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Jenny McCarthy “feels transgender inside” and wants her son to be gay so he can do her hair

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Jenny McCarthy has been a bit of a bumbling idiot for a while now, so it’s no surprise that her idiocy continues to grow as time passes. You’d have thought that the whole “vaccinations are for dummies” debacle would have been the stupidest thing she’d spout off about, but alas… it gets worse. What now, then? Well, Jenny apparently “feels transgender inside” and actually wishes her son would grow up to be gay… so he can do her hair. WHAT?

From Pink News:

The model, actress and former TV host was asked about her role as transgender woman Brandi in 90s TV series ‘Just Shoot Me’.

She told PrideSource: “I feel like that inside. I always felt like one of the guys wearing, like, a Playboy bunny outfit.”

“I was David Spade’s buddy to begin with, so I was a natural fit, and I always felt like his brother.”

“To play kind of the dude was almost too scary natural.”

When asked how she would feel if her son came out as gay, she said: “Oh my god, I would be so excited. We can shop! Do my hair!”

Just how dumb is Jenny McCarthy? It seems to go to depths unknown. At least we can hand it to her for that – Jenny will always surprise us with just how ignorant she can be. Because, you know, having a gay son is all about shopping and doing hair, and she TOTALLY knows what it must be like to be transgender since she’s a tomboy. What the fuck?

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Jenny McCarthy already lost her wedding ring

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Jenny McCarthy retired her vibrators for good (or at least for a while) last month when she tied the knot with Donnie Wahlberg. It’s a match made in heaven, but the marriage didn’t particularly get off to a good start, especially since Jenny has already “lost” her ring after she took it off to have sex with her new husband.

From Good Day NY:

“I’ve already lost the ring. We were staying in a hotel and you can’t have a wedding ring on… it’s a little hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand. I removed it and put it on the room service table and they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone… But you know what though? If you’re gonna lose your wedding ring, you should lose it that way.”

Does anyone want to clue Jenny in on the fact that she didn’t really “lose” her ring, but that it was clearly stolen by a member of the hotel’s staff? Is she honestly that thick? Sure, I suppose there’s a chance that the ring was swept off the table and got lost in a cranny of the carpet (????) but I feel like this is pretty obvious: one of the housekeepers took it because she left a very expensive piece of jewelry on the bedside table of a hotel room.

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are married

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Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are so in luv, and they really couldn’t wait to get married. Now all their dreams have come true, as they tied the knot in Chicago on Saturday.

From People:

Former View co-host Jenny McCarthy and Blue Bloods star Donnie Wahlberg have made it official, tying the knot Sunday at the historic Hotel Baker in St. Charles, Illinois, outside McCarthy’s hometown of Chicago, sources confirm to PEOPLE.

The bride, 41, wore a gown she picked up at Berdorf Goodman, a source tells PEOPLE, after the couple was spotted at the store’s bridal shop in July.

Looks like Jenny can finally throw away all those broken vibrators. Congrats to them!

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Jenny McCarthy Did Not Tell Melissa McCarthy To Lose Weight

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Did you know that Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are cousins? Makes sense, but it still blew my mind. It’s pretty easy to blow my mind, actually. Like learning that Jason Biggs isn’t Jewish totally blew my mind.

ANYWAY, Jenny is denying reports that she told Melissa to lose weight. She tweeted,

Hey media outlets! The story about my cousin Melissa and I is bullshit. I’m proud of her & would never say such hurtful words. Shame on you.

And also talked about it with PEOPLE, saying,

There is a crazy story going around that I once told my cousin, Melissa, that she would have to lose weight in order to get into show business. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Though she helped cousin Melissa get her foot in the door, she credits Melissa’s success to one person only — Melissa.

She has accomplished everything she has accomplished through hard work and her extraordinary talent, and I’ve only ever encouraged and supported and wished her the very best.

Oh, and one more thing. Melissa McCarthy isn’t banned from Jenny McCarthy’s upcoming wedding, either:

[It's] ridiculous. Donnie and I are planning a very intimate ceremony that will involve a very small group of our closest friends and that’s it – not a huge production with hundreds of friends and extended families.

That seems a little odd — I would absolutely invite my cousin to my wedding, but I guess they’re just not as close as we are. So there you go, now you know the whole scoop on the celebrity cousins. The question is, do you care? DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

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Jenny McCarthy went through “400 vibrators” before meeting Donnie Wahlberg

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Jenny McCarthy is recently engaged to boyfriend Donnie Wahlberg – and also recently fired from The View, but that’s neither here nor there – but things weren’t always going so swimmingly in her life. Relationships were really not her forte before they met, and apparently she was masturbating to the point of burning the motors out of nearly 400 vibrators during her single days. Uh… TMI alert!

From The Howard Stern Show (via E! Online):

“I’ve been searching for the one—as you know, you were even helping me last time I was here trying to figure out people—so I went on a year of not dating, not f–king, doing nothing except being by myself,” the engaged celeb stated.

She continued, “Basically I wanted a year of…I was just by myself.”

However, Stern called her out when it came to being sexual, addressing that she must have at least dedicated some time for a little solo love—and he was right in assuming so. “I went through probably 400 vibrators,” McCarthy, who will be premiering her own SiriusXM show on Wednesday, said, but added, “No men. Its like the same movie, different actors. I realized I had to reset.”

Well, that’s… special. Obviously I know she was attempting to be humourous and that 400 is an extreme exaggeration (here’s hoping), but I just don’t think it’s necessary. I guess it’s good she found a real man instead of a plastic one. Here’s hoping she doesn’t wear his motor out too, “LOL”!

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Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg might elope

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No one cared about their dating relationship or their engagement, so now Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are resorting to more drastic measures to get our attention: they’re claiming they might elope so as to guarantee a “small” wedding and less attention from the press.  I see what you did there, guys! Reverse psychology!

From US Weekly:

“I’d like a small wedding,” Wahlberg told Us. “A perfect wedding for me would be Jenny, myself, and our three boys.” (This will be the second marriage for both stars. McCarthy, 41, was previously married to director John Mallory Asher, with whom she shares son Evan. Wahlberg, 44, shares two sons, Xavier and Elijah, with first wife Kim Fey.)

So does that mean they might elope? McCarthy simply smiled at her fiance and quipped, “We haven’t decided yet.” Laughing, the View co-host told Us that since getting engaged to Wahlberg last month, her wedding plans have gone back-and-forth.

“It depends on the day,” she said. If the two plan to have a formal ceremony, it will take place before 150 guests, including 6 or 7 groomsmen and bridesmaids on each side. “All of my bridesmaids are going to wear Pandora jewelry!” McCarthy dished.

“It would be this year or next year,” she added. “We like the idea of getting away on a vacation, but we also like the idea of keeping it local,” citing Boston (Wahlberg’s hometown) and Chicago (where McCarthy was raised) as potential options. Or, McCarthy joked, “find something in the middle, and force everyone to get there.”

“As long as she’s there, I’m there,” Wahlberg said.

Well, ain’t that sweet?

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Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are engaged

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Well, it looks like true love really does exist, because Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are getting married! Jenny announced the news on The View on Wednesday and Donnie himself even made an appearance to show off what a lovey dovey couple they are. Gag me.

Apparently Jenny’s 11-year-old son Evan helped Donnie with the surprise proposal, which is sweet. They don’t yet have a wedding date planned, but have considered August 2015. I wish I cared more (or at all), but alas…

Congrats to the happy couple, I suppose!

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