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Did Justin Bieber Lip Sync His Entire Concert?

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Justin Bieber performed at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey on Wednesday night – or rather, he “performed”, if reports are correct. Apparently he lip synced his entire concert and seemed all strung out and people are none too happy about it. Here’s a hint: don’t go to a Justin Bieber concert with high hopes.

From WENN:

Justin Bieber has fallen foul of music critics who have branded his performance in New Jersey on Wednesday “sluggish”, “bored” and “lazy” and accused him of lip-syncing large portions of the show. The teenage superstar took to the stage at the Prudential Center in Newark as part of his ongoing Believe world tour, but his lacklustre performance prompted criticism from reviewers in the audience.

Mesfin Fekadu of the Associated Press has written a scathing report about Bieber’s show, insisting the singer was “not in pop star form”, while also accusing him of lip-syncing most of his songs and failing to keep up with his dancers. He writes, “He seemed to be lip-syncing and his sluggish, lazy dancing didn’t match the oomph of the beats… Bieber phoned in a good amount during his show; at some moments, he even appeared bored. He was clocking in – another day, another sold-out concert… When performing the hit Beauty and a Beat, he couldn’t keep up with his background dancers.

“He was lip-syncing again… During She Don’t Like the Lights, Bieber barely moved to the track’s futuristic beat (maybe it was the leather tights?).”
Chris Jordan of local newspaper the Asbury Park Press was also disappointed with the 19 year old’s performance, insisting the star did not deliver during the few moments of the show when he actually attempted to sing.

He writes, “As for Bieber the performer, well, there’s not a whole lot to believe in. His voice is thin and reedy… Unfortunately, his dancing isn’t any better than his singing. His turns are loose and his body control is sloppy. He seemed divided as to whether he should join his team of dancers full force or just let them do most of the work.”

LOL, I love that it surprises people that he would lip sync and that he’s all strung out, considering the fact that he thinks he’s a thug now and smokes weed 24/7 and drinks and pisses in buckets and blahhhhhhhhhksajfljdkfj… Sorry, my head just fell onto my keyboard with boredom over this asshole.

Justin Bieber Looks For Girls With A Flashlight, Gets In Fight Over a Bowtie

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I’m not sure how slow news was this week that this had to be a thing, but I guess Justin Bieber went to a nightclub (duh) and was there looking for girls, but since the club was super crowded and very dark, he had to be resourceful and… use a flashlight to seek them out? He was at the South Pointe club in the Hamptons last Sunday and thought the flashlight would get girls’ attention. Then, when it worked on two gold diggers, he got in some big fight over a bowtie? I don’t even know.

From the New York Daily News:

Diana Bhokasub, 24, and Sophia Rayo, 32, were handpicked by the “Beauty and the Beat” crooner to accompany him back to the private home where he was staying after meeting them at the South Pointe club in Southampton.

The women witnessed a fight early Sunday that started in the club and spilled into the parking lot.

Super-brat Bieber, 19, had to be held back by his “intimidating” and “overbearing” security crew from going after a man he had been jawing with, witnesses said.

The Biebs, wearing sunglasses and a backward baseball cap, got into a “heated exchange” with 22-year-old Wayne Rennalls — who definitely isn’t a so-called Belieber .

Rennalls, of Hampton Bays, got into it with Bieber’s crew after he chased after one of the waitresses getting into the singer’s car to retrieve a bow tie he had loaned her, witnesses said.

The bodyguards didn’t like Rennalls getting near Bieber’s ride and gave him a beatdown instead of his bow tie. He ended up in a hospital with bruised ribs and a black eye, sources said.

Oh, God. Can this fake ass “thug” calm down already? I just can’t with this kid. Or with these desperate ass females, one of which thought that as a 32-year-old woman, grinding against Justin Bieber’s 19-year-old baby weiner was a fun time. Girl, no. Both of them had to sign non-disclosure agreements, apparently, so that they can’t spill the beans about their night with Baby Elvis, but then I don’t think that’s something I’d ever want to recount to anyone. Won’t someone just punch him in the face already?

Sharon Osbourne Calls Bullshit On Justin Bieber’s Tough Guy Act

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s a mini thug, but anyone with any common sense knows that this is bullshit. Thankfully, Sharon Osbourne actually had the balls to come out and say that publicly… which, of course she did. Sharon doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks, least of all some temperamental teenager who thinks it’s cool to piss in buckets and spit in people’s faces.

From The Daily Beast:

I feel really bad for him. There’s this little kid with a huge dream, he’s cute, girls love him, and he wants to be a mean boy, and he’s about as mean as a fuckin’ kitten, and he’s trying to act out. It’s like pissing in a bucket. It’s like, “Oh, we’re the bad boys!” Fuck off! You don’t know what bad is. And I think that he’s lost, I really do. I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge problem. And, at the point he’s at in his career, it’s so dangerous because we’ve seen it all before a million times. Where do you go when you’re a child entertainer and then you want to transition to be a man? Very few make it.

I don’t feel bad for Justin at all, just for the record. I think he’s an entitled fucking prick whose mother should have told him more often that he’s NOT a special snowflake and needs to learn how to respect other people, their property, etc. However, I agree he has no idea what “bad” is. He has people around him who humour him because he pays them to do so, and that’s the end of it.

Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus Stopped (Again), Marijuana On Board (Again)

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Surprise fuckin’ surprise – Justin Bieber‘s tour bus was stopped at the Canadian border by Michigan and police dogs sniffed marijuana on board and apparently seized other “illegal substances”. The tour is under investigation now, but at least Justin’s best buddy/manager Scooter Braun is smart enough to make his baby’s entourage carry the goods instead of Justin himself.

From TMZ:

Chief Customs and Border Protection Officer Ken Hammond tells us, the bus was stopped at the Ambassador Bridge — which separates Windsor, Canada and Detroit — after a drug-sniffing dog detected the presence of weed on board.

Hammond says a subsequent search of the bus revealed marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Justin was NOT on the bus in question.

We’re told the drugs and paraphernalia were seized and the driver was issued a citation. The driver and passengers were subsequently released without further incident.

God, I wish this little asshole would get caught with stuff on him. Not that it would matter, of course – he’s a rich white boy, so he’d get a ticket written and be sent on his way. I remember my stoner days well, so no hating on him for wanting to toke up, but weed is supposed to make you LESS of a pain in the ass to society, not more. So why am I hearing about something else this douchebag does on a daily basis? SIGH!

Some Justin Bieber Lookalike Punked Beliebers In Boston

The title alone is appealing to me. Justin Bieber fans getting punked over their beloved? I’M IN. Some kid named Jeremy Frost and his co-stars from Three Amigos Comedy, whatever the fuck that is (it’s a YouTube channel), decided to go out and “surprise” fans in Boston since so many people are always telling him how much he looks like Baby Jesus himself.

Here’s what Jeremy’s brother Zack told Mashable about the adventure:

To prank the Beliebers, Frost wore Bieber’s signature hoodie, sunglasses and snapback hat. He made his way through the crowd, followed by friends acting as paparazzi and bodyguards. The reaction was instantaneous: girls screamed, chased after him and asked him to pose for photos.

“Luckily, we had a couple of people with us to hold some of the girls back. Then, when we went inside, people continued to take pictures and put them on Twitter,” Zack wrote in an email to Mashable.

Well, that sounds like a fun day out. I can’t believe how stupid these girls are, though – yeah, he looks VAGUELY like Justin Bieber, and I get that he had sunglasses on to make it more convincing, but like… no. Up close, you can tell right away that this kid is NOT Justin. Plus, these girls fantasize about him, masturbate over him, study his every move – how do they not know what he actually looks like? I guess he is a bit difficult to recognize without all the spit.

Justin Bieber: Still Spitting, Never Not Spitting

**EXCLUSIVE** BALCONY BIEBER! Justin Bieber is caught trying to spit on unsuspecting fans below his Toronto hotel balcony

I’ve never seen someone who loves spitting as much as Justin Bieber (unless you count, like baseball players – I do not). I’m beginning to think maybe he has OCD or a problem that’s causing him to create too much saliva since he’s forever getting rid of it. At least this time, it wasn’t in someone’s face. Score!

The Biebs is touring in his home country at the moment (thanks for nothing on that one, Canada) and was staying at the Hazleton Hotel in Toronto with some friends. As fans gathered below his room’s balcony, Justin just leaned over and hocked one down to the street. Hope one of the Beliebers had a jar handy – they could sell that on eBay! OR extract the DNA and create their own Bieber Baby!

In all seriousness, this is fuckin’ nasty. I’m not squeamish about spitting – we’ve all had to get rid of mucous when we were forced to work even though we had an upper respiratory infection and couldn’t stop hacking it up – but this shit is not even necessary. Have a little decorum (LOL).

Here’s a video of the incident – from TMZ (of course) – below:

Justin Bieber’s Memaw to the Rescue!

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Justin Bieber‘s grandmother has spoken out against all the haters who have seen her precious grandson for the sack of shit he truly is, insisting that he’s actually totally awesome and is just acting how all 19-year-olds act. You know, the drugs, stealing, spitting in people’s faces and making idle threats, adopting and disowning monkeys before getting a new one… your typical teenage shit. I hate to say this because I respect my elders, but shut up, Memaw. I don’t expect you to trash your grandson in the press, but I do expect you to not open your mouth when you know you’re talking utter rubbish.

In an interview with CTV Ottowa, Diane Dale said:

“It’s totally crazy. I feel sorry for Justin because paparazzi pick on him all the time.”

“Anybody else’s kids have done the same thing but nobody says anything. He’s just a 19-year-old boy.

“And before you criticize him, say, ‘What is my 19-year-old boy doing?’”

Yes, the paparazzi certainly pick on baby boy. I mean, just look how poor and innocent he is here! How could they attack such a gentle lamb?

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I mean, what CHOICE did he have but to threaten to “fucking kill” his aggressor? FREE JUSTIN!!!!

Anyway, his grandma needs a big ole grip on reality because she’s talking utter shit. How are you really gonna say that people need to ask themselves what their 19-year-old is doing? Well, I don’t have a 19-year-old, but if they were up to half of what this asshole is, I’d be INCREDIBLY disappointed in them and tell them this directly. If they didn’t listen, I probably wouldn’t call the press and start claiming that the world has done him wrong and he’s just the victim of bullying – I’d keep my trap shut and keep cashing the checks.