How is this woman still pregnant? Really, how? I seriously have to know. Because it seems like she announced her pregnancy years ago (it was really only this past November), but yet...
Oh my goodness. Another month, seriously? An entire month? Is this absolutely crazy to anyone else? For a reference, that picture above was taken at the beginning of January. ... These are photos from Jessica‘s latest jaunt to the Boneyard Bistro restaurant in Palm Springs, where she and that dude went for lunch. I checked the restaurant’s menu out and... “Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Har har har, says the lady that gave birth only four weeks ago and is still... I’ve never really had a reason to talk about this before, but listen, I love me some baby showers. And really, why wouldn’t I? Baby showers are just little parties with lots... Can you guess what it could be? Massengil? Always? Stayfree? Well, you’re sort of close if you were thinking along those lines. Jess will be naming her new daughter Maxi, short for... You know, some people just never learn.
Jess, I realize that dresses are totally the most comfortable thing to wear when you’re a gazillion months pregnant, but why – oh why... Bam! Because here it is. BAM!
Doesn’t girlfriend look great? And isn’t she just going to be the most darling mom? Jess covers the April issue of Elle magazine, and she really... I know that y’all are kind of split between thinking that Jess looks like a walking case of gestational diabetes and some kind of pre-natal goddess, but the only thing that I really... HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PEARL. What in tarnation does Jessica Simpson have in there?
I know, I know. Maybe it’s just the dress. (Oh, my word, that dress.)
No, I shouldn’t pick on... Hooray! Kourtney Kardashian is going to give birth to a little girl! Can you believe it? This newest Kardashian will be an asset to the Kardashian empire: she will inherit all. While... Isn’t that something else? I’ve always kind of scratched my head over those who’d prefer to schedule a C-section rather than give birth vaginally, but I suppose it’s...
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