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Want to See Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar? Too Bad, Here You Go!

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Just when you thought Justin Bieber couldn’t get any worse, he goes and gets butt naked and serenades his grandmother on her birthday. In the nude. His grandmother. No clothes. I want you all to take a moment to process that.

Of course, it’s TMZ that got the pics and the scoop on this one, though God knows how or why. I don’t even think I want to know… it’s just not right. Apparently the pics were taken over Thanksgiving in 2012 at Memaw‘s house in Toronto. Here’s more, if you dare:

Our sources tell us JB had been staying at his granny’s house during the holiday … and slept in a little too late on Thanksgiving morning.

Bieber finally woke up after hearing family and friends stirring around the house — so he thought he’d prank ‘em … by grabbing his guitar and playing a naked set a la Jenny from “Forrest Gump” (‘memba that?).

We’re told birthday-suited Bieber went right up to his grandma and started belting out some impromptu lyrics … like, “I Loooove you grandmaaaa … how are youuuu … helloooo grandma.”

We’re told G thought it was pretty funny — and everyone in the home was cracking up — but granny begged the pop star to get back in his room to put some damn clothes on, stat.

Christ almighty. I can’t even begin addressing this. I’ll just leave this here for you (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little):

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Oh, God: Justin Bieber Wants to Buy Michael Jackson’s Neverland

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Poor Michael Jackson must be spinning in his grave like a whirling dervish given all the bullshit that’s gone down since his death. Not only has his family gone bonkers as they fight over his money and his estate, but his poor kids are suffering and now Justin Bieber wants to buy his Neverland ranch. Does it ever end?

From The Sunday People:

Justin Bieber is looking to buy his idol Michael Jackson’s beloved Neverland so he can escape the madness of central Los Angeles, the Sunday People can reveal.

The troubled pop teen last week sent his team to view the sprawling ranch in the sleepy Californian town of Los Olivios, two hours’ drive from where he currently lives.

Bieb’s management are desperate for him to live somewhere quieter, away from the temptation of nights out and women. They are worried about his meltdown, which has been going on since March when he had a bust up with a British photographer.

The star is looking at four ranches in total, but Justin, 19, has told his bosses he wants to turn Jacko’s old home back to its former glory.

A source close to the Baby singer revealed: “Justin has been caught up in a fair amount of trouble lately so the best thing is for him to get out of central LA and live a quieter life.

“His team genuinely fear for him and want him to calm down and be happy. They’ve found the ideal solution, which is to move him to a ranch hours out of the city where he won’t be constantly hounded.

“Neverland is up for sale so it’s a no-brainer for Justin, he would love to live there. Michael Jackson is his idol. The only issue is that it is rundown and would need a fair amount of work.”

Here’s the thing: Justin might need to stay out of trouble, but what makes anyone think he won’t turn Neverland into a place to bring all his hoodlum friends to cause trouble? It’s not LA that’s the problem, it’s that little shit stain of a “superstar” who is surrounded by enablers on a daily basis because they don’t want to lose their jobs. When baby cries, gotta change his diaper or give him food! Make sure to keep him happy… or he might spit on you! Please.

I doubt this will happen, but if it does… well, I don’t know what, then. He’ll probably burn that place to the ground – figuratively speaking, but perhaps literally, too.

Did Justin Bieber Lip Sync His Entire Concert?

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Justin Bieber performed at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey on Wednesday night – or rather, he “performed”, if reports are correct. Apparently he lip synced his entire concert and seemed all strung out and people are none too happy about it. Here’s a hint: don’t go to a Justin Bieber concert with high hopes.

From WENN:

Justin Bieber has fallen foul of music critics who have branded his performance in New Jersey on Wednesday “sluggish”, “bored” and “lazy” and accused him of lip-syncing large portions of the show. The teenage superstar took to the stage at the Prudential Center in Newark as part of his ongoing Believe world tour, but his lacklustre performance prompted criticism from reviewers in the audience.

Mesfin Fekadu of the Associated Press has written a scathing report about Bieber’s show, insisting the singer was “not in pop star form”, while also accusing him of lip-syncing most of his songs and failing to keep up with his dancers. He writes, “He seemed to be lip-syncing and his sluggish, lazy dancing didn’t match the oomph of the beats… Bieber phoned in a good amount during his show; at some moments, he even appeared bored. He was clocking in – another day, another sold-out concert… When performing the hit Beauty and a Beat, he couldn’t keep up with his background dancers.

“He was lip-syncing again… During She Don’t Like the Lights, Bieber barely moved to the track’s futuristic beat (maybe it was the leather tights?).”
Chris Jordan of local newspaper the Asbury Park Press was also disappointed with the 19 year old’s performance, insisting the star did not deliver during the few moments of the show when he actually attempted to sing.

He writes, “As for Bieber the performer, well, there’s not a whole lot to believe in. His voice is thin and reedy… Unfortunately, his dancing isn’t any better than his singing. His turns are loose and his body control is sloppy. He seemed divided as to whether he should join his team of dancers full force or just let them do most of the work.”

LOL, I love that it surprises people that he would lip sync and that he’s all strung out, considering the fact that he thinks he’s a thug now and smokes weed 24/7 and drinks and pisses in buckets and blahhhhhhhhhksajfljdkfj… Sorry, my head just fell onto my keyboard with boredom over this asshole.

