The people in charge of the hilarious travesty Jersey Shore are working on a very similar show. Except instead of fist-pumping* guidos and guidettes, there will be rednecks. Doron Ofir...
The preview for Jersey Miami Shore has finally hit the Internet, and, although a lot of it is exactly the hyperbolic dreck you were expecting, there is some potential for awesomeness.
First... OK, I don’t want to joke about herpes because I actually think that it’s WAY more common than anyone believes it to be, and while it would for sure be sucky if you got it... Call Willy Wonka, ’cause his favorite Oompa Loompa has escaped the compound and is now recording videos on shitty webcams, looking for love.
Jersey Shore‘s favorite poof-haired... Let’s just review the facts about the kids on Jersey Shore: 1) They’re white trash (sorry if that offends you, but be real), 2) They suddenly have money to burn, and 3)... Jersey Shore didn’t “claim another victim” as in they recruited another member, by the way. They didn’t kill someone either. They just have new assault charges... Yeah, well. I’m not.
Spencer Pratt is indeed shopping around this reality show that he’s developed with Emilio Masella. You know, Snooki’s ex-boyfriend that she dumped... The Jersey Shore cast is still in South Beach filming the second season of their hit (pun intended) reality show, but that doesn’t mean that they’re not still up to the same... Lady luck found us some lovely photos of Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley yesterday, otherwise known in the seedy bar scene as “JWoww.”
Woww rocked an orange-y sun dress kind... We don’t know Nicole “Snooki Nudes” Polizzi as the classiest lady and the details of her most recent break-up aren’t exactly helping her change that rep. The... I’ve got bad news for all you Jersey Shore enthusiasts out there, and no, it’s not that we still haven’t found any more Snooki nudes. You guys, at the rate things are... Better get on that shit, like, stat.
Jersey Shore‘s intent on having more tools than your neighborhood hardware store … and their ploy is a clever one.
The MTV producers...
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