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Justin Bieber arrested, charged with assault and dangerous driving

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Justin Bieber is an asshole of epic proportions, so it’s no surprise that he’s continuing to rack up criminal charges with the best of them. You see, JB was arrested in Stratford, Ontario, Canada on Friday and charged with dangerous driving and assault after he got into an altercation with the driver of an ATV (who was, for the record, not a paparazzo).

From CTV News:

OPP say they were called to Line 40 east of Road 106 – east of the singer’s hometown of Stratford and northeast of Shakespeare – shortly before 3 p.m. Friday in response to a crash between a minivan and an ATV.

A physical altercation occurred between the driver of the ATV and a person in the minivan following the crash, police said.

Bieber, 20, faces charges of dangerous driving and dangerous driving and assault.

Police say he was released from custody on a promise to appear in court.

His next court date is set for Sept. 29.

Fuuuuuck this kid. Can we not just put him in jail and throw away the key already? I know that won’t happen, but at the very least, he should not be allowed to operate a vehicle. AT ALL.

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Justin Bieber compares himself to Princess Diana

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I need Justin Bieber to just stop, immediately. Like, stop everything about himself. Get on that one-way flight to Mars that’s heading out next year – I’m sure they can find you a seat.

Ahem, I digress. JB got into a mini car accident with a paparazzi who was following him in LA. This isn’t a situation where a high speed chase was involved, but rather one where Bieber noticed the photographer driving behind him and decided to slam on his breaks suddenly and purposely so that the photographer crashed into him. Yes, seriously.

Now, of course, he thinks he’s like Princess Diana and wonders why we didn’t learn from what happened to her, because the two situations are so entirely the same (and he’s so much like her):


Okay, I don’t even know where to start here.

1. Only a dickhead slams on his breaks to purposely cause an accident (which could have injured/killed not just the paparazzi – who, regardless of his profession, doesn’t deserve to DIE – or anyone else on the road) just to then complain about how HE was in danger.

2. JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOTHING LIKE PRINCESS DIANA.

I’ll stop there and leave you with my usual: fuck this kid.

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Justin Bieber is a very serious musician

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When Justin Bieber isn’t pretending he’s a thug, assaulting people, doing drugs or trying to score girls, he’s a very serious musician with a very serious love of music. That’s why he filmed himself getting up in the morning, grabbing his guitar and singing ‘Talkin’ About a Revolution’ – something he knows so much about, of course. If there’s one thing Justin Bieber knows, it’s the struggle.

He even did a little Johnny Cash for us:

God, I can’t stand this kid.

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