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Justin Bieber needs surgery after cliff diving accident

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Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber doing something idiotic – only this time, he may be paying the price for it. You see, young JB thought it’d be a good idea (after a long day of trying to skateboard?) to go cliff diving, only things went wrong and he busted his eardrum, causing damage that probably needs to be corrected with surgery.


Don’t worry, though – he won’t let that stop him from terrorizing YOUR eardrums! He’s still planning to make new music.


I wish his eardrum could “back us up” forever so we never had to hear from this little shit again. I doubt we’ll get that lucky.

Experiences like this should teach him some valuable lessons in risk assessment, reckless behaviour, etc, but we all know he’ll continue to do stupid shit for the rest of his life, so whatever.

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Justin Bieber embarrassed himself on a skateboard

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Justin Bieber seems to be one of those people who’s so up his own ass that he automatically assumes he’s a genius at anything he puts his hand to. Case in point: skateboarding. This idiot can barely stay on the board, let alone do any tricks on it, but he still felt confident enough to go to the legendary Venice Skate Park in California to show off his “skills” to the masses. He didn’t even seem to care when he got laughed at for failing a simple trick about fifteen times… but ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

I think it’s hilarious that he got so hyped after FINALLY landing one that he had to rip his shirt off immediately. Please, spare us.

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Justin Bieber cooks dinner for Selena Gomez

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Justin Bieber may be beginning to look like a bit of a meth addict, but Selena Gomez just can’t hop off his dick for longer than five minutes, so they’re officially back together and happier (?) than ever. To show what a great boyfriend he is, Justin decided to cook Selena some lunch and post a video of his skills on Instagram, as you do.

Here’s what I want to know: Why is Justin Bieber allowed to handle a knife? I feel like he needs those blunt scissors you give kindergartners that don’t actually cut anything besides construction paper.

Countdown to these two breaking up again. What do you give it, a week? Two? I sure do wish Selena would start loving herself – or at the very least respecting herself.

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