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Justin Bieber Owes Germany $11,000 Over That Whole Monkey Business

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Remember when Justin Bieber tried to smuggle a pet monkey (PET MONKEY) into Germany and got caught, and then customs put the animal in quarantine and told him everything he needed to do to get the poor thing back, and then he decided, “Eh, fuck it, I’ll just get a new monkey” and left it there and did indeed get a new monkey? Fucking dickhead. Anyway, he still owes Germany $11,000 over that whole ordeal.

Here’s the story from Celebuzz:

German officials still haven’t heard a word from Bieber or his team and haven’t received a dime for the time when he illegally brought his pet monkey into the country and left her there.

That was eight months ago and nearly $11,000 later, according to the Federal Agency for Nature Conservation.

So it’s safe to say Rio shouldn’t hold their breath for a payment anytime soon.

Attorney Ellen Frederichs told CB! the Conservation informed Bieber about his fine at the end of September via a letter addressed to his private address in California — to no avail. And it made a last ditch attempt at contacting him Wednesday.

“Additionally, a copy of our letter was delivered to a staff member of Justin Bieber yesterday in L.A. at his arrival from Costa Rica,” added Frederichs.

“As Mr. Bieber should be informed about his payment obligations by now, we hope that he takes his responsibility and settles the costs he has caused to the public, just like anybody else would have to do.”

Well, of course he won’t pay up. Come on, people – wake up and smell the coffee. He might if they like, ban him from reentering the country until he does or something (or he just might not come back), but he’s an asshole. Do you really expect him to do the right thing?

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Justin Bieber Is Sorry For Shoving the Argentinian Flag Off the Stage

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Oh dear. Justin Bieber is not having such a great time in South America, is he? Graffiti charges, prostitutes and now he’s in deep shit for shoving the Argentinian flag off the stage when a fan put it there during a recent concert in the country. In fact, he didn’t even use his hands to get rid of it – he pushed it off with his mic stand. Uh oh! Some video came out of the incident and fans went nutso at him online, so he felt the need to take to Twitter and…. (gasp) apologise!

Can’t believe I’m going to post about this little twerp and his molestor-stache again, but duty calls, I suppose. Here’s his rant about it:

OF ALL THE THINGS for him to speak out on, this is what he chooses. Lord almighty. I do think it was probably a misunderstanding mind – even I don’t think Justin Bieber is stupid enough to be anti-flag or whatever; it doesn’t really make any sense. Anyhow, here’s the video in question, in case you were curious (and I know you weren’t):

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Gag Me: Brazilian “Model” Says Bieber Looks “great” Naked


Justin Bieber is not having a very good time in Brazil, between getting kicked out of its lovely hotels and being fined for drawing on its lovely buildings. Then there was the whole getting caught with a hooker thing. Well, they’re calling her a “model” and she’s got all the gross juicy details about Bieber’s naked bod. Here’s what she’s saying, from the London Sun via Calgary Herald:

Take it from me, he has quite a fit body and looked great naked. [He's] well-endowed and very good in bed.

[Sex with him was] one of the best moments in my life. A man must know what to do to make me happy — Justin did all that and more.

It wasn’t me that posted the video.

So there you go, from the mouths of 27-year-old Brazilian “models.”

Gag me. Too late, already gagging. Oh hay, if you’d like to join me, click here. You, too can see him all naked and “great.” No dong though, thank goodness.

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Justin Bieber Got Kicked Out of Another Hotel

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Justin Bieber is a fucking mess. I could literally leave this entry at simply that and that would be enough, but we’re here to report the NEWS people. The latest dose of it is that this little dickhead was kicked out of his hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina and apparently none of the others want him there, either.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Biebs tell us … Hotel Faena officials in Buenos Aires finally had enough after fans continued to destroy hotel property all week long while camping outside.

As we previously reported, fans were even tearing down the barricades police set up outside.

We’re told J.B.’s people have been trying to find another hotel for him to stay at following his sold out show tonight — but each establishment has told them no … because all his fans will follow.

