What I love about Sharon Osbourne is that she is reckless with her mouth. She will say whatever the hell she wants about whomever the hell she wants and if you don’t like it, too damn bad. That’s why it wasn’t at all surprising when she told the ladies of The View to go fuck themselves while appearing on The Arsenio Hall Show earlier this week. I mean, first of all, who could really blame her? The View sucks. The Talk isn’t much better, but whatever.
On Thursday’s episode of The Talk, Sharon made a half-assed apology for bad-mouthing her own show, until the other women pointed out that she’d mixed up the show names, to which she replied:
“I have to own this I’m fully responsible for myself, some of the time. Unfortunately I was inappropriate and I was trying to be funny at someone else’s expense.”
“See I’m not well, I’m not responsible. I’m not. I’m really just a loose cannon. Anyway I want to apologize to Jenny, Sherri and Whoopi, who are all accomplished self-made women who have amazing careers.
“They have achieved so much. I mean Whoopi is an Oscar winner. Who am I to say anything about Whoopi? Any of the ladies – I respect Jenny as a mother, as a woman, as an artist. Sherri too. I can’t even get the name of my own show right so please, understand it was my irreverent behavior. No disrespect was meant and I’m not a person that is mean. I’m really not and I apologize.”
Ha! I mean, she’s too right that Whoopi is kind of in another league, but you know right well Sharon didn’t mean a single world of that. My guess is that the producers of The Talk told her to apologize, pronto, and that’s where we are with that.
November 8, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Jenny McCarthy is not making a whole lot of fans by joining The View. Sources say she may be fired pretty soon, as viewers find her “more off-putting than Elisabeth [Hasselbeck].” The sources are from Radar Online so grain of salt and all that but really, who doesn’t find this hard to believe? Here’s the rest of the report, via Daily News:
“ABC has begun doing deep research on Jenny’s work on the show and the initial findings are that viewers want to tune out the second she opens her mouth!” a production source told Radar.
“The data has revealed that she is far more off-putting than Elisabeth.” The source revealed that Barbara Walters, 84, who will retire in summer 2014, “isn’t looking for a replacement for Jenny yet, she is obsessed with ratings and the longevity of the show, so Jenny needs to turn it around or she will be gone.”
Despite the fact that McCarthy has only been hosting for a little over a month, the production source is unclear how long her inked deal with the show is for, however, “If Barbara wants her out, they will buy out her contract,” the insider said.
“Right now they’re just trying to adjust Jenny’s performance on the show so that she comes off as more appealing, but that’s an uphill battle.”
Ratings are also down.
Anyone been watching her on The View? Do tell. Is she annoying as all hell or is that impossible after Elisabeth?
October 16, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Courtney Stodden is back from her Big Brother UK stint. Hooray! I know we’re all so happy!
We’re coming off of Emmy’s week, where celebs have already worn their best stuff and are now getting back to their regular celeb lives. Let’s take a look at the best, worst, and WTF of the week. Because sometimes you just want to look at photos of celebs and admire what they’re wearing or say shit about them.
This time I’m asking YOU: which look do you think is the best, worst, and most WTF?
Just had to show you Courtney’s full look. You’re welcome. Did she get more surgery while she was there?
September 29, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Jenny McCarthy is picking up where Elisabeth Hasselbeck left off, as she takes her seat on The View. What a step up from her Carl’s Jr. gig. I’m sure she’ll bring that extra special early 2000′s feel to the show and I hope that she sent Jim Carrey and Oprah gigantic thank you gifts for keeping her in the dimly lit spotlight that she’s managed to stay in.
Jenny brings us intelligence as well as warmth and humor.
Really? Let’s review some of the things Jenny McCarthy has said — publicly. Things she’s said knowing someone was writing it down, ready to quote her on it.
(On costarring with Donnie Wahlberg, who is apparently her boyfriend now or something):
Let’s just say we visually give 50 Shades of Grey a run for its money. It gets steamy. I mean like really steamy. Being turned on by a guy is always fun but to have it legitimately happen to you on TV is to be turned back into a 12-year-old. By the time we get into the groundbreaking interview, my face turns fifty shades of RED.
(On doing ecstasy):
I found myself holding a tree to brace myself. The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping!
And I’m not even going to touch the whole Autism thing.
Joy Behar is set to leave the show next month, but I’m pretty sure it’s unrelated.
July 15, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Stranger things have happened, I suppose, than Jenny McCarthy hooking up with Donnie Wahlberg – the lesser brother, naturally – but that’s exactly what’s happened. The pair are apparently having a lovely time dating each other and I suppose that’s fine because we all want someone to come home to… or something.
In a coupling you only thought possible in a nostalgic 1990s-era dream, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are dating, PEOPLE has learned – even if they are taking things Step by Step.
Steamy sparks flew between them in late March when New Kids on the Block and Blue Bloods star Wahlberg, 43, made an innuendo-filled appearance on her self-titled VH1 talk show.
The duo provocatively sucked on red lollipops while McCarthy, 40, asked “Do you talk dirty while you’re having sex?”
“I do,” he replied.
“You do – but some guys do it wrong,” she replied.
“Yeah, I don’t do it wrong,” he said seductively, as McCarthy looked as though she needed some air.
McCarthy referenced the red-hot appearance in a blog she posted in advance of the episode on Chicago Splash.
“Let’s just say we visually give 50 Shades of Grey a run for its money,” she writes. “It gets steamy. I mean like really steamy. Being turned on by a guy is always fun but to have it legitimately happen to you on TV is to be turned back into a 12-year-old. By the time we get into the groundbreaking interview, my face turns fifty shades of RED.”
I don’t understand any of this but to be honest, I’m kinda too tired to care. I forgot Donnie Wahlberg was even a thing. And Jenny McCarthy I only remember because she’s shilling for a hamburger joint now. Love comes from unexpected places, I guess.
July 14, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
When Jenny McCarthy isn’t staging interventions and crusading against immunizations for children, she’s… modeling for a hamburger chain. That’s right, Carl’s Jr. has secured the in-demand star (LOL) as the face of some of their new shitty salads. Lord almighty.
Here’s what Jenny had to say about the lucrative and not at all hilarious deal (from US Weekly):
“I’m excited to be the new Carl’s Jr. salad babe. I’m loving all the ingredients in their new salad,” McCarthy tells Us. “Each bite is scrumptious and a little nutty. Reminds me of a few exes I’ve dated.”
LOL a little nutty! Get it?! Shut up.
In any case, apparently this isn’t even a new thing. This was an actual aspiration for Jenny – she’s been TURNED DOWN by Carl’s Jr once before! HAHAHA! Proof:
— Jenny McCarthy (@JennyMcCarthy) March 23, 2013
Oh man. Dark days, people. I’ve only ever eaten at Carl’s Jr once. We don’t get them on the East Coast (and certainly not over in the UK), but I was in San Francisco a couple of years ago and I hadn’t eaten anything but a granola bar since the day before and it was 11pm, so I picked up a cheeseburger on the way to the hotel I was staying out before passing out asleep. I woke up 2 hours later and threw it up. Happy eating!