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So I Guess Katy Perry And John Mayer Are Going to Move in Together

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From Hollywood Life:

It looks like notorious womanizer John Mayer might have finally found the woman to tame his wild ways in Katy Perry. The couple have been dating on and off since July, but after the two attended a Broadway show together on Dec. 12, it seems that things have become serious. A source tells that John wants to move in with Katy!

“John wants to take his relationship with Katy to the next level,” the insider tells us. “He has suggested to Katy that they get a place of their own. He feels like she’s the one for him and wants to commit himself fully.”

Our source adds, “John is really into architecture and wants to create a ‘sanctuary’ for himself and Katy.” So sweet!

Well, this raises a lot of questions. What Broadway show did they see, and how did it change their relationship that much? Has John Mayer really changed, or did he just realize that Katy Perry is the most famous, most rich person that will ever get with him? Why have we never heard that he’s really into architecture? Is he going to design a new home for them, or did this source just think that being “really into architecture” sounded better than “really into decorating”?

Blind Items: John Mayer’s Already Thinking of Breaking Up With Katy Perry

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From Blind Gossip:

This high-profile female celebrity bought her boyfriend a beautiful new automobile this holiday season. She even told him that there were no strings attached so that he could feel more manly about it.

He is so appreciative of her thoughtful gift that the first thing he did was to thank her with a few special hours in the bedroom.

The second thing he did was to start calling dealerships and researching the car online to get an idea of its value. That way, when they break up with next year, he can sell it for cash.

He has told friends that he already knows the relationship will likely not survive the upcoming scandal of her discovering how much he cheats on her. But will she be surprised when she finds out the gender of those with whom he is cheating?

So now, I don’t know if Katy Perry bought John Mayer a car, but duh, it wouldn’t really be at all surprising if Katy Perry did buy him a car, because Katy Perry would totally do what she needed to do to keep a man. Also not surprising? That John Mayer would be cheating so brashly on Katy Perry and not really trying to hide it. That last thing? The thing about John Mayer cheating on Katy with other dudes? Well. Also not surprising. As a matter of fact, nothing about this whole situation is all that surprising, and the fact that it’s not surprising isn’t surprising either.

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Letting Herself Go

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No, I’m just kidding. She totally looks lovelier than ever. But you can definitely tell that she’s getting nice and cozy in her relationship with John Mayer, now that he’s actually allowing her to be seen with him in more public places than just entering and exiting hotels for illicit trysts:

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Also, remember how Emily told you guys that she and John—Katy and John, that is; not Emily and John—did the Big Thing this year and celebrated Christmas together? Because they did, and if the idea of John and Katy bumping uglies (or at least, Katy bumping John’s ugly with her pretty) didn’t entirely repulse you, I have yet another photo that might. Don’t say I didn’t warn you:

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… Because you just know that he’s all sweaty and nude and unwashed underneath that scratchy Santa suit, right?

Anyway, Creepy John aside—Katy Perry’s casual look: love it or leave it?

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