Perhaps Blonde Ambition wasn’t ambitious enough.
Or perhaps Jessica needs to stick to singing.
The flick’s going straight to DVD. It’ll be perfect to rent for a date night. You can have sex with your man while he’s thinking about Jessica and you’re thinking about Luke Wilson.
Because, look, I tried it with Happy Gilmore on the other night and it was just awkward.
On the other hand, I’ve decided I need a “Guns Don’t Kill People, I Kill People” t-shirt. I will make out with anyone who can find me the orange one in a woman’s size.
I call bullshit on this story, but I’m passing it along anyway.
Says a source:
“Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”
Apparently this is some juicy role that she thinks could score her an Oscar nod.
I think the whole thing’s bullshit. Jessica’s not doing a nude scene, period, end of conversation. She might land a role that involves nudity and use a body double, but, however much shit you wanna give Jessica Simpson, this is a girl who sticks to her principles and follows her heart. You won’t see her vag on camera anytime soon, I promise.
Jess and Tony are still going strong, sucking face at Cacee Cobb’s 30th birthday party at Teddy’s.
At first, the singer â€“ wearing a form-fitting black dress and spike heels â€“ and her new beau kept things low-key in a secluded booth. But as the night wore on, the two were spotted with their arms around each other. Then, after a few seconds of conversation, they leaned in for a kiss â€“ right in the middle of the crowded club.
Also, I guess Cacee’s still going strong with Scrubs star Donald Faison. Cute!!!
According to a source:
“Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her – he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, ‘I know she’s not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?’ Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They’ve been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She’s been texting everyone about how great he is.”
I think Papa Joe must have smelled some publicity. I can’t imagine he had any other reason for letting such a manwhore — I mean, the guy got a lapdance from Britney — date his daughter.
Seriously, I felt something rubbing on my leg at like 3 am last night and woke up screaming, “Stop it, Tony Romo!”
My cat just stared at me.
But seriously this dude is just having sex with everything in the Los Angeles area.
Up now: Jessica Simpson, with whom he spent Thanksgiving in Texas. InTouch is reporting that he’s her boyfriend, but somehow I doubt that. I don’t think he’s anyone’s boyfriend. I think he’s just trying to have sex with more celebrities than Matt Leinart. I think that’s his goal.
I love it when Jessica Simpson gets a case of the fuck-its. It’s like every now and then she snaps and says, “You know what? I just don’t fucking care anymore,” and then we get pictures like this. It’s wonderful.
Here she is acting like a drunken ass in front of the AP’s photographers in NYC on Monday night. Check out all the people around her trying to make sure she doesn’t fall down. Loves it.
Jessica Simpson celebrates the launch of the Jessica Simpson Collection at Macy’s by reminding us all how pretty she can be after professionals get their hands on a black-and-white photo of her.