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Oh Snap: Video Proof that Justin Bieber Hired a Prostitute

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There were rumours flying around that Justin Bieber and his corny ass friends ordered some prostitutes from a local brothel while in Rio de Jeneiro this past week, and while I don’t think too many people besides demented Beliebers thought that was untrue, now we have our proof: the hooker Justin fucked took a video on her phone and posted it on the internet while he slept. LMAOOOOOOO! LOVE IT:

Here’s the scoop: the woman in question is a well-known prostitute in the area named Tati Neves. Some are saying she’s a trans woman, but that’s neither here nor there (though some are saying that’s proof that Justin is gay). I don’t care either way about that, but as a friend of mine said, the only reason he had to hire a prostitute instead of having sex with any number of ready and willing fans is that he must be into some freak shit that he doesn’t feel comfortable letting just anyone in on.  I’d say that seems likely.

Anyway, props to Tati for saying “fuck a non-disclosure agreement” and posting this for the world to see. And because the video will probably be deleted soon, I got your back in gif form:

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Happy Thursday!

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This Is What $500 Will Get You at a Justin Bieber Meet-and-Greet

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Some fans in Brazil shelled out some pretty big bucks – the eqiuvalent of $500, in fact – for a special meet-and-greet package with the love of their lives, Justin Bieber. Now, Justin is a busy man-child, of course, so he couldn’t spend hours with his fans, but while most artists at least take a few moments to chat with each person who’s paid the money and taken the time to come backstage, what Justin Bieber’s fans got was… a whole lot less.

What the fuck just happened? The girls got five seconds to take a picture before they were PHYSICALLY SHOVED by an adult out of the room. Justin didn’t smile, didn’t offer a single word to any of them, just stared blankly at the camera as the girls were shuffled through. HELL NAW.

I mean, I suppose you can’t blame the kid – after all, he does have some prostitutes to get home to.

Justin Bieber Got Some Prostitutes in Brazil

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Justin Bieber has been known to make his various sexual partners sign non-disclosure agreements when it comes to entering the bedroom with him, so I imagine the contracts with the Brazilian prostitutes he hired was iron-clad. Here’s the deal: Justin went to a brothel called Centaurus in Rio de Janeiero on Friday night with a few friends and after staying for a little while (probably to pick which girls they were after), he left under a bed sheet and two women followed him right over to his hotel. Don’t believe me? Here he is leaving:

*EXCLUSIVE* Justin Bieber tries to go Incognito at a Brazilian Brothel

And here’s the two girls he hired:

Justin was later kicked out of the hotel for “rule breaking” – apparently he and his team had been partying for days, doing a shit ton of drugs and basically getting on everyone’s nerves. It won’t have been the prostitution solicitation that got him the boot, as that’s legal in Brazil.

Is nothing sacred anymore? Can’t a 19-year-old boy hire some prostitutes in another country in peace without it becoming headline news? Well, no. No, he can’t.

Oh, and here’s a bonus: While performing in Brazil, Justin got hit with a bottle and stormed off the stage, cancelling the rest of the gig. Oh dear!

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Justin Bieber Has a New Song with Tyga

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If there’s one thing Justin Bieber is not, it’s a hardened thug. Don’t tell him that, though – he thinks he’s the next hip hop star. As part of his #MusicMondays bullshit, he released a song called “Wait For a Minute’ with Tyga, who is an actual rapper (though not really much of a good one, which is why I suppose he agreed to collaborate with Bieber). Here it is, in all its glory:

Well, isn’t that special? This song is absolutely awful and makes me wish I was born without ears. Also, sorry Justin, I know you’re trying to make music to fuck to now, but this makes me drier than the Sahara. Stop. Immediately. Isn’t his 15 minutes over yet?

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Did You Hear About The Guy Who Spent $100,000 To Look Like Justin Bieber?

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Justin Bieber might be our least favorite person here at Evil Beet, but he’s found a superfan in 33-year-old Mr. Toby Sheldon. Now here’s a man who needs attention. He spent around $100,000 to look like Justin Bieber and he wants everyone to know it. Hey, if it’s his goal and his dream and he’s not hurting anyone…

So, why would anyone do this? Here’s what he told The Daily Mail (via Daily News):

Once Justin shot to fame his face was everywhere and I all I kept thinking when I saw his picture was, ‘I want to look like him.’ It took three transplants and a total of $21,000 to accurately lower my hair line, close off my temples and grow back my bangs. I didn’t necessarily listen to his music or fawn over him as a celebrity, but his face was just so flawless every change I made was modeled after him.

I don’t know, dude, he’s like a kid and you’re 33, I think it’s a liiiiiiitle bit creepy. He goes on:

When I first sought out to look like Justin I only paid attention to specific aspects of his boyish look like his hair and the structure of his face. But the more I started studying Justin and young people in general it’s really their smile that gives them their youthful glow. I know there is more work to be done in order to make a full transformation into Justin Bieber’s doppelganger like a nose job and jaw reduction, which my surgeon has suggested.

Please do not do anything your surgeon suggests. This is how I picture this guy’s surgeon:

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Justin Bieber Is “Thugging It Up” Again

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s a real tough guy these days because he took steroids to get a set of baby abs and he’s discovered weed, so of course he has to prove his manhood by doing such masculine things like spitting in people’s faces and sometimes even hitting them. The later is what happened recently at a club in Seoul, South Korea, where Justin and his gaggle of security were presumably “partying” and the wittle bebe didn’t like the music selection being played. It was an EDM event, but Justin – being the hardened thug he is, of course – wanted hip hop and muscled his way (with security, natch) into the DJ booth to say so. When the DJ basically told him to fuck off, Justin called the DJ’s manager by name and when he turned around, Justin punched him in the face and then ran behind his security. I just… whatever.

Here’s a rundown of what DJ Michael Woods and his manager, Alex Madden, had to say about what happened (via Twitter, of course):


Obviously Justin Bieber is a dickhead. We don’t need any more proof of this. The question is, when is anyone going to step in and shut (or stomp) his little ass down?

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Here’s Justin Bieber’s New Single, ‘Heartbreaker’

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Justin Bieber has started some new campaign called #MusicMondays, where he’s going to reveal one track from his upcoming album every week for ten weeks. Wow, we all wait with baited breath for that one, I’m sure. The first of those tracks is called “Heartbreaker”, and here’s how Justin – the sensitive ~poet~ that he is – explained the inspiration behind it:


Well, isn’t that special. This song sucks, Justin sucks, Beliebers suck… oh, you get the point. What is this song, even? I daren’t even go into the replies on his Twitter, because it’s probably a bunch of 12-year-olds discovering masturbation to it.

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