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Joey Lawrence

An Essay on Why I So Dislike Joey Lawrence

(Hah, as if the picture wasn’t reason enough.) OK, so “essay” might be a strong word. Let’s just call it a “reason” and we’ll end there. I don’t exactly have it in me to do an entire “essay” about Joey Lawrence, because he’s not even remotely important in the grand scheme of...

Um, Woah

The photo agency assures me that this is a photo of Joey Lawrence. He was at some Z-list gifting suite to promote some brand of sunglasses (other attendees: Nick D’Anna, Holly Huddleston, Brian Peeler, Jeremy Green, Angelina Jolie) so there aren’t any photos of him without the sunglasses, but still. Damn. I’d get with that.