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Oh, No: Katy Perry and John Mayer Are Actually Releasing Their Duet

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Remember how Katy Perry and John Mayer did that awful duet called ‘Who You Love’ for John’s album and it was kinda awful and we all sorta hoped it would just fade into the wood work and never really see the light of day? Bad news! They’re releasing it as a single! BOO!



Well, let’s just try and forget this ever happened, please. Bonus: THEY DID A PHOTO SHOOT TOGETHER FOR THIS.

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Katy Perry and John Mayer Have a Lot In Common

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Yes, yes, we know. Katy Perry and John Mayer are the happiest couple on earth and they have amazing sex (I’m trying not to gag) and they ALSO have a ton in common. Seems like a match made in heaven, right?

Here’s how deep their love goes (via DS):

“There’s a lot of understanding when you get home and say, ‘Ah, I had a pretty crappy show’,” she explained.

“[John's] like, ‘I understand because I’ve had one, too’. You get to share music. The dance parties are a lot more fun.”

Aw, well isn’t that special? Listen, I’m not here to tell anyone where to find true love, but I cannot imagine that these two are in it for the long haul. I really love Katy but I wonder about her choice in men. She seems to be attracted to men that she can fix or save. Travie McCoy was an addict, Russell was an addict (of a different kind), John is (was?) a douchebag womanizer… you are too good for this, boo.

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Ugh Katy Perry, Gag Me

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GAG ME WITH A SPOON, YOU GUYS! Oh how have I been wanting to use that phrase for such a long time now. Katy Perry, I really do adore you, but man what an obnoxious tweet you unleashed upon us today.

Two things you need to know you understand this tweet.

1. Katy Perry is dating John Mayer.

2. Katy Perry has a gigantic gold bus driving around the country to promote her upcoming Prism album.

She tweeted this,

Look who got a BF!!! Soy Qewt!

With this photo:

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Yes, that’s John Mayer‘s bus below hers. You guys, their buses are dating!!! Soy qewt!!

Anyway I’m just cranky today because it’s Yom Kippur and I’m fasting. If you are too, Godspeed.

STILL LOVE YOU, KATY.

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