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29BumpWatch: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Baby Bump Pictures, Leaving the Gym

Jessica Alba Baby Bump and Acne Pictures, Leaving the Gym

Jess left the gym on Wednesday in a tight shirt, giving paps a view of that baby bump.

You know what’s really sad?

That’s just kind of what my stomach normally looks like. But on stick-thin Jessica, it’s obviously a baby bump. She’s also sporting some crazy acne. That’s hot.

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December 28, 2007 at 12:40 am by Evil Beet
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5BumpWatch: Jessica Alba

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Here’s Jess shopping at the Grove the day after Christmas. You can’t really see the bump in any of these pictures. Dammit.

She spent the afternoon picking up items at Banana Republic, The Apple Store and finished up at Nordstroms before she and her friend headed back to her Toyota Prius.

She drives a Prius?

How very socially conscious of her. I’d totally drive a hybrid car, if they weren’t ugly and if they came in SUVs.

December 26, 2007 at 3:50 pm by Evil Beet
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16BABY BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Alba Pregnant Baby Bump Pictures, Photos

You guys, Christmas so totally came early this year!

Jessica Alba showed off her baby bump after having lunch in Beverly Hills with some friends.

Baby bump, baby bump, baby bump!!!

December 19, 2007 at 12:26 am by Evil Beet
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3BREAKING: 8000 People Who’ve Never Met Jessica Alba Think She’ll Make a Good Mom

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I love shit like this.

I run polls on here, but it’s always stuff you guys are remotely qualified to answer. Questions like, “Who’s hotter?” or “Would you go to a male brothel?” or “What is a chode?

I have no idea where Us Magazine gets off polling its readers on whether Jessica Alba will make a good mom.

But they think she will.

Okay, okay, I have one for you guys:

Is Britney Spears a good mom?
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December 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm by Evil Beet
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6Jessica Alba Preggers?????

Jessica Alba Pregnant by Cash Warren

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are expecting their first baby together in late spring or early summer.

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Unwed mothers are the new black.

I need to get pregnant. This childless thing is so 2006.

December 12, 2007 at 10:10 am by Evil Beet

1Love It or Hate It?

Jessica Alba at Premiere of Awake in New York

Jessica Alba at Premiere of Awake in New York City NYC

Jessica Alba attends the premiere of her new movie, Awake, in NYC.

Jessica Alba's Dress: Love It or Hate It?
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November 15, 2007 at 6:05 am by Evil Beet
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