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Jeremy Renner’s wife is extorting him over a sex tape

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Jeremy Renner‘s wife, Sonny Pacheco, decided she wanted a divorce a few months back – not that long after they actually got married. The whole situation was a bit bizarre, with Sonni claiming that Jeremy had stolen her passport, birth certificate and social security card and insisting that he return it so they could get their marriage over with. However, things have taken another bizarre turn now, with Jeremy saying that Sonni extorted him over some supposed sex tape if he didn’t follow through on his promise to get her a green card. Yikes.

From TMZ:

Renner is in the middle of a bitter child custody fight over their nearly 2-year-old daughter Ava. Sonni Pacheco’s gunning for primary custody of their child and wants more than $13K a month in child support.

Jeremy has been sharing 50/50 custody since they split up in December.

In Jeremy’s new legal docs — obtained by TMZ — Jeremy says Sonni repeatedly admitted she married him to get a green card and financial stability. He claims she repeatedly told their roommate Jeremy should be nice to her and not fight her on the green card or money issues or she’d release the embarrassing videos to TMZ … By the way, TMZ never spoke with her and we wouldn’t post such videos.

Jeremy says there are multiple issues of bad parenting on Sonni’s part, the worst of which was back in September when he was on location and she left their kid alone in the house for 15 minutes. She went in an Uber to party and never checked to see if someone was at home to care for Ava.

Their roommate filed a declaration saying Sonni smokes and drinks and in fact stopped breast feeding because she felt guilty she was drinking alcohol.

The roommate also claims Sonni did coke during a vacation right after Ava was born.

What the hell? This is so insane. I’m also kind of confused, because how does she have a social security card if she’s not a US citizen? And if Jeremy was happy to end the relationship, why did he want her paperwork? Wouldn’t he WANT her to get deported? I mean, besides the fact that she would take their child with her, of course.

Finally, who on EARTH would ever want to see a Jeremy Renner sex tape? No thank you.

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Jeremy Renner’s wife wants a divorce already

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The last we reported on Jeremy Renner, he was having a baby with his ex-girlfriend, Sonni Pacheco. That was all the way back in 2013, and since then, he actually married her. I’m sure it was true love that was meant to last forever, right? Well, incidentally, Sonni wants out of the marriage less than a year after it started. Uh oh!

From TMZ:

According to docs filed earlier this month, Renner’s wife Sonni Pacheco is seeking the split over irreconcilable differences — but get this … she’s demanding he return her stolen passport, birth certificate and SS card.

The couple just copped to their secret marriage back in September … and every indication is the break-up will be nasty.

In her divorce docs … Pacheco says they have a prenup, but adds it should be torn up because it was based on fraud. There’s no further detail about what she means by “fraud.”

Pacheco wants the moon … she’s asking for spousal support and physical custody of their 1-year-old daughter, Ava Berlin. She’s also looking to use the Range Rover until the smoke clears, and for Renner to pony up her rent and moving expenses.

Huh, well that seems a bit crazy. Where the hell is the girl’s passport, birth certificate and social security card? What’s the “fraud” situation all about? What’s with Jeremy Renner’s hair… like, seriously? So many unanswered questions…

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Jeremy Renner and His (Ex?) Girlfriend Person Had a Baby!

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Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco – a woman with whom he certainly had sex but may or may not have ever actually otherwise been involved with – have had a baby! Hurrah! It was announced on Friday that the pair had become parents to a little girl named Ava Berlin Renner on March 28, with Renner’s publicist issuing the following statement:

“They are beyond thrilled. Mother and daughter are doing great.”

The only thing that’s missing here is an “over the moon” and I think the circle would be complete.

Jeremy’s not the first star to knock a lady up that he’s not actually with, and it’s no surprise, given his penchant for popping Viagra. An “insider” told US Weekly that he’s going to be a “great dad” and added at the time that Renner was trying to keep shit under wraps but Sonni wasn’t hiding the fact that she was expecting a child. Would be kind of hard to hide the fact that you’re growing a person inside you, but whatever. I guess it would upset him since this is the same guy who broke up with girlfriend Jess Macallan because she wanted to be an actress and took all the attention off wittle bitty Jeremy:

“That was part of the issue,” Renner explained of Macallan, who is now married. “I was going through the Hurt Locker campaign and she’s like, ‘Where do I get headshots?’”

Anyway, here’s to the “thrilled” non-couple!

Quotables: Don’t Worry, Jeremy Renner Hates the Kardashians, Too

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“Oh, all those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everybody knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people.”

This would be, yes, the very same Jeremy Renner who takes Viagra when he clearly means to take Ambien, and who has been rumored to be one of Tom Cruise’s alleged many gay partners. And this statement, guys, makes up for all of the silliness of “accidentally” taking a penis-engorging drug on international flights, and *almost* makes up for the indubitably poor taste in men if he did, indeed, have a hot, sexual tryst with … ugh, Tom Cruise.

He hates the Kardashians, guys, and that makes up for almost anything*.

*Almost. The Tom Cruise thing? There are way, way hotter and more appealing closeted gay men out there than the allegedly-gay Tom Cruise, come on.

Jeremy Renner Takes Viagra on Long Flights

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From Us:

During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! July 24, The Bourne Legacy actor, 41, regaled the audience with an unforgettable tale about his recent travel troubles.

“A lot of times when I’m on the plane, I have to sleep. And I’m not a good sleeper on the plane,” the single star admitted. “I had to fly from London to Los Angeles for dinner, and then get right back on a plane to London. That’s 10 to 12 hours. I had to get off the plane go to work, so I had to sleep on the plane.”

To help him rest, “somebody gave me some pills, like Ambien. So I took a little sleeping pill, popped it and realized nothing’s happening — but something else was happening!” Renner recalled. “I realized very quickly that the ‘A’ was actually a little ‘V’ on the pill. Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, but there was. . . ‘camping’ . . . happening!”

“Somebody gave you a Viagra instead of Ambien?” host Jimmy Kimmel, 44, asked in disbelief. “First of all, you need a new doctor or new friends.”

Renner admitted that he “was really embarrassed” by the incident, but luckily, most of the other passengers “were sleeping.”

“The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke,” Renner added. “They were like, ‘Can we get you anything, Mr. Renner?’ ‘Yeah, funny,’” he told them. “‘Ice! Ice!’”

So, um. That’s Jeremy Renner’s really awkward penis airline story.