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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant?

I think Jess would make a good mom.  Really, I do.  She’d be super-awesome at bedtime stories, throwing crazy voices for all of the characters in the book and making things up as...

Oh, Jess.

Jessica Simpson was photographed earlier in the week at LAX looking rather harried. And unhappy. And bloated. She’s even got the heavy Britney eyelids going on. What’s the...

Bang or Bust: Simpson Edition

Sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson were photographed at the LG Night of Fashion and Technology bash last night in LA and while very, very different, both look pretty freaking hot, if I do...

Jessica Simpson Dreams Big

At the White House Correspondents’ dinner last night, Jessica Simpson revealed her one true wish:  to be Michelle Obama. “I really do [want to be Michelle Obama].  She’s...

Jessica Simpson Is a Pink Peacock Today!

Yay! Pink peacock! When I play dress-up sometimes I like to pretend I’m a white rhinoceros.* Jessica chose a truly fascinating dress pattern to display as she left her taping of David...

Quotables

“I’m not angry, I’m not angry. I’m — well, I’m a little bit angry … I’m a little bit angry. Um — well, I don’t want people to know how I am...