From Hollywood Life:
It looks like notorious womanizer John Mayer might have finally found the woman to tame his wild ways in Katy Perry. The couple have been dating on and off since July, but after the two attended a Broadway show together on Dec. 12, it seems that things have become serious. A source tells HollywoodLife.com that John wants to move in with Katy!
“John wants to take his relationship with Katy to the next level,” the insider tells us. “He has suggested to Katy that they get a place of their own. He feels like she’s the one for him and wants to commit himself fully.”
Our source adds, “John is really into architecture and wants to create a ‘sanctuary’ for himself and Katy.” So sweet!
Well, this raises a lot of questions. What Broadway show did they see, and how did it change their relationship that much? Has John Mayer really changed, or did he just realize that Katy Perry is the most famous, most rich person that will ever get with him? Why have we never heard that he’s really into architecture? Is he going to design a new home for them, or did this source just think that being “really into architecture” sounded better than “really into decorating”?
January 10, 2013 at 6:30 am by Emily
From Blind Gossip:
This high-profile female celebrity bought her boyfriend a beautiful new automobile this holiday season. She even told him that there were no strings attached so that he could feel more manly about it.
He is so appreciative of her thoughtful gift that the first thing he did was to thank her with a few special hours in the bedroom.
The second thing he did was to start calling dealerships and researching the car online to get an idea of its value. That way, when they break up with next year, he can sell it for cash.
He has told friends that he already knows the relationship will likely not survive the upcoming scandal of her discovering how much he cheats on her. But will she be surprised when she finds out the gender of those with whom he is cheating?
So now, I don’t know if Katy Perry bought John Mayer a car, but duh, it wouldn’t really be at all surprising if Katy Perry did buy him a car, because Katy Perry would totally do what she needed to do to keep a man. Also not surprising? That John Mayer would be cheating so brashly on Katy Perry and not really trying to hide it. That last thing? The thing about John Mayer cheating on Katy with other dudes? Well. Also not surprising. As a matter of fact, nothing about this whole situation is all that surprising, and the fact that it’s not surprising isn’t surprising either.
December 29, 2012 at 8:00 am by Sarah
No, I’m just kidding. She totally looks lovelier than ever. But you can definitely tell that she’s getting nice and cozy in her relationship with John Mayer, now that he’s actually allowing her to be seen with him in more public places than just entering and exiting hotels for illicit trysts:
Also, remember how Emily told you guys that she and John—Katy and John, that is; not Emily and John—did the Big Thing this year and celebrated Christmas together? Because they did, and if the idea of John and Katy bumping uglies (or at least, Katy bumping John’s ugly with her pretty) didn’t entirely repulse you, I have yet another photo that might. Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
… Because you just know that he’s all sweaty and nude and unwashed underneath that scratchy Santa suit, right?
Anyway, Creepy John aside—Katy Perry’s casual look: love it or leave it?
December 28, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
A bunch of people, guys. A bunch of people spent Christmas together. You might have even spent Christmas with somebody. But that’s not what we’re talking about right now. Right now, we’re talking about Katy Perry and John Mayer. As you’ve probably pieced together by now, they spent Christmas together.
But wait. Not only were they together, but they were together at Katy’s parents’ house. Can you even believe that? That’s a serious level of dating, isn’t it, taking your boyfriend home for the holidays? How gross.
And just so we can really gross it up over here, let me show you the little exchange that People had with a source close to the situation:
“They’re happy together and with her family for the holidays,” says the source. “John really likes getting to know Katy’s family better.”
The couple are also getting serious about their relationship. “They’ve spent a lot of time together and really enjoy each other’s company,” says the source. “John is entirely focused on Katy.”
As for recent tabloid reports that Mayer has been flirting with other women and that Perry discovered text messages on his phone, the source says, “That is absolutely not true. John would never do that to her, and Katy really trusts John.”
Huh. Well, I know a leopard can’t change its spots, but can an asshole change its … never mind.
December 26, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily
Aww, man! What a lame present! Hope she has the receipt! LOL!
From Life & Style:
Katy Perry and John Mayer looked “quite affectionate” together on Dec. 12 in NYC while seeing A Christmas Story: The Musical. But looks can be deceiving.
An Insider reveals to Life & Style, on stands now, that the “Your Body Is a Wonderland” crooner has been seeing a secret woman since early 2011. “They meet frequently, just for sex dates,” confides the insider. “And they sext each other almost constantly.”
While Katy thought John could be the answer to her relationship woes, he’s been playing her from the start. “She’s totally into him,” the pal confesses. “There’s a part of her that thinks she’s definitely reformed him, so she’d be totally devastated if she knew that John was cheating on her.”
The insider continues, “John and this woman have incredible sexual chemistry and have been seeing each other nonstop since their first encounter almost two years ago.”
What I don’t get is how anyone at all could look at John Mayer and go “you know what, that’s a good prospect for my next monogamous relationship.” He’s gross, everyone knows he’s gross, and all you have to do is listen to a Taylor Swift song to get all the details. There is absolutely no reason why someone would date this guy. No reason at all.
December 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
In case you guys didn’t know, John Mayer and Katy Perry are dating. Did you know that? Because they are. But prior to last night, the only times they were seen together in public were on illicit dates, but something special must have happened and now? Well. Now they know their love is real. See, now that they’re showing up on the red carpet together—meaning they’ve crossed the blurry lines between creepy, only-in-it-for-the-sex couple to full-blown wannabe-A-list business—they’re making it their business to make this relationship strictly business for the purpose of show business (and sex, too). You guys picking up what I’m putting down?
Anyway, the two were photographed together last night in New York City at ‘A Christmas Story: The Musical’ looking all sorts of starry-eyed. That’s the gist of this.
In related Katy and John news, Katy’s parents are said to be smitten with their daughter’s choice in men, and isn’t that just the best holiday news you could possibly receive?
Despite Mayer’s chequered dating history, he has reportedly won over not only Katy but her protective parents too:
“Katy’s parents really like John, they prefer him over Russell,” a source told British magazine more! “They thought Russell was too temperamental.”
Katy’s ma and pa are said to still be close to Russell with reports earlier this week even claiming that the desperate Brit comedian was trying to get Katy’s parents to warn their daughter off John.
Things between Katy and John seem to be going from strength to strength though with the source adding that they’re hoping to move in together:
“John and Katy have decided to give it a proper go and find a place in LA to share,” the source continued.
“She’s happier than she’s been in a very long time. She admits she rushed into it quickly, but is determined to follow her heart.”
These two. I just don’t know what we’re going to do with them, you know? They’re on, they’re off, they’re impressing the other’s parents … I sure wouldn’t hold my breath on that monogamy thing, though.