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3Jenny McCarthy and New Kids on the Block’s Donnie Wahlberg Are A Thing

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Stranger things have happened, I suppose, than Jenny McCarthy hooking up with Donnie Wahlberg – the lesser brother, naturally – but that’s exactly what’s happened. The pair are apparently having a lovely time dating each other and I suppose that’s fine because we all want someone to come home to… or something.

From People:

In a coupling you only thought possible in a nostalgic 1990s-era dream, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are dating, PEOPLE has learned – even if they are taking things Step by Step.

Steamy sparks flew between them in late March when New Kids on the Block and Blue Bloods star Wahlberg, 43, made an innuendo-filled appearance on her self-titled VH1 talk show.

The duo provocatively sucked on red lollipops while McCarthy, 40, asked “Do you talk dirty while you’re having sex?”

“I do,” he replied.

“You do – but some guys do it wrong,” she replied.

“Yeah, I don’t do it wrong,” he said seductively, as McCarthy looked as though she needed some air.

McCarthy referenced the red-hot appearance in a blog she posted in advance of the episode on Chicago Splash.

“Let’s just say we visually give 50 Shades of Grey a run for its money,” she writes. “It gets steamy. I mean like really steamy. Being turned on by a guy is always fun but to have it legitimately happen to you on TV is to be turned back into a 12-year-old. By the time we get into the groundbreaking interview, my face turns fifty shades of RED.”

I don’t understand any of this but to be honest, I’m kinda too tired to care. I forgot Donnie Wahlberg was even a thing. And Jenny McCarthy I only remember because she’s shilling for a hamburger joint now. Love comes from unexpected places, I guess.

 

July 14, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

3Jenny McCarthy Is Modeling For A Hamburger Chain Now

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When Jenny McCarthy isn’t staging interventions and crusading against immunizations for children, she’s… modeling for a hamburger chain. That’s right, Carl’s Jr. has secured the in-demand star (LOL) as the face of some of their new shitty salads. Lord almighty.

Here’s what Jenny had to say about the lucrative and not at all hilarious deal (from US Weekly):

“I’m excited to be the new Carl’s Jr. salad babe. I’m loving all the ingredients in their new salad,” McCarthy tells Us. “Each bite is scrumptious and a little nutty. Reminds me of a few exes I’ve dated.”

LOL a little nutty! Get it?! Shut up.

In any case, apparently this isn’t even a new thing. This was an actual aspiration for Jenny – she’s been TURNED DOWN by Carl’s Jr once before! HAHAHA! Proof:


Oh man. Dark days, people. I’ve only ever eaten at Carl’s Jr once. We don’t get them on the East Coast (and certainly not over in the UK), but I was in San Francisco a couple of years ago and I hadn’t eaten anything but a granola bar since the day before and it was 11pm, so I picked up a cheeseburger on the way to the hotel I was staying out before passing out asleep. I woke up 2 hours later and threw it up. Happy eating!

June 18, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Jenny McCarthy

8Best, Worst, And WTF Of 2013 Billboard Awards Red Carpet

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(Jennifer Morrison)

Ke$ha showed us her butt on the red carpet at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards so it seemed unlikely that anyone could top that awful WTF-ery, and yet, it was managed. Who did it? Click to find out. But first (pun intended), Jennifer Morrison’s butt:

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BEST:  Hayden Panettiere and Emmy Rossum.
WORST: Click to find out.
WTF: Just, so very many.

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May 20, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

13Amanda Bynes Poses Topless; Jenny McCarthy Starts Bizarre Rumor About Her

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I’ve known Jenny McCarthy is bonkers since she started telling parents not to vaccinate their kids a few years back, but last night she took shit to a whole new level of bonkers as she took to Twitter to claim that police had swarmed Amanda Bynes‘ apartment in New York – news that she got from a “publicist” who’s apparently really a realtor (?) and a story that literally no one else confirmed and/or reported. This came just a few hours after Amanda took her hiker a few more notches up Crazy Mountain and posted two new selfies sans bra (nips covered, natch).

Here’s how it went down on Jenny’s Twitter:

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She’ll probably remove all that shit later, but you know I ‘ve got screencaps on my desktop, girl.

Anyway, this story literally makes zero sense. First of all, what does any of this have to do with Jenny McCarthy? Second of all, why in the hell would this publicist/realtor or whoever the hell he is have this “info” that not even TMZ has confirmed (and they are on top of their shit)? Third of all, just why? Why?

So, were the police at Amanda’s place last night? Probably not. And if they were, it was probably a prank or some asshole “PR” person phoning them because they “want to help” (ie spread bullshit stories like this).

UPDATE!! Amanda has responded to Jenny on Twitter in one of the most hilarious mini-rants ever:


UPDATE UPDATE!: Somehow, Amanda and Jenny have made up?


Oh, dear. I love that Amanda’s always calling people “ugly” and that she called Jenny an old lady! God, this girl needs help (but I sorta love it). Anyway, for getting to the end of this post, here’s a treat: (more…)

May 2, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

2Quotables: Jenny McCarthy is Great at Making People Think She’s a Twit

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I found myself holding a tree to brace myself. The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping!

Jenny McCarthy on what it was like one time when she did Ecstasy and found herself lost (?) in a forest (?).

You know, all snark aside, I think Jenny McCarthy might be one of the most obnoxious celebrities we talk about here at Evil Beet Gossip. Seriously. I know some of you guys might completely disagree, and say that someone like Snooki or Kim Kardashian (or even Courtney Stodden) is the most obnoxious celebrity on EB, but I have defenses for them, guys. Snooki has maybe learned her lesson, and despite the fact that she’s on a probation of sorts when it comes to being a real person, she’s making it. Kim Kardashian? Well. We all know just how trashy Kim-girl is, but you’d never catch her admitting (out loud … publicly … ) that she was used as a urinal for Brandy’s younger brother. No, Kim’s way too good at pretending to be classy to outright admit what a piece of garbage she really is. As for Courtney Stodden, guys, she’s an eighteen-year-old girl. She’s still practically a kid. Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt here and hope that she’s laughing at her eighteen-year-old self thirty years from now, all the wiser.

No, Jenny McCarthy is, like, the worst of all three of these chicks combined, and you want to know how? Because she’s like the version of Courtney Stodden that we all wish never happens—the one that grows up to be … well, just the way Courtney Stodden is now.

How do *you* feel about Jenny, and who do you think is the most obnoxious celebrity on the site?

November 9, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Jenny McCarthy

27UPDATED: Yeah, Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Shoot Was REAL Classy

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Remember how Jenny McCarthy said the other day that her newest Playboy photo spread was so classy that it could actually be featured in W magazine? LOL ON THAT! Oh my God, has she ever even picked up a copy of W? I found the pictures, and let me tell you—they are far, far, far from classy. I’d go as far as to say that they’re treading profusely in deep “seedy” waters, and classy isn’t even in the same pool.

Jump in to check out Jenny’s NSFW “classy” nudie shoot. And then stick in your skankbank and forget it ever happened, OK?

Update: One of our lovely commenters was genteel enough to point out that this actually *isn’t* Jenny McCarthy’s latest Playboy shoot, but an older one. My bad! The commenter goes by Idiot Please and has a history of posting nasty things under various names, but what Idiot Please doesn’t realize is that I CAN SEE YOUR IP ADDRESS. You’re not fooling anyone.

Here’s a censored-ish photo from Jenny’s shoot that should tide you over ’til we get the right ones.

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And in the meantime? There ARE still nudes after the jump. Jesus, some people are just so damn hard to please.

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June 29, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jenny McCarthy
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