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You Voted For Biggest Events Of The Summer, Here Are The Results

MET GALA 2013

We asked you to vote on the biggest events of the summer and here are your results!

You voted Cory Monteith’s death the most shocking.

Between which birth was the bigger deal, you voted the royal baby over North West.

Your Biggest WTF of the summer was Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus’ MTV VMA disaster.

Best celeb fight was Amanda Bynes vs. everyone on Twitter.

Best fashion moment was Kim Kardashian’s terrible MET Gala Dress:

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The majority of you are NOT excited about the return of Lady Gaga.

And finally, in what I think is an upset, most annoying of the summer went to Justin Bieber over Miley.

Thanks for participating! Hopefully we have much to look forward to, gasp at, and gossip about this fall.

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Justin Bieber Got Carried Up The Great Wall of China…

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Justin Bieber is a fucking joke. We’re all agreed on that, right? He’s an absolute idiot who can’t keep his shirt on or his trousers up, and now he’s so obnoxious, he won’t even walk up the Great Wall of China. While most would kill for the opportunity to take in one of the Wonders of the World and its rich history, Justin apparently thought it was all one big joke and that he should have his bodyguards CARRY HIM UP IT. God, I hate this kid.

Of course, his fans being as dumb as he is, they all thought it was hilarious because “LOL He’s just like us. Awww, my baby boy!” (someone literally said that) and now I want to just jump out my window because this is our future, people. Justin Bieber being carried up the fucking Great Wall of China and his idiot teenage fans thinking that’s just great. Ugh, BYE FOREVER, LIFE.

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Vanilla Ice Agrees With Miley Cyrus, Thinks Justin Bieber Is A D-Bag

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Vanilla Ice‘s ears perk up whenever his name is mentioned, like a well-meaning but clueless doggie. Miley Cyrus compared Bieber to Vanilla Ice, as an insult, saying, “I just don’t want to see him f-ck that up, to where people think he’s Vanilla Ice.” But all Mr. Ice needed to hear was “Vanilla Ice” and so he jumped on the train…against not only Justin Bieber, but Vanilla Ice. He talked about it with TMZ:

Vanilla Ice wants Justin Bieber to stop acting like a shirtless douchebag all the time and take Miley Cyrus‘ advice — before his career becomes a big, fat joke.

Rob was honored Miley name-dropped him as the bad example — and paid respect with his own Miley-esque foot pic — telling us he knows exactly where Biebs is coming from … but only Justin has the power to make a change.

“It’s like living an artificial life” Van Winkle says, adding, “when the dust settles, no one can figure it out or help you but yourself.”

And then I guess he wrote “MILEY CYRU$” on the bottom of his feet because, why not?

I want to feel sorry for him, but I think he’s taking it all in stride and having fun, so I won’t.

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Oops, Justin Bieber’s Pants Fell Down

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Justin Bieber might want to invest some of his millions in quality belts, because while performing at the Grand Prix Closing Concert on Monday, he had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction as his pants continued to slip lower and lower and had to be held off until he could run off stage to fix them. Since Justin sees himself as a total ~thug~, he of course sags his pants to show that he’s ~down~ and ~super urban~, so it’s not like they fell from waist level, but seriously, come on.

I know we’re also not talking about the fact that he’s once again shirtless. What the hell is this kid’s problem? Does he turn into the Hulk at night and all his shirts have ripped clean off his body or what? Ugh, I wanna vomit. Anyhow, a fan who was at the concert in Singapore grabbed video of the incident and since I know you all will think about this when you go to bed tonight, here’s a video:

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Miley Cyrus “Mentors” Justin Bieber, Apparently

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It’s sort of hilarious that in the new issue of Rolling Stone, Miley Cyrus starts running her mouth about how Justin Bieber might “ruin” his fame if he keeps being a controversial asshole. Pot, meet kettle. Apparently, Miley considers herself to be Justin’s “mentor” AND that she’s way more mature because, LOL boyz r so dum!!! I can’t with this girl. I mean, I never really could, but I definitely can’t now.

Parked next to us is a black Range Rover. “I’m not gonna lie,” she says. “I think that might be Bieber’s.” I ask her if she hangs out with him. “A little bit,” she says. “But not really. I’m not much older than him, so I never want it to feel like I’m mentoring him. But I do mentor him in a way. Because I’ve been doing this shit for a long time, and I already transitioned, and I don’t think he’s quite done it yet.

“He’s trying really hard,” she adds. “People don’t take him seriously, but he really can play the drums, he really can play guitar, he really can sing. I just don’t want to see him fuck that up, to where people think he’s Vanilla Ice. I tell him that. Like, ‘You don’t want to become a joke. When you go out, don’t start shit. Don’t come in shirtless.’ But the thing is,” she says with a laugh, “I think boys are, like, seven years behind. So in his head, he’s really, like, 12.”

Oh, man. I’m really just not sure what gets into this girl’s head. Like, Miley… no. You do not mentor Bieber, and you are not in any position to be mentoring ANYONE. In fact, YOU need someone to mentor your ass so you can stop acting like an absolute idiot.

The whole interview is cringe-worthy as hell, but click through at the above link if you actually dare…

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Want to See Justin Bieber Rapping Without a Shirt? Okay, Here Goes…

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In what can only be described as a scene from my worst nightmares, Justin Bieber stripped down in the video for Maejor Ali‘s ‘Lolly’, where he appears beside Juicy J in a track that’s all about how much women love The D and want The D at every hour of the day. I mean, admit it, ladies – when AREN’T you fantasizing about sucking some guy’s dick? (Ugh, blech.)

This video is hilarious because Justin Bieber is THE WORST and is probably the least credible rapper ever to even attempt doing so. He sticks out in this video like a sore thumb for so many reasons, but mostly because while you could sort of entertain the idea of Juicy J and Maejor Ali being rap “artists”, Justin just comes off as a little boy making a YouTube rap parody in his suburban bedroom, especially when he’s singing about “popping Pellegrino”. AWFUL. I never thought I’d say this, but maybe he should stick with Miley duets.

Justin Bieber and Chris Brown Are Totez Best Buds

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These two assholes – Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, that is – have a history of “friendship“, and they’re not letting up anytime soon. This time, they met up at a skate park (LOL), where they spray painted a half-pipe together and Justin described his buddy as “super dope”. Oh Christ.


I don’t really have much to say about this, other than “yuck”. Of course, Chris and Justin deserve each other – they’re both disgusting human beings and absolute twats. Makes sense that they’d find a lot in common.

I also love the fake “sk8r boi” persona the two of them are trying to have. I guarantee you that neither of them can say on a board for more than 10 seconds.