Even though said he was furious that his sex tape leaked, Joey Buttafuoco appears to be making the best of his second shot at fame. He hit up the Ivy for lunch today.

Who is the dude with him?

Get out of the pic, asshole. Nobody cares about you.

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From Page Six:

AMY Fisher embraced her hard-core sex tape, but Joey Buttafuoco is supposedly furious about his. The former Long Island sleazebag says “Joey Buttafuoco: Caught on Tape” – which is out this week and features him and his second wife, Evanka, going at it – was secretly shot by his former pal Rob Spallone last year at Spallone’s home. “I’m [bleep]ing furious, this guy was supposed to be my [bleep]ing friend?!” Buttafuoco fumed to The Post’s David K. Li. “My wife, she didn’t deserve this! My kids, whether they’re estranged from me or not, they didn’t deserve this.” Spallone admits he secretly shot it and sold it. “Should I have done it? Yeah, I’m going to make a lot of money off it,” Spallone nonchalantly told Li. “He could sue me if he wants, but I’m going to make so much money, I don’t care.”

Okay, buddy, any time you have to qualify “my kids” with “whether they’re estranged or not,” something already went horribly, horribly wrong. I can’t stop laughing at that.

And how unbelievable is it that Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco are back on the gossip pages? Life is strange and wonderful.

A preview of the tape is after the jump.

Oh my God.

Watch it if you need a good laugh.

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It’s the dueling sex tapes!

Since Amy Fisher has announced that she has a sex tape, Joey Buttafuoco has announced that he has one, too. With his wife, Evanka. Right after he got out of the slammer.

According to David Joseph, CEO of Red Light District, shortly after Buttafuoco was released from jail, he and his wife Evanka were caught on tape having sex while attending a party at Spalone’s home. Buttafuoco served three months for violating his probation and at the time of Spalone’s party he had been on probation since pleading guilty to insurance fraud in 2004. During Buttafuoco’s probation, officers found a box of bullets in his home and in January 2007 he was sent to Los Angeles County Jail.

Jesus Christ.

Put the whole lot of ‘em back in jail.