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Jessica Simpson

22Does It Really Matter Whether or Not the Fur is Real?

People should be protesting this outfit no matter what.

Jessica looks like hell these days.

At the Macy’s 150th birthday celebration in NYC.

October 28, 2008 at 11:06 pm by Evil Beet
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5Jessica Simpson’s Latest Film Goes Straight to … Russia?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

What ever happened to Jessica Simpson’s comedy, “Major Movie Star”?

The “Private Benjamin” – like film has never opened here in the United States. But on October 9th, “Major Movie Star” debuted to top box office in… Russia.

Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as “maybe one of the worst films ever made”: a November premiere in Bulgaria.

So far there’s no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language.

OMG.

What was its competition in Russia? Watching the bread lines?

October 28, 2008 at 2:09 pm by Evil Beet
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28Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson attended the launch of her perfume Fancy at Dillard’s in Dallas Texas today.  She was looking quite robusty.  Shush…it’s a word in my world.

October 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm by Wendie
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5Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

They look like crap when they go to the airport!!!

As much as I love giving Jessica a rough time about her ensembles, I’m going to let this slide, because she actually looks remarkably put-together compared to the way I normally look when arriving at the airport. I just have to ask, though: why wear the jewelry? I mean, you’re going to have to take it off when you go through security, and it’s not like Joan Rivers is going to be looking at these pictures like, “You know, Jessica’s look would have been perfect if she’d paired the oversized sweatsuit with some thin silver hoops.”

Leaving Dallas last week.

October 13, 2008 at 2:53 pm by Evil Beet
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8Still Going Strong

No matter what happens with the (endless parade of) men in her life, Jessica Simpson will always have BFF Cacee Cobb.

Jess and Cacee — who’s dating Scrubs‘ Donald Faison — were spotted leaving Madeo in LA last night.

Nice nipples, Cacee.

October 2, 2008 at 9:30 am by Evil Beet

15Jessica Simpson Farts in the Sack

From a recent interview about Tony Romo: “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”

Hey, at least she’s honest.

Heh, one girl sent me an entry to the Life of Tim contest detailing how she’d accidentally sharted in bed with a one night stand. I almost peed myself laughing so hard. Seriously these entries are gold. I can’t wait to print my faves.

September 19, 2008 at 12:51 pm by Evil Beet
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