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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are sleeping together again

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Selena Gomez clearly has zero self-respect, which perfectly explains why she’s back together with Justin Bieber despite his non-stop fuckery. Sounds like a real winner there.

The pair were spotted together at a Texas Starbucks (as you do) on Friday, though Selena tried hard as hell to keep a low profile and was hiding her face from the paparazzi, which, girl, LOL. No. If you’re embarrassed to be seen with someone, you clearly know you shouldn’t be.

From US Weekly:

“He has nothing going on so flew from Miami to Texas to meet her,” a source tells Us of the Texas meet-up.

Well, that’s… special. I honestly cannot believe Selena has so little sense of self and is even THINKING about going there again. But clearly, they’re two peas in a pod. Looks like her Bieber rehab didn’t work very well.

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Here’s that Justin Bieber Peeing Video You’ve Been Desperate to See

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I have a feeling a lot of pre-teen Beliebers are going to learn a lot about their bodies today, because their hero Justin Bieber‘s jailhouse pissing video has been released by the Miami Police Dept. and it’s all over the web. I don’t know who on earth would be interested in such a thing, but perhaps this is a treat for the urination fetishists?

I’ll just leave this here for you.

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Some Belieber Broke Into Justin Bieber’s Atlanta House and Fell Asleep

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Well, this is a bit of a weird one. Apparently it’s a renter’s market even if you’re filthy rich, as Justin Bieber didn’t buy the Atlanta house he’s living in, but rather is renting an estate in the city from a dude whose niece came back to the house at one point and found Belieber Qianying Zhao asleep in one of the beds.

Before we get to the details in this case, can I ask why the niece of the renter of the property was in the house at all? If you’re renting a house out, that means YOU AREN’T LIVING IN IT. Certainly it wasn’t a roommate situation, so why in the hell was she there? Unless, of course, Justin has already vacated the city and took his styrofoam cup full of Sizzurp back to LA. That’s unclear at this point.

From TMZ:

Just after 5 PM, the niece of the guy who is renting his Atlanta Estate to Justin called the cops and said she came home and found “an Asian female” sleeping in one of her bedrooms.

She called the cops and when they entered the bedroom they found 5’5″, 110 lb Qianying Zhao sound asleep.   Cops woke her up and she had quite the story.  She said she had met Bieber on Twitter and was visiting him for a birthday party.

Sadly, she said she realized she was too late for the party so she decided to come to his house and wait for him.  She said she found an open door and let herself in.

Zhao was arrested for criminal trespass and placed into “double-locked handcuffs” with her hands behind her back.

Huh. A bit strange that doors were left open like that, and it’s “unclear” if Justin was actually there at the time, but whatever. Qianying can now get the full JB treatment as she’s carted off to jail.

Here’s a bonus for you that I came across while looking for a featured image for this post. Thug life!:

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