Our sources say Bieber’s people have NO IDEA what they’re gonna do yet … and are scrambling to find a place for JB — and 25 other crew members — to stay.

LOL. Why is anyone surprised that Justin Bieber’s fans are the worst EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD? Of course they’ll tear down barricades to get close to him – they’re animals.

Aw, poor little Justin. He’s having a bit of a difficult time in South America, isn’t he? He even got food poisoning over the weekend, apparently. Please keep him there. Forever.

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Well, At Least Taylor Swift’s Fans Don’t Want You to Kill Yourself

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Some popstars have some AWFUL fanbases. At the top of that list is most certainly Lady GaGa, but in close contention are Justin Bieber‘s, One Direction‘s and Chris Brown‘s fans, for sure. You say one thing about them you don’t like and the next thing you know, they’re bombarding you with messages about how you should kill yourself. Lovely young people, you see.

Well, Taylor Swift is feeling a little smug about that – HER fans won’t wish an untimely death or an AIDS and cancer combo on you (I’ve seen a Little Monster say this!). They’re actually pretty chill people… though to be frank, I’m sure the rednecks among them would have a few things to say to black people and gays, but at least they keep it to themselves, for the most part?

Here’s that Taylor said about it backstage at the CMAs:

“For me when I think about them, and I think about my fans as a group. I think about the little things. I think about the letters that I get from classrooms, and the YouTube videos of some little girl opening up her Christmas present and it’s tickets to my show. And I think of young girls learning lessons on guitar.”

“Sometimes I’ll sit in a position where I can watch people leave the shows and I’ll look at the shirts that they made and the signs and some people will cover themselves in Christmas lights so I can see them from the stage. I know that’s creepy but I just like to watch.”

“I just feel so proud that my fans are always nice to other fans. They don’t say hateful things. They don’t say they’re going to set people on fire or anything. They’re not sending death threats to other people.”

Well, that’s nice, if not slightly obnoxious. To be honest, some stans take shit TOO FAR. So, someone doesn’t like the artist you stan for. And? How does that affect your life, especially considering you don’t know the artist and they CERTAINLY don’t know you (unless you’re lucky enough to have a restraining order taken out against you). It’s natural to get defensive over things we like, of course – I do it myself – but at the end of the day, I could give a shit whether Joe Blogs down the street likes the same thing. I’m just gonna keep blasting my iTunes and live my life. I mean, come on.

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Brazil Is Slapping Bieber With A Graffiti Charge

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Justin Bieber lives his life like he can do anything and we’re all just lucky to be in it, so I’m happy that Brazil stood up and said, “Oh HELL no.” They’re slapping him with a graffiti charge. What’s really funny about this is that Bieber had permission from the city Rio de Janeiro to paint on a wall, but Bieber chose to paint on a wall closer to his hotel. The official charge from police is (via People magazine), “Defacing a building or urban monument by graffiti or other means.” The police statement goes on to say, “Authorization granted by the city did not extend to other locations.” BIEBER YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL!

Apparently he picked his own wall because he wanted to, “avoid local fans.” Oh I bet he did. Mwuahaha.

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Oh Snap: Video Proof that Justin Bieber Hired a Prostitute

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There were rumours flying around that Justin Bieber and his corny ass friends ordered some prostitutes from a local brothel while in Rio de Jeneiro this past week, and while I don’t think too many people besides demented Beliebers thought that was untrue, now we have our proof: the hooker Justin fucked took a video on her phone and posted it on the internet while he slept. LMAOOOOOOO! LOVE IT:

Here’s the scoop: the woman in question is a well-known prostitute in the area named Tati Neves. Some are saying she’s a trans woman, but that’s neither here nor there (though some are saying that’s proof that Justin is gay). I don’t care either way about that, but as a friend of mine said, the only reason he had to hire a prostitute instead of having sex with any number of ready and willing fans is that he must be into some freak shit that he doesn’t feel comfortable letting just anyone in on.  I’d say that seems likely.

Anyway, props to Tati for saying “fuck a non-disclosure agreement” and posting this for the world to see. And because the video will probably be deleted soon, I got your back in gif form:

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Happy Thursday!

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