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3Don’t You Have to Have Blood Tests to Do Stuff Like This in Certain States?

photo of kat von d and jesse james engaged pictures

Or rabies shots or something? Because I don’t know if I’m all that comfortable with Kat Von D and Jesse James getting married without them.

I know, it’s none of my business, love is blind, and for fuck’s sake, at least James isn’t marrying Bombshell McGee, but I’m still pretty shaken up nevertheless.

But hey – congratulations to the couple on your upcoming nuptials, and may you have many years of marital bliss. I know how important those vows are to the both of you, so get at it, crazy kids, and have a couple of kids yourselves while you’re at it. Why not choke the living shit of happiness out of each and every single individual you can in the process? You go, guys!

Also, check out the photo of the ring in the gallery. It was probably ‘borrowed’ off of Sandra Bullock’s grandmother. I mean, couldn’t you just see these two desecrating a grave and then, shucks, I don’t know, having sex atop the overturned casket? Bad image, oh man and what the fuck … get out of my head before I turn off the goddamned internet.  OUT.

January 20, 2011 at 10:00 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jesse James, Kat Von D

2Caption This: The Ever Classy Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Licks Sandra Bullock

A photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Are you taking notes, guys? This is the picture of elegance and grace.  The face tattoos, the hot new “I’m about to have surgery on my eye” look, the licking of the photo of the woman whose husband you slept with.  Bombshell’s got the hot tip, everybody, so get ready, because 2011 is definitely going to be the year of trashy.

Photo via TMZ

January 15, 2011 at 12:00 pm by Emily

2Sandra Bullock is Spending Christmas With Her Ex-Husband

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are 100% dunzo, but Sandy is keeping her promise to stay involved in the lives of his children, whom she was very close to during their marriage. According to an interview with Jesse’s ex, Janine Lindemulder, Sandra is planning on spending her her Christmas with her ex and the kids:

Sandra Bullock is planning to spend the Christmas holidays in Austin, Texas with [Jesse James]. And it’s all for the benefit of her adopted son, Louis, and Jesse’s three children, Chandler, 14, Jesse Jr., 12, and Sunny, 6.

“Sandra is making plans for a Christmas reunion for Louis and her former stepkids, so they can spend time together and bond,” a family insider tells In Touch. “And she’s agreed to allow Jesse to come, as well…

“Sandra wants to make sure Louis grows up knowing Jesse’s children, so she is willing to put the past behind her for the sake of the kids.

“Sandra knows that having Jesse’s family in Louis’ life is good for him… so she’s opening her home and her heart to the children, inviting them to visit at Christmastime.”

This makes me love Sandra even more. After the year that she went through with Jesse, I can’t imagine that spending the holidays with him will be very easy, but I can also imagine that if she wasn’t there, it would be hard on the kids. You gotta respect a woman who will do what she has to do for the sake of her children, right?

December 11, 2010 at 10:59 am by Molls

6Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Would Help Jesse James Destroy His Marriage All Over Again

Shocker! Michelle “Bombsell” McGee, the tattoo model who was the first to publicly admit to an affair with Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband, Jesse James is saying that she has absolutely no regrets about their tryst.

From the HeraldSun:

The 32-year-old, in Sydney for the annual SexPo exhibition which kicks off tomorrow, conceded she “wasn’t the one who broke a vow”, saying James had lied to her about his marital status and that she would like to sit down with Blind Side star Bullock to discuss what happened.

McGee also admitted she had tried to shelter her two children, Avery, 6, and Elijah, 12, from the scandal she admitted to in March.

“I have been very careful not to have my kids photographed by the paparazzi and to keep them away from all of it, but my 12-year-old is old enough to understand,” she said. “I would do it all over again if I had the chance.”

Nothing about this is surprising. We’ve known this woman was a famewhore on a mission since day one. The fact that she would put her son through all of this again is just another example of how destructive she is.

And her and Sandy ever sitting down to discuss the incident? Maybe in her next life…

October 16, 2010 at 1:31 pm by Molls

11If Kat Von D is Really Pregnant With Jesse James’ Child, I Will Eat My Hat

photo of jesse james and new girlfriend kat von d at wonderland gallery opening is kat von d pregnant pictures photos baby bumps

And by ‘eat my hat,’ I clearly mean ‘eat a gun,’ but didn’t think it was entirely appropriate to blast the words EAT A GUN! in the headline of this post. I mean, some of you are at work, and a headline of such nature would surely attract the boss’s attention (unless you are the boss, and in that case, kudos to you). I’m not looking to get anyone fired today, you know.

Anyway, is reporting that Kat Von D just might be pregnant, and the father of said zygote is none other than Jesse James. I mean, yeah, Von D could very well be carrying the child of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, because I’ve heard that Nazi reproductive organs can do some pretty creepy telepathic things, but I’m sort of doubting that.

What are they basing their speculation upon, you’re wondering? The apparent “baby bump” that Von D was sporting when the couple went public with their hand-holding and sloppy-smooching last week, which we covered here at EB.

But me?  Nah.  I don’t think it’s a baby bump. I think Kat just likes to eat entire cans of Pringles (ranch, notably, as they’re my favorite and fuck, this is my half-baked explanation) on the couch while she and Jesse play Scrabble and Sudoku night in and night out.

Your thoughts — is Kat carrying the spawn of Satan Jesse, or is the absurd rumor mill at it again? Check out the photos and decide for yourself.

September 9, 2010 at 8:24 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jesse James, Kat Von D

9Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Officially On

TMZ has scored some exclusive photos of America’s Hottest Couple (ahem), and they are just as good as you’d expect them to be. I mean, it looks like Jesse’s put on some eat-yourself-sick-because-your-cash-cow’s-gone pounds, and it kind of looks like he’s trying to substitute his ex-wife with what’s really just a poor man’s Sandra Bullock, but hey. Everyone’s gotta just do their thing, right?  Jeez.

Images courtesy of TMZ

August 31, 2010 at 8:00 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jesse James, Kat Von D