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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Is a Pink Peacock Today!

Yay! Pink peacock! When I play dress-up sometimes I like to pretend I’m a white rhinoceros.*

Jessica chose a truly fascinating dress pattern to display as she left her taping of David Letterman’s show.

The photo agency has labeled this set of pictures “Curvy Jessica waves at Letterman.”

Heh. THEY SAID IT NOT ME.

*That may be the first time in my life I’ve typed out the word “rhinoceros.” Who would have thought it was spelled with an ‘o’ at the end???**

**Yeah, seriously, there is no real follow-up joke to the white rhinoceros comment. The spelling thing was it. I’ve got nothing additional.***

***Okay okay okay. “On those days, I put on my Jessica Simpson costume.”

Quotables

“I’m not angry, I’m not angry. I’m — well, I’m a little bit angry … I’m a little bit angry. Um — well, I don’t want people to know how I am in bed. I guess it could have been a lot worse.”

- Jessica Simpson, totally pussying out when talking to Oprah about her ex John Mayer blabbing to Playboy about their sex life.

Be mad or don’t be mad at all, Jessica!

Previews for Jessica Simpson’s New Show

Jessica Simpson has a new show coming to VH1 called The Price of Beauty and I will most definitely be watching it. Why? I love Jessica Simpson because she’s quirky and adorable and I’ll watch anything she does. Also, it looks like it might be good for women or something.

The show has an interesting concept, especially for something put out by VH1. Jessica travels around to different countries to find out what their idea of beauty is. In this preview, we see Jessica visit a “fat hut”, where one woman has been living for months getting as fat as possible for her husband. She also visits Paris, the fashion capitol of the world, and tries her hand at runway modeling. Clearly they did their best to cover all ends of the spectrum.

Do I think this show will be particularly educational? Probably not. But it seems better than Taradise.