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Jesse James

3Jesse James Spread His Seed and I’ll Be Damned, Some Of It Started to Grow

The visual behind that statement is almost too much nasty in one sentence to even comprehend.

News is emerging regarding James and his harem of hos and it has to do with a baby. And a mistress. And lots of dirty, grimy unprotected sex, obviously.

A source comes forward and confirms to RadarOnline that James did, indeed, father a child through one of his ladies-in-waiting. The same sources allege that he knew about it, too. While the woman claims that she “didn’t have the baby,” she made no bones about hanging the fact over James’ head and publicly ragging about it.

I just hope that yet another girlfriend doesn’t come forward claiming the same thing … he allowed his dogs to fight to the almost-death, why not his unborn babies?

Scumbag.

Sandy, really, when you finally put this douchetard behind you … do not — do not — look back.

April 2, 2010 at 11:24 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jesse James

16Like a Pack of Wild Animals

Sandra Bullock has been in the tabloids the past month more than I recall her being in them in the history of her career, and so that means she’s officially the paparazzi’s meal ticket. Sandy and a friend were trying to leave a Beverly Hills home last night and were completely mobbed by photographers. She was covered entirely in what looked like tapestries that she got at a Phish show, but you know that TMZ set is relentless. Normally I can’t complain about invasive “reporting” or whatever you want to call it because, duh! I work at a gossip blog, but IMHO, this is crossing the line.

Sandra Bullock’s has got to be seriously traumatized right now and you know riding around in that poor excuse for an invisibility cloak isn’t helping anything. What do we need? Photos of her being sad? We know she’s sad. Photos of her getting boned and owned by some sexy stud and the best rebound story imaginable? Maybe that I would enjoy but still know deep down is none of my business, you know? Let a woman heal. She didn’t ask for this. One.

April 1, 2010 at 3:28 pm by Molls

30Wash, Rinse, Repeat

We’re on to Phase 3 of the now-standard Hollywood sex scandal: Rehab! Jesse James’ rep spoke exclusively to People Magazine and said, “Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.” The rep also stated that attending rehab was Jesse’s own idea. I would imagine that that’s probably because his wife’s not even talking to him.

We’ve seen David Duchovny, Tiger Woods and Russell Brand head to treatment just for their compulsion to bone everything in sight, but I’m not sure that this is actual treatment as much as it’s a good way to save face in public. Sandra’s moved out, he’s had alleged affairs with four women, and he’s been tied to white supremacy. It’s obvious that this guy has to do something to clean up his life, so let’s hope that this “treatment facility” gets the job done.

March 31, 2010 at 10:06 am by Molls

31We Need To Back Off Of Michelle ‘Bombsell’ McGee

Michelle “Bombsell” McGee has been called a lot of names recently for being the first woman to come out and say that she was sleeping with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, but a “bad businesswoman” will not be one of them! The tattoo model’s website launched today (NSFW, but MichelleBombshell.com) and in addition to $9.95 “sneak-a-peek” at the naughty goodies that are yet to come, there’s also a statement that was posted by her webmaster:

“To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption. We were caught off guard, but we will have our full pay-site up in the next couple weeks.

We…know that the entire world is waiting to hear from Michelle regarding all of the extreme bullshit that is being thrown around out there. We DO NOT tolerate any racism, bigotry or hateful promotion…Soon Michelle will be able to clear the air in her first interview since this scandal broke.”

You gotta love that they’re like, “If we were trying to ruin Jesse James’ life, we’d at least be making money off of it.” That reasoning actually endears me to Michelle quite a bit. I have to say, I kind of believe the girl. She has a small-town nobody vibe about her, she meets someone famous off MySpace who says that he’s split from his A-list wife, of course she’s going to carry on an affair with him and then feel hurt when she sees that he was lying. Sure, a more reasonable person maybe wouldn’t be so gullible and emotionally open to a glorified MySpace hook up, but we all know someone in our own lives that falls for shit like this and we feel badly for them because they’re kind of pathetic and lack dignity. I don’t think that makes her a bad person, just a semi-troubled one.

March 30, 2010 at 11:07 am by Molls

13Bombshell McGee Doesn’t Give an Eff About What You Think

And it’s supposedly not even due to the fact that she’s an anarchy-loving, Nazi-supporting sadist … this is just the way she “rolls.”

Previously, McGee, who is Mistress #1 in the Jesse James scandal, came forward and admitted that she only involved herself with James to support her family. Now, after God-knows-how-long of supplying James with all the free curdled milk he could get from that dirty cow, she’s getting fed up with the publicity that she so willingly brought down upon herself.

Bombshell took to both her Twitter and Facebook accounts on Friday night and had plenty of wise words and gems of insight for all of you haters:

“For all you internet warriors on here talking sh!t … it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard … So get off your God dam high horse, your sh!t don’t smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone … in other words F*%K YOU!”

Come on, now. Don’t judge the bitch. She’s only had an affair with a married man, exposed her lifelong love of anything Nazi and genocide and claimed to be part of the White Supremacy Movement. Dude, what’s there to judge?  McGee’s right … Get up on off your high horses.

She’s just like America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock … just, you know, without the tattoos.

March 28, 2010 at 10:33 am by Sarah

23Sandra Bullocks’s Weird, Pre-Cognitive Advice to Elin Nordegren

If you don’t remember, Sandra Bullock was one of the multitudes of celebrities that were interviewed weeks ago regarding the Tiger Woods Transgressions and she — thankfully — didn’t let Tiger off the hook as easily as some others did.

Bullock spoke to The Insider at the People’s Choice Awards back in January and was asked by Insider‘s Niecy Nash regarding her take on the gratuitous amount of Tiger’s affairs and the allegations that Elin beat the snot out of Tiger because of them:

“If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did … I would have kept hitting!”

When prompted to clarify the obvious, Bullock stated:

“Yeah, [Elin] stopped.  She was respectable.  I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”

Kind of eerie, don’t you think, Sandy?  Is that why you’re in hiding, now? Gearing up that old swinging arm for one last date in hell?  After four alleged mistresses have come forward — I guess that’s the thing to do nowadays — I’d be there right with you, doll.

I’m not one to condone violence, but hell … if my husband cheated on me with as many subway sluts as James and Woods have put together, you can bet that someone would sure be walking slinking away with a few broken bones.  

March 26, 2010 at 6:59 am by Sarah