Feb 12, 2008 at 11:02 am by Evil Beet

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Page Six is reporting that Fergie and Josh Duhamel have moved up their wedding date — because she is P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T.

“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”

It’s baby year, people! Hurry up and get pregnant before you become one of those losers who gives birth in 2009. By then, babies will be so last year and you’ll need to spend all sorts of money on a Hermes clutch to be cool. Much simpler to have a child.

Dec 26, 2007 at 03:13 pm by Evil Beet

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How her fug ass even landed him in the first place is a mystery to me, but now the two are getting married???

Josh’s rep confirmed the news.

Someone explain this, please.

Mar 19, 2007 at 01:04 pm by EvilT

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Spray tanning is never a good idea…neither is frosted lip gloss. I can’t belive hottie Josh Duhamel is hitting this, something is wrong in the world.

Mar 07, 2007 at 07:37 pm by Evil Beet

Fergie Ass Crack

PEEKABOO!!!

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have a very investigative day on vacation in Mexico.

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