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Jesse Metcalfe

‘DALLAS’ RETURNS!

Somewhere, somehow, somebody convinced a roomful of executives that a reboot of Dallas would be the ultimate in Exciting Television. The Powerpoint presentation, probably: “Good afternoon. We recently asked ourselves, ‘Selves, what dead franchise from the 1970s and ’80s can we reanimate?’ And then we began to wonder which...

When Pectoral Muscles Go Awry

Jesse Metcalfe shot to fame as Gabrielle’s hot gardner/adultery partner on ‘Desperate Housewives’. He spent an inordinate amount of time shirtless looking a bit like this:      But now that Jesse has “relaxed’ a bit, he looks like this:   His once taut pecs have now puckered into the sweetest of man boobs. No one...