Justin Bieber Looks For Girls With A Flashlight, Gets In Fight Over a Bowtie

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I’m not sure how slow news was this week that this had to be a thing, but I guess Justin Bieber went to a nightclub (duh) and was there looking for girls, but since the club was super crowded and very dark, he had to be resourceful and… use a flashlight to seek them out? He was at the South Pointe club in the Hamptons last Sunday and thought the flashlight would get girls’ attention. Then, when it worked on two gold diggers, he got in some big fight over a bowtie? I don’t even know.

From the New York Daily News:

Diana Bhokasub, 24, and Sophia Rayo, 32, were handpicked by the “Beauty and the Beat” crooner to accompany him back to the private home where he was staying after meeting them at the South Pointe club in Southampton.

The women witnessed a fight early Sunday that started in the club and spilled into the parking lot.

Super-brat Bieber, 19, had to be held back by his “intimidating” and “overbearing” security crew from going after a man he had been jawing with, witnesses said.

The Biebs, wearing sunglasses and a backward baseball cap, got into a “heated exchange” with 22-year-old Wayne Rennalls — who definitely isn’t a so-called Belieber .

Rennalls, of Hampton Bays, got into it with Bieber’s crew after he chased after one of the waitresses getting into the singer’s car to retrieve a bow tie he had loaned her, witnesses said.

The bodyguards didn’t like Rennalls getting near Bieber’s ride and gave him a beatdown instead of his bow tie. He ended up in a hospital with bruised ribs and a black eye, sources said.

Oh, God. Can this fake ass “thug” calm down already? I just can’t with this kid. Or with these desperate ass females, one of which thought that as a 32-year-old woman, grinding against Justin Bieber’s 19-year-old baby weiner was a fun time. Girl, no. Both of them had to sign non-disclosure agreements, apparently, so that they can’t spill the beans about their night with Baby Elvis, but then I don’t think that’s something I’d ever want to recount to anyone. Won’t someone just punch him in the face already?

Sharon Osbourne Calls Bullshit On Justin Bieber’s Tough Guy Act

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s a mini thug, but anyone with any common sense knows that this is bullshit. Thankfully, Sharon Osbourne actually had the balls to come out and say that publicly… which, of course she did. Sharon doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks, least of all some temperamental teenager who thinks it’s cool to piss in buckets and spit in people’s faces.

From The Daily Beast:

I feel really bad for him. There’s this little kid with a huge dream, he’s cute, girls love him, and he wants to be a mean boy, and he’s about as mean as a fuckin’ kitten, and he’s trying to act out. It’s like pissing in a bucket. It’s like, “Oh, we’re the bad boys!” Fuck off! You don’t know what bad is. And I think that he’s lost, I really do. I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge problem. And, at the point he’s at in his career, it’s so dangerous because we’ve seen it all before a million times. Where do you go when you’re a child entertainer and then you want to transition to be a man? Very few make it.

I don’t feel bad for Justin at all, just for the record. I think he’s an entitled fucking prick whose mother should have told him more often that he’s NOT a special snowflake and needs to learn how to respect other people, their property, etc. However, I agree he has no idea what “bad” is. He has people around him who humour him because he pays them to do so, and that’s the end of it.

Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus Stopped (Again), Marijuana On Board (Again)

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Surprise fuckin’ surprise – Justin Bieber‘s tour bus was stopped at the Canadian border by Michigan and police dogs sniffed marijuana on board and apparently seized other “illegal substances”. The tour is under investigation now, but at least Justin’s best buddy/manager Scooter Braun is smart enough to make his baby’s entourage carry the goods instead of Justin himself.

From TMZ:

Chief Customs and Border Protection Officer Ken Hammond tells us, the bus was stopped at the Ambassador Bridge — which separates Windsor, Canada and Detroit — after a drug-sniffing dog detected the presence of weed on board.

Hammond says a subsequent search of the bus revealed marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Justin was NOT on the bus in question.

We’re told the drugs and paraphernalia were seized and the driver was issued a citation. The driver and passengers were subsequently released without further incident.

God, I wish this little asshole would get caught with stuff on him. Not that it would matter, of course – he’s a rich white boy, so he’d get a ticket written and be sent on his way. I remember my stoner days well, so no hating on him for wanting to toke up, but weed is supposed to make you LESS of a pain in the ass to society, not more. So why am I hearing about something else this douchebag does on a daily basis? SIGH!

Some Justin Bieber Lookalike Punked Beliebers In Boston

The title alone is appealing to me. Justin Bieber fans getting punked over their beloved? I’M IN. Some kid named Jeremy Frost and his co-stars from Three Amigos Comedy, whatever the fuck that is (it’s a YouTube channel), decided to go out and “surprise” fans in Boston since so many people are always telling him how much he looks like Baby Jesus himself.

Here’s what Jeremy’s brother Zack told Mashable about the adventure:

To prank the Beliebers, Frost wore Bieber’s signature hoodie, sunglasses and snapback hat. He made his way through the crowd, followed by friends acting as paparazzi and bodyguards. The reaction was instantaneous: girls screamed, chased after him and asked him to pose for photos.

“Luckily, we had a couple of people with us to hold some of the girls back. Then, when we went inside, people continued to take pictures and put them on Twitter,” Zack wrote in an email to Mashable.

Well, that sounds like a fun day out. I can’t believe how stupid these girls are, though – yeah, he looks VAGUELY like Justin Bieber, and I get that he had sunglasses on to make it more convincing, but like… no. Up close, you can tell right away that this kid is NOT Justin. Plus, these girls fantasize about him, masturbate over him, study his every move – how do they not know what he actually looks like? I guess he is a bit difficult to recognize without all the spit.