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Jesse Metcalfe

‘DALLAS’ RETURNS!

Somewhere, somehow, somebody convinced a roomful of executives that a reboot of Dallas would be the ultimate in Exciting Television. The Powerpoint presentation, probably: “Good...

When Pectoral Muscles Go Awry

Jesse Metcalfe shot to fame as Gabrielle’s hot gardner/adultery partner on ‘Desperate Housewives’. He spent an inordinate amount of time shirtless looking a bit like...

Still Partying

“Rehabbed” “star” Jesse Metcalfe hits up Les Deux last night. Clearly he’s taking the Lindsay Lohan approach to sobriety.