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1Justin Bieber might get a plea deal for egging his neighbor’s house

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You may remember that earlier this year, Justin Bieber must have missed naptime and been a bit cranky, because he threw a hissy fit and then a bunch of eggs at his neighbor’s house, apparently causing thousands of dollars worth of damage. This is the same neighbor he’d threatened to kill and whose face he spit in, so there was definitely precedent for this bullshit. Well, now he’s paying the price by… trying to work out a plea deal.

From TMZ:

Our sources say the L.A. County D.A. has contacted Bieber’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, and asked for a meeting to discuss restitution for the egging damage — which the neighbor puts at $20K.

We’re told the discussion between Weitzman and the prosecutor will center around paying for the damage, and pleading no contest to misdemeanor vandalism.  Bieber would serve no jail time and be placed on informal probation.

The short of it all — the case would be over before it begins.  Bieber will be charged, the plea bargain will be entered and it would then be case closed.

Our sources say the D.A. and the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept. are at odds over the case.  The Sheriff wants Bieber charged with a FELONY because the egging was intentional and it caused a huge amount of damage.  The D.A., we’re told, thinks Bieber’s hijinks does not rise to the level of a felony … and a misdemeanor is more appropriate.

We’re told Weitzman has not met with the D.A. yet but that should happen shortly.  It looks like this case could be resolved as early as next week.

Well, you know Bieber will take this because he doesn’t really have a choice and would have to pay up far more than that if this thing went to court. I mean, this is just the latest bullshit in his string of court cases, so might as well start checking them off the list…

I do have to agree with the DA here that this wasn’t particularly a felony, but I’d sure love to see JB charged with one just for being such an arrogant dickhead. Unfortunately, the law doesn’t work that way (or, in the case of most celebrities, it doesn’t work at all).

Oh, and because I care about you all so much, here’s a snippet of Justin’s new song, ‘Life Is Worth Living’ (LOL).

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March 19, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
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0Congratulations, Los Angeles – Justin Bieber is done with you!

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Justin Bieber has taken his Tour of Terror to Atlanta, as of late, and we know he sold his den of sin in Calabasas, California to Khloe Kardashian a few weeks ago. However, what you may not have known is that JB actually owned the property next door to that one, in fact – but he’s sold that now, too. Sorry, Los Angeles. Justin Bieber is quitting you.

From TMZ:

We’re told Bieber just sold that for $2.775 million (he bought it for $2.35 mil in 2012) and the deal closes in 30 days.

As for the buyer, our sources say it’s nobody famous, but he’s about to inherit a slew of famous neighbors.

We’re told Bieber had been looking for another home in the Los Angeles, but he’s since called off the search.

Atlanta, he’s your problem now.

Why can’t we just make him, like, the North Pole’s problem? He can’t bother many people there… maybe some penguins, though.

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March 14, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
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1Selena Gomez has been “cut off” from Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift doesn’t fuck about, apparently. We know she’s never approved of BFF Selena Gomez‘s relationship with Justin Bieber, but she really took shit to the next level by apparently cutting her off for good after Selena’s decision to get back with his stupid ass.

From US Weekly:

Swift is disgusted that the pair are back together, cutting off her bestie after tweeting just last July that Gomez was “the closest thing I’ve ever had to a sister.”

But Gomez rekindling of the Jelena flame isn’t the only thing peeving Swift. She believes Gomez “used” a brief romance with the Grammy winner’s pal Ed Sheeran last June to make her jailbird sweetie jealous.

“After Selena pulled that move, Taylor started distancing herself,” a source tells Us.

LOL wait, what? Selena got involved with Ed Sheeran? Where was I? Where were any of us? This whole thing is hilarious and might be completely untrue, but I say good for Taylor on this one. Selena getting back with Justin is a HOT mess of the highest degree, and I wouldn’t want to be around it either. Sure, I know it’s Selena’s life and she can ruin it however she’d like, but come on. You can only pick up the pieces for your friends so many times before enough is enough.

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March 13, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

4Video: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are passionate dance partners, now

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If anything will make you gag harder than knowing that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, it’s probably knowing that they’ve also been choreographing “passionate” dance routines to John Legend songs together and renting rehearsal space to perfect their moves.

I don’t even have words for this fuckery, but I think it’s hilarious that Selena clearly sees them as star-crossed lovers who are destined to be together against all odds. I mean, we were all young once, so I get it, I suppose. Everyone goes through their share of idiotic bullshit – especially when it comes to relationships. But damn, I’ve never seen someone SO resistant to the truth that’s right in front of their eyes as Selena Gomez, man. That is some extreme low self-esteem.

Also hilarious: Justin really, seriously thinks he’s an honest-to-God thug. I can’t even look at this idiot anymore.

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March 12, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

13Justin Bieber was just “defending himself” in his deposition, of course

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Justin Bieber is an absolute dickhead, that much is certain, and the videos from his recent assault deposition really proved that once and for all. He’s arrogant, disrespectful and could have used a few more years of school since he comes off as sorta braindead (but maybe that’s just the Sizzurp? Thug Lyfe!).

In any case, of course it’s not HIS fault he was a complete asshole. No, Justin Bieber is the victim here, and you won’t ever convince him otherwise. You won’t break his spirit by telling him to get his fucking act together and act like a decent human being. No sir!

Have you ever wanted to punch a human being more? Ugh, GO AWAY, Justin Bieber.

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March 11, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
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3Definitive proof that Justin Bieber is a total dickhead

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I mean, I know we’ve had plenty of proof before, but stories about Justin Bieber‘s fuckery and his asshole status were only in print previously. Well, now we’ve got it in video form, and if this doesn’t make you want to bitch slap this kid with all your force, I don’t know what will.

Justin was forced to attend a deposition after his bodyguard apparently beat up a photographer (though don’t forget, Justin himself was accused of assaulting his former bodyguard and settled that case for an undisclosed sum of money), and while being questioned by the attorneys, he really turned on the charm full force and showed so much respect and maturity. Here are some choice quotes:

  • “I don’t have to listen to anything you have to say.”
  • “I don’t know, have I been to Australia? *laughs* Have I been to Australia? I dunno.”
  • (About Selena Gomez) “Don’t ask me about her again.”

I mean, that sounds tame, but just watch the video and then try to figure out, as I am, how someone hasn’t beat the everloving shit out of this little asshole already. Violence solves nothing and I’m certainly not a violent person, but this looks like a kid who could benefit from a good ass whooping (or 10).

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March 10, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
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