I’m sure a lot of you still think that Ryan Dunn is a reckless asshole, and that’s fair, but I’m sure a lot of you are also still feeling pretty sad about the whole thing.  And if you were wondering how fellow Jackass Johnny Knoxville feels about the whole thing, I’m pretty sure he feels both of those things pretty strongly.

Over at the Dickhouse site, Dickhouse being Johnny’s production company, they’ve been running a little “In Memory of Ryan” series. Jeff Tremaine, the director of Jackass, did one, and Spike Jones has done one as well.  They’ve also been remembering Zach Hartwell, Ryan’s passenger in the wreck and a Jackass production assistant.  They’ve all been beautifully done and really heartbreaking, but Johnny’s really stood out to me.  You can jump on through to read it in it’s entirety, which, if you’re a fan at all, I strongly recommend:

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This new baby will be Johnny‘s third – he has a 15-year-old daughter, Madison, with his ex-wife, and little Rocko (the child in the pictures!) with his current wife, Naomi, who’s also the one cooking this third kid up.  Hot Ass Johnny had these charmingly Southern words to say about the baby:

“My wife Naomi and I are super happy to announce that we are having another little bambino in the fall. My 15-year-old daughter Madison is very excited about it, and her 16-month-old little brother Rocko has, well, no clue. Wahoo!!”

Ugh, how can he be so perfect?  Do you ladies ever do this thing where your uterus thinks independently?  That is to say, do you ever see a beautiful man tending to a child and before you know it, your uterus starts bouncing around excitedly because it wants to do its job, no matter what you have to say about it?  Because if you guys do that, then so do I, and that’s exactly what’s happening with these pictures.  Unless that’s not normal.  Then, um … yay, baby pictures!

This was, by far, one of the funniest things Britney‘s done in recent years. Or fuck, aside from that whole driving-country-with-her-kid-on-her-lap thing, maybe the funniest EVER, unless you count that whole ‘I didn’t sleep with Justin Timberlake’ business.

FUNNY.

And Johnny Knoxville? Mm-mmm boy. I think Emily called that shit right out. This man gets hotter and hotter by the minute.

From Page Six:

LUKE Wilson had to change his cellphone number this weekend, thanks to an annoying prank by his pal Johnny Knoxville. The “Jackass” star found out Wilson was going to hang out at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu for the Boost Mobile party Saturday and hired a plane to hover above the place with a banner that read: “Luke Wilson’s phone number 3105000082.” Apparently, it was his real number. It’s now out of service. But Wilson decided not to hang at the beach, probably because he had to deal with all the annoying calls.

Owen and Luke were on-hand for the LA premiere of their new movie, The Wendell Baker Story. They were joined by Eva Mendez, looking breathtaking as usual, Bridget and Pete Sampras (Bridget looking lovely, Pete looking, well, balding), and Johnny Knoxville, up to his usual antics.