Justin Bieber has been hinting that he’s back together with Selena Gomez and the whole world has been hoping that’s not true (especially the Beliebers, who are pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch at the moment). In between getting shirtless with Baby Elvis and, I dunno, wearing bindis on stage, Selena has apparently been getting pleas from her closest friends to drop Justin once and for all.
From The Sun:
While Justin is revelling in successfully persuading his girlfriend to rekindle their romance, her friends and colleagues are devastated.
One told me: “We did everything we could to keep them apart but he was so persistent.
“It’s really unhealthy they have such a turbulent relationship at such a young age.
“He leaves her in floods of tears constantly.
“She has had a really difficult year or so dealing with the tense emotions that come with dating him. We thought she had finally broken free. But he has persuaded her to take him back again. There’s not much we can do about it — but we are going to try.”
Ha! Can we get an episode of Intervention for this? I can just see Jeff VanVonderen sitting Selena down in a room and giving her an ultimatum. It’s the stuff dreams are made of, I tell you.
May 1, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Rumours have been flying around at the speed of light that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together after the pair were apparently spotted kissing in Norway and Justin posted a picture of them looking cosy on Instagram, which he quickly deleted. Of course, the little asshole has continued to stir the shit by then posting another picture of them together (seen above) with the following caption:
“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle- her.”
Now, I won’t even get into the awful sentence structure of the above, but I will point out that he’s missing some of his hideous tattoos so this photo’s definitely not all that recent. Still, if they’re not together, why is he posting it? And if they are, why don’t they take a new f-cking photo together? Who can say?
I know Selena Gomez isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but just how dull-witted do you have to be to reunite with an absolute dickhead like Justin Bieber? Seriously, I want to know the answer to that question.
April 27, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Guys, being Justin Bieber is so hard! It’s like, he can’t even do whatever he wants to do, treat everyone like shit and be a total smacked ass without people
talking about it making up rumors! I mean, can’t a 19-year-old spit in people’s faces, import exotic animals, smoke weed and have a stun gun without everyone having to say something about it? Ugh, everything’s the WORST!
Wittle Justin took to his Twitter page (of course) to complain yesterday about the “rumors” (news reports) about him popping up lately and to question where they came from. Well, they came from the news, asshole. Not a gossip blogger, not a Belieber’s fanfic tumblr, but from things you actually did. Are you that thick-skulled?
some of the rumors about me….where do people even get this stuff. whatever…back to the music
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) April 25, 2013
Why is this dickhead still around again? Please, someone remind me.
April 26, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, so it’s no surprise that he doesn’t think to put his drugs and shit on the crew bus instead of his own. Carrying his weed stash with him caused a bit of trouble for Baby Elvis when Swedish police raided his bus in Stockholm shortly before he was due to perform at the Globen Arena.
No one was arrested and they haven’t pressed charges against anyone in particular just yet, but they did find a nice little stash of weed and a stun gun, so whatever the hell this kid is doing, he’s mentally deficient, apparently.
From Sweden’s Aftonbladet:
”A colleague felt a strong smell of marijuana, like someone had been smoking in the bus”, says Lars Byström press officer at the Stockholm police department..
At 8.40 pm, only half an hour after Justin Bieber entered the stage, the police raided the tour bus parked outside the arena.
”We carried out a search and we found a small amount of alleged narcotics. We also found an electroshock weapon that wasn’t licensed.”
Do you have a suspect?
”No, we don’t have a specific suspect, there were several people in the bus.”
What kind of narcotics was it?
”We sent the sample to a laboratory for analysis.”
A source close to Bieber’s crew tells Aftonbladet that panic broke out when the police raided the bus. The police also demanded access to Justin Bieber’s dressing room inside the arena.
”A couple of dancers started running around screaming ’No weed!’ and another member of Bieber’s crew yelled ’Shit, the stash!’”, says the source.
Justin Bieber has now arrived in Helsinki.
LOL, I’ve had my days of running around shouting, “Shit, the stash!” Haven’t we all in our time? (I actually haven’t – I just want to be cool like Justin Bieber.) I just wish someone would arrest this little asshole. I’d love to see his mugshot.
April 25, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
I’m going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That’ll be what happens if reports are true that Justin “Baby Elvis” Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway. Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so…
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber‘s relationship appears to be back on – again!
The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop star, who performed a concert there Thursday. And the two have left no doubt that their romantic flame has reignited.
“They were holding hands, hugging and they kissed on the lips,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked really in love, like no fights ever happened before. It definitely looked like they were back together.”
We know Selena went to Norway because there were pictures of her at the airport in Oslo, but I want to believe she’s smarter than this. Then again, maybe I should expect less from the girl who hides from celebrities she likes.
April 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber decided to freak out the entire internet today by wearing this lovely Chanel ski mask. This is 10 times worse then the Australian wax celebrities. He punished the world with this photo via Instagram and with the caption,
Yes, he spelled Chanel as Channel. I think between this and hearing about his stupid fans, we’ve had enough Bieber for the weekend. I also think we need a palate cleanser. This should do it:
And yes, that’s a non-photoshopped image. It was taken that day Beebs lunged for a paparazzo and shouted, “l’ll f-cking beat the f-ck out of you, man!” and his body guard held him back.