This is some creepy horror movie stuff right here. Jennifer Lopez has a very dedicated stalker. How dedicated? He lived in Ms. Lopez’s pool house for a few days without anyone realizing he was there. Um, that may be a sign that you have way too much money if your house/property is so big that you don’t realize someone is secretly living in your backyard. Just saying. More deets from TMZ:
According to Southampton police, 49-year-old John M. Dubis basically moved in to J.Lo’s $10 million pad sometime in early August.
He reportedly walked around the estate freely, hanging out openly in view of neighbors… and even posted Facebook photos of himself all over the grounds … before police finally busted him on Aug. 8.
[...] Jennifer was not home, but the shocking part is security guards were patrolling the property.
Of course, you have to remember the 8,500 sq. foot home sits on 3 acres — and it’s a decent hike out to the pool house from the main quarters.
He posted photos on FACEBOOK of him camped out at Chateau Lopez? WORST STALKER EVER. Idiot. And also worst security guards ever. You had one job, security. ONE JOB.
But now I get why Taylor Swift’s security was so strict. At least she has a sense of humor about it.
August 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Jennifer Lopez is finally putting all those American Idol rumors to rest. Or, actually, no, she’s not. It’s boyfriend Casper Smart who’s doing that for her. He may have said something he shouldn’t have. From TMZ:
Jennifer Lopez must sure think Casper Smart is cute, because upstairs there’s a vacancy — he just ruined her big announcement that she’s returning to “American Idol.”
Smart was promoting his new show — yes, anyone can — when he was asked if his GF was coming back to the struggling show. He dug deep and said, “Yes.”
Apparently Casper thought the cat was already out of the bag.
Whoooooops. Keith Urban is also returning. We know this because he got to announce it on Twitter and he did and it was the best day of his life.
August 17, 2013 at 12:12 pm by Catherine St. Ives
This is by far the most bizarre story of the day. Apparently Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman, the woman he got pregnant (his friend’s wife, no less), aren’t speaking but still have to be in some form of contact. Enter… Jennifer Lopez (?) who is apparently passing messages between the two until Silverman’s divorce is finalized. Of course, her reps have furiously denied the story.
From Digital Spy:
Rumors started after it emerged Lopez was negotiating a possible return to American Idol and is a neighbor of the Silvermans in New York’s East Hamptons.
A source close to the star said: “What a load of nonsense, Jennifer and Lauren have met, but have not kept in contact. They are not close friends at all.”
Well, that clears that up. Who even came up with that story? Like Jennifer Lopez would even care! Also, it’s a bit late to pull the “no contacting one another” thing at this point considering the damage is definitely already done, but whatever. This whole story is weird and a total mess and Simon is going to be pulling a lot of money out of his wallet to try and fix this shit.
August 13, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Keith Urban managed to avoid the great Idol wipeout of 2013. Fox is asking him to come back for another season of American Idol. Yay? Keith Urban seems boring as hell to me. Anyone watching the show care that he’s coming back? I’m sincerely asking, I’ve maybe seen 5 minutes of footage of him in my life.
The official report from People:
On Thursday, Fox chairman Kevin Reilly confirmed Urban’s return, and regarding other judges [ahem Ms. Lopez] said, “most of what you’ve heard and read about has merit.”
Mr. Urban also tweeted, “Thrilled to be back on @AmericanIdol with my pal @RyanSeacrest and dying to know who the other judges will be!!!!” Whoa there buddy, careful with those exclamation marks.
August 1, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
In a weird revelation to release decades after you became famous, Jennifer Lopez has said that she was “homeless” before getting cast as a Fly Girl on In Living Color back in 1991. By “homeless”, J.Lo means that she slept on a couch in a studio, not that she was actually on the street with no roof over her head, no food in her stomach or anything that actual homeless people have to go through. Plus, she actually could have stayed at home, but her mom was getting on her nerves and she didn’t feel like going to school. Insert this face here: –__–
“My mom and I butted heads. I didn’t want to go to college, I wanted to try dance full-time.
“So she and I had a break. I started sleeping on the sofa in the dance studio. I was homeless, but I told her, ‘This is what I have to do’.
“A few months later, I landed a job dancing in Europe. When I got back, I booked In Living Color. I became a Fly Girl and moved to LA. It all happened in a year.”
Listen, I’m glad J.Lo got her big break because I actually like her and think she’s pretty great, but girl… no. People who opt for “homelessness” so they can pursue some romantic notion of the artistic dream need to GTFO. It’s obviously a struggle trying to find a way to make a living out of what you love – especially when what you love isn’t a conventional “job”, I’m with her on that. But I still do what I gotta do to pay the bills, you know (HI, EVIL BEET!). We’re just going to have ignore she said any of this and move on.
July 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
What. None of these things are similar. I can’t even imagine how you would mix these. I would say that when Meez Taco Flavored Kisses is performing, she definitely has that Madonna look, although not ’80s Madonna, def more of a ’90s — ’00s Madonna. Or late ’80s early ’90s Cher. But Jackie Onassis? Mixed with a hip-hop influence? The hell? Let’s compare.
Here’s a photo of Madonna in the ’80s:
Here’s Jackie O:
Here’s Ava Gardner:
And here’s you (also see top photo):