Mary Kate and Ashley appear on The Today Show to give their first interview in two and a half years. They both appear sober and talk mostly about their careers. Yawn. [MollyGood]
Tom Cruise wore a girdle under his tux at his own wedding. Is this some wacky Scientology tradition? Nope. He just wouldn’t fit in his Armani suit otherwise. [Spank Cheeks]
Rachel Bilson accomplishes the previously unheard-of feat of simultaneously being adorable and at Hyde. [Yeeeah!]
Oh please, please, let there be a Jessica Simpson sex tape. [Egotastic]
“This Scarf is Heavy,” by Paris Hilton. [The Gilded Moose]
I am going to mention Hansen without mentioning “Horseface,” just this once, because they’re being nice to Africa. [Agent Bedhead]
Nicole Richie does her best Hamburgler. [Dirty Laundry]
November 28, 2006 at 7:14 am by Evil Beet
Or they bring in Jessica Simpson. I understand that she’s trying to promote her poor-selling album but I don’t think she is really going to be the ratings boost they are looking for. I would bring in Nick Lachey…bring in some teenage girls. I did enjoy Sting and his lute last week, but if they want to really “young” the show up other options could be JoJo, Danity Kane, or Justin Timberlake.
I like Studio 60, and Evil Beet and I both are quite miffed at the switcharoo they are doing with Friday Night Lights. I personally like both shows. I think they are both very innovative television but play to totally different demographics.
Let us see how this little venture goes. I really hope we don’t lose both of them and end up with Who Wants to Date My Cousin?
October 24, 2006 at 12:55 am by Evil Beet
Via Best Week Ever this morning Joe Simpson is still creeping people out with his strange “management” of his daughter Jessica.
Now I remember back in the day when Jess was all into Jesus and her father was all freaked out about her going off and boinking Nick before they actually got to the altar. Since she’s already popped her cherry, Jesus is evidently all ok about her romping around with every flavor of the month musician. Ya, keep telling yourself that Joe.
I mean, it is really weird that Joe is now taking dirty pictures of his daughters. But I see that all the time on Law and Order:SVU…wait, those dudes go to jail.
October 20, 2006 at 4:42 pm by Evil Beet
1Justin Timberlake Launches Another Fashion Line that People Will Stop Caring About in 6 Months Tops
So Justin has premiered his new â€œclothing line,â€ William Rast, during Los Angeles Fashion Week Tuesday. He is in a long line of celebrities that have really no qualifications to make clothes yet do so anyway. Is this a good idea? Let us look at some past attempts by celebrities.
Jessica Simpson- Has 3 lines of clothing. Now, I had to go to a mall in suburban Illinois to find a Fashion Bug that actually carries her clothes. I bet Jess totes wears jeans shorts from the Fashion Bug.
(Good or Bad Idea: Um, awful idea. Jess was fined $100 million dollars for not endorsing her cheap-ass Princy Jeans.
JLo- Has both a mid-priced and a high-end line which includes a lot of sweatpants. Gotta give her props for making jeans for girls with a booty.
(Good or Bad Idea: Sweetface, her clothing company grossed $130 million in 2004)
Anna Nicole Smith- Evidently she has a line in the works to show off her â€œTex-Sexâ€ style.
(Good Or Bad Idea: Unless it comes with a free supply of those diet pills I ainâ€™t buyin it)
Mandy Moore- So I just spent like 20 min attempting to find this phantom â€œt-shirtâ€ line that I remember hearing about a few years ago. I live for shopping, but I have never even seen them anywhere. I still canâ€™t find where one can buy them but I guess her motivation was that there was a lack of overpriced t-shirts on the market.
(Good or Bad Idea: Whatever, I donâ€™t care anymore)
October 18, 2006 at 7:24 pm by Evil Beet
No, not like that.
I have no idea why it’s clips day today, but it is. I found this old MadTV parody of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica on Wampoon, and I’m posting it because:
a) It’s really funny.
b) Jessica Alba looks hot in it, and I’ve heard that all three of the heterosexual male readers of this site enjoy looking at Jessica Alba, particularly when she looks hot.
October 14, 2006 at 9:57 pm by Evil Beet
I hate to admit it, but I actually kind of like Jess’s new song, “I Belong to Me,” and I’m digging the video. The emotions look real, and I wouldn’t be surprised to hear she spent a lot of the days on the set crying real tears. It’s the first time in a long time I’ve been able to look at her as an actual person, and get a sense of the hell she’s been through this year. It’s a positive message, and she carries it well. Props, Jess.
Nick’s isn’t bad, either, although it sounds more manufactured than Jess’s, and I am really, really over beach videos. Like, waves crashing? Clouds in fast-mo? Hey Nick, can you give me more generic? Oh! Sitting on a jagged rock, staring out into the water? Perfect. You forgot to intersperse it with shots of yourself sucking on a mic in a recording studio, but beyond that, genius.
And they both used muted colors. Oh, the angst.