Can you guess what it could be? Massengil? Always? Stayfree? Well, you’re sort of close if you were thinking along those lines. Jess will be naming her new daughter Maxi, short for Maxwell.
Maxwell is girlfriend’s boyfriend’s middle name, and in an effort to honor him and his baby-making capabilities, they’re going to name their daughter Maxwell. According to the source who revealed it to In Touch magazine, Jess has even been wearing a ‘M’ necklace around her neck:
“They’re going to call her Maxwell, Maxi for short,” the friend told the magazine. Maxwell is fiancé Eric Johnson’s middle name, which he in turn inherited from his grandmother. “Jessica wanted a name with meaning.” Adding to the veracity of the claims is the fact Jessica has been spotted wearing an “M” pendant around.
So it’s kind of interesting, right? Not entirely bad. I really prefer Maxwell to Maxi, and if we’re going full-out and calling the kid Maxi, there should at least be an ‘e’ on the end of it, because seriously, when I see ‘Maxi,’ all I can literally think about is Maxi Pads, and what young girl wants to be associated with a menstrual period? Come on.
In related news, Jess’s pregnancy libido is out of control, and that’s coming right from the horse’s mouth and not from a source. In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Jess says:
“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate’. I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever! [Eric Johnson is] always ready.”
Did you catch that? He’s always ready. Was that too much information for you? In addition to the whole sanitary pad references? Because this entire thing was kind of way too much information for me. And that happens almost as often … nearly as much as … OK, it never happens, guys. Never.