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Jonah Hill

You Missed It: Jonah Hill’s Penis

Don’t be too broken up about it, though: I missed it, too. We all did. Hell, I think even he did. These photos are from the BAFTA awards (which also happened this weekend, in...

New BFF Alert: Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill

Actually, I might have made a mistake in that headline up there. See, I think that the relationship between Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill might not be so much a BFF thing as a bromance thing. ...

5 Best Transformations of 2011

Yesterday we did the Top 5 Douchebags of 2011, so I thought it only fair to give credit where credit is due (even if the aforementioned “credit” is only on temporary loan, like...

Oh. My God.

OK. Brad Pitt may just have reaffirmed his “hottest man alive” status in my book. Or near there, anyway. Have you seen these promo shots? They are unbelievable. The pictures...

Happy Rapture, Everybody!

Are y’all psyched for the apocalypse or what?!  Heads are gonna motherfuckin’ roll, you guys.  I’m so pumped.  Last night, I had the perfect excuse to do my favorite...

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Russell Brand and Jonah Hill on the set of  Get Him to the Greek in NYC.

Monsters vs. Aliens Premiere

Sunday’s Monsters vs Aliens premiere was a veritable who’s who of people you’re not supposed to be attracted to, but probably are. There were a few who walked the red (or...

Nancy Who?

Unlikely leading man Jonah Hill proclaims his love for “Nancy” with a new tattoo — probably fake, right? — while running errands in WeHo. Who’s this Nancy...