, and that’s what this whole story is a reference to).  What about you guys?  Ever done anything crazy over a celebrity?

And here’s a Bieber bonus, just in case you need more hilarity in your life.

While touring Sydney, Australia, Justin Bieber stopped to do a quick, on-the-fly interview for an early morning show called Sunrise, and based on what some say, didn’t take too well to the foreign hospitality. Eyewitnesses state that Bieber told a floor manager who took his arm or touched his back or something to guide him to where he needed to go, “Don’t ever fucking touch me again.”

Koch, who is co-host for Sunrise spoke to radio station Mix FM and admitted that the Bieb is a pretty big baby-bitch prick:

“We had him on and he was a thoroughly nice bloke, really decent guy,” Koch said. “Our floor manager was directing him to where he was about to perform and he turned around to Nick and said ‘don’t ever f**king touch me again’ and Nick went ‘What?’ … And then his sound guy, his audio guy said ‘don’t take offence [sic] mate he tells us that all the time.”

But don’t worry about baby Biebs and his fan following, he’s got all of that under control and takes to his Twitter account to try and minimize the damage:

“Family time with my mom couldn’t come at a better time … I was raised to respect others and not gossip … nor answer gossip with anger … I know my friends family and fans know the person I am. Hearing adults spread lies and rumors is part of the job I guess.”

Yeah, so much for Bieber Fever. See what happens when someone gains fame from being a whiny, narcissistic tool on YouTube? You’ve all been duped by a snot-nosed kid that’s clearly a poor man’s Taylor Hanson.

Baby Bieber FAIL.

If you’re as tired of logging on to Twitter only to see nothin’ but Bieber trending, you’re not alone. A web designer has created a browser tool that will spare you of any and all Bieber mentions.

From The Telegraph:

The Shaved Bieber application, which users can add to their browser by saving it as a bookmark, covers up all instances of the words “Justin Bieber” and “Bieber”, as well as any photos that include Bieber in their file names.

The tool is likely to prove particularly popular on Twitter, where the incessant tweeting of his teenage fans ensures that Bieber’s name is rarely absent from lists of trending topics, which reflect the most talked-about subjects on the site.

Shaved Bieber, which can also be downloaded as Firefox add-on, is the work of web designer Greg Leuch, a member of the Free Art and Technology online creative collective.

He has previously devised a plug-in that converts text from upper case to lower case, in reaction to the caps lock-heavy blog posts of rapper Kanye West.

Personally, I’m digging the Biebdawgs, but this kind of thing would be useful for all sorts of things. The Pratts, ex-boyfriends, a blogger you can’t stand (not me, of course.) Who would you use this kind of technology to wipe off your Interwebs?

The Biebz has brought so much light to my life.  I have a friend who is dating one of the lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, and I’ve had oodles of fun coming up with jokes for that situation.  My imaginary boyfriend (who is imaginary in the sense that we’re not really dating, not in the sense that I have hallucinated a person to be my boyfriend) is known for his remarkable rendition of “Baby.”  Just when I thought that Justin Bieber couldn’t bring me any more glee, he went and got filmed running into a door.

I haven’t been feeling well, you guys, but now I know that I just have a bad case of Bieber Fever.  If this is being sick, then I don’t want to get well.

Justin Bieber keeps it real unlike his Disney employed peers. While they’re all playing the virgin card, Bieber’s at least copping to getting his make out on all over town like any other teenager. Biebs talked to the NY Post about his lip-locking and the self-described great kisser said that he’s down to make it happen with a chick wherever, but he’s not going to compromise his insurance rates in the process.  ”I mean, if you’re driving, you make a little stop… you know, like the Wal-Mart rest stop, you’re good,” J.Biebs said of his roadside liplocks.

But who are the girls he’s making out with? You know Biebers got bitches in every state. And by “bitches” I mean “15-year old girls.” And what mother would ever allow her daughter alone in a car with Justin Bieber?