Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Jessica Alba

Strawberry Shortcake’s Daughter: All Grown Up!

Jessica Alba, Honor Alba Warren

I’m just kidding!  Jessica Alba has gone red.  What do you think of it?

I think I’ve said this before, but as a rule I think women look best when their hair color is somewhere in the range of what they were born with.  Jessica has such a beautiful, dark complexion — she’s so striking — and red (pink?) doesn’t do her any favors, in my opinion.

Alba was out and about in Bev Hills today with her Adorable — yes, she is Adorable with a capital A — daughter, Honor Marie.  Honor is clearly at that stage that all kids reach where they discover they can move themselves from point A to point B and will no longer tolerate being toted around.  God, I hate that stage.

I ::Heart:: the Paparazzi (Oh and Jessica Alba Got a Speeding Ticket)

Jessica Alba got pulled over for a minor traffic ticket this weekend, and it was caught on tape, but definitely the best part of this vid is listening to the paparazzi be assholes to each other. If you’ve never had the opportunity to watch a bunch of paparazzi in a group, it’s an experience not to be missed. They’re always like this. Seriously if you make a trip to LA, don’t bother actually eating at the Ivy (it’s overpriced and the food sucks), just stand outside and listen to the paparazzi talk shit to each other. It’s hilarious.