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John Travolta

John Travolta is Not Gay, You Hear Me?

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Because come on. No one would kiss their hot wife on the red carpet of some movie if they were gay, please.

Nor would they, you know, hang out on the red carpet with said hot wife looking like they’re posing for prom pictures from 1979:

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And never, never, never would a gay man allow his hot beard of a wife to caress his face in such a way so that people thought he might actually be straight. Come on. Real talk:

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Nope. Totally, totally not gay.

Check out some more totally not gay photos of John Travolta in the gallery, because you seriously need to see how non-gay John Travolta really is. The world needs to know. Gosh.

Another John Travolta Accuser Comes Forward

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From People:

The identity of John Truesdale, 40, an Atlanta, Ga., massage therapist, was revealed Saturday by the New York Daily News, whose reporters tracked down the burly, 250-pound employee of the boutique hotel Mandarin Oriental.

“I thought I was supposed to be anonymous,” Truesdale was quoted as saying as he posed for a photograph near his Smyrna, Ga., home. Truesdale, a former high school football player and onetime U.S. Army medic, is a certified nail technician, a licensed massage therapist and a married father, the Daily News reports. “I can’t talk about [the case],” he told the paper.

In his initial lawsuit, Truesdale claimed Travolta sexually assaulted him in the actor’s hotel room “on or about” Jan. 28.

“I can confirm that we do represent Mr. Truesdale, and that we have great confidence in him,” his lawyer Gloria Allred said in a statement released Saturday. “We are conferring with him regarding the next course of action in this matter. Neither our client nor our law firm have any other comment at this time.”

Damn. So Gloria Allred’s all up in this business, now, huh? And hitting on a married 250-lb. former Army guy? I can tell you one thing—John Travolta‘s got some big old balls, and that’s not, you know, anything I personally happened to hear or anything from any male masseurs. I’m sure it’s probably true, because if you’re willing to stick your ass up in the air and wave your anus around like a leftover piece of knockwurst, then you probably have it—GUTS. Or ANUS. Whatever.

John Travolta Puts His Butt Up in the Air Like He Just Don’t Care

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“Hearing about all the cases now, I regret not saying something sooner. He was putting his hands where he wanted me to work and kind of grinding on the table. At one point, he actually pulled my hand between his legs, up to his scrotum. I started working on his other leg, and it all started back up again. He started putting his butt up in the air. I was just trying to do whatever I could to distract him, but he started getting aggressive and grabbed my hand again.”

That, up there? That’s the latest allegation to come from a masseuse who claims he was sexually battered by John Travolta. My God. The “putting his butt up in the air” image really, really kills me, guys, in all sorts of ways. It grosses me out entirely, and makes me laugh uncontrollably. I guess it’s kind of like watching that birth video from school for the first time all over again.

In related news, John Travolta was said to have assaulted his former Grease co-star, the deceased Jeff Conaway. Conaway reportedly left the confession in a suicide note (botched suicide, that is) back in 2006. Here’re the highlights of the story, courtesy of the NY Post:

The Hollywood horndog shocked “Grease” co-star Jeff Conaway when he attempted to give him oral sex while he was sleeping, a bombshell report claims. Travolta’s steamy Early Morning Fever session happened in the 1990s at Conaway’s home, Conaway’s former fiancée, Vikki Lizzi, told the National Enquirer. The late Conaway allegedly said he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship with Travolta.

So, yeah. Take it with a grain of salt, because not only are we talking National Enquirer, we’re talking Vikki Lizzi, too, and both of those put together aren’t exactly credible sources. Especially together. But hey. One never knows, now, do they?

Lizzi also talks about the fact that John and Kelly Preston’s marriage is all just for show, but people have been speculating on that for years anyway:

“Jeff told me that John and Kelly’s marriage was an arrangement. Jeff said that Kelly knows that John is gay, and that’s why she’s OK with it.”

I just don’t know why John can’t come out and admit it. If he did, he might be a hell of a lot more likable. That and, of course, if he stopped trying for the anal probe every damn time he got a massage, jeez.