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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Would Help Jesse James Destroy His Marriage All Over Again

Shocker! Michelle “Bombsell” McGee, the tattoo model who was the first to publicly admit to an affair with Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband, Jesse James is saying that she has absolutely no regrets about their tryst.

From the HeraldSun:

The 32-year-old, in Sydney for the annual SexPo exhibition which kicks off tomorrow, conceded she “wasn’t the one who broke a vow”, saying James had lied to her about his marital status and that she would like to sit down with Blind Side star Bullock to discuss what happened.

McGee also admitted she had tried to shelter her two children, Avery, 6, and Elijah, 12, from the scandal she admitted to in March.

“I have been very careful not to have my kids photographed by the paparazzi and to keep them away from all of it, but my 12-year-old is old enough to understand,” she said. “I would do it all over again if I had the chance.”

Nothing about this is surprising. We’ve known this woman was a famewhore on a mission since day one. The fact that she would put her son through all of this again is just another example of how destructive she is.

And her and Sandy ever sitting down to discuss the incident? Maybe in her next life…

If Kat Von D is Really Pregnant With Jesse James’ Child, I Will Eat My Hat

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And by ‘eat my hat,’ I clearly mean ‘eat a gun,’ but didn’t think it was entirely appropriate to blast the words EAT A GUN! in the headline of this post. I mean, some of you are at work, and a headline of such nature would surely attract the boss’s attention (unless you are the boss, and in that case, kudos to you). I’m not looking to get anyone fired today, you know.

Anyway, Celebrity-Gossip.net is reporting that Kat Von D just might be pregnant, and the father of said zygote is none other than Jesse James. I mean, yeah, Von D could very well be carrying the child of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, because I’ve heard that Nazi reproductive organs can do some pretty creepy telepathic things, but I’m sort of doubting that.

What are they basing their speculation upon, you’re wondering? The apparent “baby bump” that Von D was sporting when the couple went public with their hand-holding and sloppy-smooching last week, which we covered here at EB.

But me?  Nah.  I don’t think it’s a baby bump. I think Kat just likes to eat entire cans of Pringles (ranch, notably, as they’re my favorite and fuck, this is my half-baked explanation) on the couch while she and Jesse play Scrabble and Sudoku night in and night out.

Your thoughts — is Kat carrying the spawn of Satan Jesse, or is the absurd rumor mill at it again? Check out the photos and decide for yourself.

Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Officially On

TMZ has scored some exclusive photos of America’s Hottest Couple (ahem), and they are just as good as you’d expect them to be. I mean, it looks like Jesse’s put on some eat-yourself-sick-because-your-cash-cow’s-gone pounds, and it kind of looks like he’s trying to substitute his ex-wife with what’s really just a poor man’s Sandra Bullock, but hey. Everyone’s gotta just do their thing, right?  Jeez.

Images courtesy of TMZ

Kat Von D Confirms That She’s Banging Jesse James

And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts — about the tweet; shame on you. Who’d have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? — so she removed the tweet.

OK then.

That’s the oldest trick in the book, girl. You’re slinging Jesse’s anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck’s sake.

Enjoy!

Jesse James is Dating Again

Well, it’s apparent that if you’re a ‘tough girl,’ are into body art, and like stars on your face, you have a shot with Jesse James. ‘Cause evidently, Jesse was spotted out with a new girlfriend this past weekend and it was none other than Kat Von D, queen of tattoos and punk rawkness, just like Dita Von Teese is queen of porcelain skin and burlesque.

Awesome. … For Jesse.

I know that, you know, everyone deserves love in some way, shape, or form, but what the hell is a self-respecting woman doing, crawling into Jesse James’ bed before the stank of Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee has even been cleansed from his penis? Does that shit ever even come off? I just threw up in my mouth. For real.

In all reality, the two were photographed having dinner together somewhere in Las Vegas. If Kat has any concept of sexual health — or scruples to not get involved with a man who cheats and cheats and cheats — then it was purely business. And that was the direction I was leaning towards.

But yet. But yet. The two were said to have exited the restaurant later in the night holding hands. And that shot my hopeful theory all to hell. I know that sometimes people hold hands because they’re friends, it’s your mom, because it’s chic, and because Americans like to be like Europeans with their trendy traditions, but Jesse James? He knows as much about class and polish as he does about marriage vows.

Well, That Was Quick

Sandy and Jesse's Divorce is Official

Just as quickly as their marriage fell apart in front of our eyes, Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are officially divorced. That seems ridiculously quick. Normally divorces seem to drag on for years, but it’s only been a few months since Sandy announced that she would be leaving Jesse as a result of his infidelity.

The divorce paperwork cited “has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities,” as the reason for the demise of their marriage. I feel like that’s putting Jesse’s behavior lightly. I wonder if Sandra purposefully went easy on her ex-husband in order to speed up the process and wash her hands of it.

Either way, I’m sure this past week has been one of the worst of Jesse’s life. Good.

Judge Agrees That Jesse James’ Little Girl Is Just As Safe With a Porn Star As She Is With Him

Jesse James has been fighting his ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, over their shared custody of their daughter Sunny for quite some time, but it looks like his efforts to keep his little girl away from his ex aren’t working anymore. Wow, it’s as if Jesse James has lost all credibility or something.

From RadarOnline:

After a session in closed chambers, Commissioner Thomas Schulte decided Janine would get interim visits until the next court hearing on July 12. He declined to say whether those would be monitored or not. However, when she left the court, Janine told RadarOnline.com that she was “happy” with the decision.

Lindemulder and James were at odds over the terms of her visits with Sunny. Janine wanted them to be unsupervised while Jesse preferred that the visits be monitored.

While I’d hope it’s not entirely true, it does seem like Jesse’s character being called into question in light of his cheating scandal and that Janine is being given a chance she doesn’t deserve. Jesse is absolutely right to keep his daughter away from her mother, who reportedly is completely and legitimately insane. Even though she and Jesse are no longer together, Sandra Bullock has said it’s important to her that his children stay in her life. Perhaps she’ll be able to provide some sort of support and balance for this little girl.