Jess had to brave both the torrential LA rains and the paparazzi on today’s visit to the gym.
But check out the baby bump! It’s growing!!!
And I would be bitching about the rain in LA today, but, between being sick and that whole thing where Britney Spears almost offed herself, I haven’t left the house once all goddamn day.
You know how I know it’s raining?
My toolbar says so.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I love my life.
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January 4, 2008 at 7:53 pm by Evil Beet
Another gym shot. But damn this is a good shot of the bump.
You know, the crotch shot galleries and the nip slip galleries drive a good deal of traffic around here, and it’s so funny to me to watch the traffic patterns and see people flipping through those pics again and again and again. Like, “What is so infinitely interesting about Britney Spears’ vagina?” But then I see this amazing pic of Jessica Alba’s baby bump and I pretty much get all wet, and I’m like, “Oh, this is how most people are about porn.” Jessica Alba’s baby bump is like my porn.
My existence is totally pathetic.
But, seriously, how great is this shot of the baby bump? Sooooooo great. I truly think I could get off to this pic. Show us more bump, Jess!!!
So, so pathetic.
December 29, 2007 at 2:13 am by Evil Beet
Jess left the gym on Wednesday in a tight shirt, giving paps a view of that baby bump.
You know what’s really sad?
That’s just kind of what my stomach normally looks like. But on stick-thin Jessica, it’s obviously a baby bump. She’s also sporting some crazy acne. That’s hot.
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December 28, 2007 at 12:40 am by Evil Beet
Here’s Jess shopping at the Grove the day after Christmas. You can’t really see the bump in any of these pictures. Dammit.
She spent the afternoon picking up items at Banana Republic, The Apple Store and finished up at Nordstroms before she and her friend headed back to her Toyota Prius.
She drives a Prius?
How very socially conscious of her. I’d totally drive a hybrid car, if they weren’t ugly and if they came in SUVs.
December 26, 2007 at 3:50 pm by Evil Beet
You guys, Christmas so totally came early this year!
Jessica Alba showed off her baby bump after having lunch in Beverly Hills with some friends.
Baby bump, baby bump, baby bump!!!
December 19, 2007 at 12:26 am by Evil Beet
I love shit like this.
I have no idea where Us Magazine gets off polling its readers on whether Jessica Alba will make a good mom.
But they think she will.
Okay, okay, I have one for you guys: