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1Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

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Miranda Kerr, looking f-cking perfect. Or should I say, Kerrfect? Ha. Ha. HA.

Hey, who’s ready for best and worst celebrity looks of the week?! Everyone? Great! Take a look at some noteworthy looks from this week and then you tell me who wins for:

BEST

WORST

WTF?

Here we go!

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November 23, 2013 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

0Jewel Got Her Teeth Fixed to Play June Carter

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Oh guys. I just don’t even know about this. It’s like we’re not even looking at Jewel anymore!

First, did you guys know that she’s been tapped to play a big-screen version (oh, right; another version) of June Carter and Johnny Cash’s life together? Yeah, I realize that it’s already been done, but apparently Jewel and Lifetime’s production company (the company that’s putting the movie out) didn’t get the memo. Or hear that Joaquin Phoenix is The Ultimate Johnny Cash (aside from, of course, Johnny Cash himself)? I guess not. But yeah, the movie’s called ‘Ring of Fire’, and it’s going to be on the Lifetime channel. Get some.

At any rate, here are a few photos of Jewel as June Carter, and some dude as Johnny Cash, on set of the new movie.

It’s like, God. Did they just up and say, “Hey, is there a female singer who’s not doing much of anything important these days that’s looking to get a total facial makeover and sing like June Carter?” and then someone said, “Well, you know, Jewel’s had that messed-up grill* for the longest time, so why not her?”

*Their words, not mine, guys.

June 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Jewel, Jewel Kilcher

23Jewel Reaches A Whole New Level Of Self-Acceptance

Someone sent me one of those Facebook surveys titled “Firsts.”  One question is, “What do you notice first about people?”  For me, it’s teeth.  If you have bad teeth, I can be your friend but I can never kiss you.

Jewel was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and shared all the ways a snaggletooth can be a girl’s best friend…all in the form of a PSA.

My stance hasn’t changed.

March 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Jewel

17This Story Is About Jewel And Her Broken Legs But All I Can Concentrate On Right Now Is Her Weird Looking Boob

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Being a contestant on Dancing With The Stars is really hazardous to one’s health.  Jewel is officially out.  She posted on all about the leg heartbreak on her blog:

Well, as many of you know I have been having trouble with my knees after rehearsing long hours for Dancing With The Stars. The doctors thought I had tendonitis, but when I wasn’t feeling better after some rest, I decided to get an MRI. When I heard the results I was in utter disbelief. The doctors told me that not one, but both of my legs were fractured!! He said my left one was particularly bad, and that I had to not only stop dancing, but stop walking and use crutches!!! He said I had just over done it with the rehearsals and training over the past few weeks and so my muscles became fatigued and transferred the overload of stress to the bones in my leg – causing the stress fractures! He says that type of injury can happen when athletes step up the amount or intensity of their training.  Typical me- I throw myself 1000% into anything I do- that’s how I went from being homeless to where I am today- but I just had no idea I could over-do dancing!

Shock does not begin to describe it. I am heartbroken to say I will not be competing in this season of Dancing With the Stars. I’m sad I won’t get to go through the rest of the experience competing with my husband, Ty. I don’t really know what to say. I am sad and mad and disappointed and just blown away at all that has happened. I also feel particularly upset for my partner Dmitry. This is his first season on the show and he put so much work and thoughtful effort into training me. I really wanted America to see what a great dancer, choreographer and teacher he is. This wasn’t the way I wanted to go, but my health must come first. And so it is with regret I will not be able to compete this season, but I will be there to cheer my husband on every step of the way- he will just have to dance for the both of us now!

The good news is that my doctors say with rest and care, I will recover completely with no long-term damage. I hope I will be able to come back and compete on the show another season after my injury heals and get the chance to team up with Dmitry once again to show America our cha-cha!

Okay, why am I laughing that Jewel has been walking around with two broken legs?  Ah…there is something seriously wrong with me.

Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’Dell is also out with a meniscus tear that will require surgery.  What the fuck do they have these C-listers doing at rehearsal?  What I find most amazing is that two fairly in shape women have been taken down by DWTS and lardball Steve Wozniak still stands.

March 6, 2009 at 4:03 am by Wendie
Filed Under: Jewel

9Jewel Went and Got Herself Hitched

After quietly dating rodeo man Ty Murray for ten years, Jewel finally tied the knot this weekend in the Bahamas.

“I dreamt about this day since I was a little girl on a ranch in Alaska,” Jewel said in a statement. “It was relaxed and romantic. I wore a traditional wedding gown and diamonds and he wore jeans and a button down shirt! Ty’s definitely my perfect prince.”

“We both have been so blessed in our lives,” Ty said. “We’re lucky to have each other and look forward to starting a family together.”

Why get married after ten years of dating?

She’s probably preggers already.

August 8, 2008 at 9:04 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jewel, Ty Murray

9Jewel’s Back, and Not with a Book of Poetry

Jewel Kilcher to Release Country Album, Signed with Valory Music Company

Thank God for small favors.

Jewel’s special brand of angst is coming to the country world!

She’s signed with a country label and plans to pursue life on the country charts.

“If I had been discovered now, living in my car in San Diego, I think I would have been signed as a country act,” she says. “As a singer/songwriter and as a storyteller, I’m old fashioned. I like a beginning middle and end to my songs. That’s pretty much just country radio now.”

Seriously, Jewel, you haven’t been living in your car for like 20 years now. You’ve been living on a sprawling ranch with a male model. Can we move on?

November 5, 2007 at 1:18 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jewel
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