4Jennifer Lawrence Fans Will Do Anything to Their Idol. Anything.

From X17:

Jennifer Lawrence rushed to the aid of a teenage girl who collapsed on her front lawn Monday, calling paramedics and waiting with the girl until help arrived.

An X17 photographer on the scene tells us: “Jennifer ran outside her apartment when she heard a girl scream and immediately called 911. When the EMT arrived, she stayed to make sure everything was okay. She was really scared for the girl.”

The Hunger Games star stayed close to the young girl who apparently fainted on the law of Lawrence’s Santa Monica apartment building.

By-standers stopped to help as well and no one seemed to pay attention to the fact that a major film star was with them. The girl was treated on the scene and taken home by her friend.

Come on. Don’t even tell me this wasn’t a clever ploy to get Jennifer Lawrence to rush to the rescue. Is she like the female Ryan Gosling or what? Also, can we discuss how beautiful this girl looks just hanging out in front of her building in yoga pants and a cami? Because man. She does. Yeah she looks like she’s about to do the mouth-sweep and start CPR, but hey. Unless it’s just the adrenaline pumping through my veins, knowing that Jennifer Lawrence is one hardcore, good Samaritan bitch, I think all this rescue business only adds to her appeal.

Anyway, about this “fan collapsing on famous celebrity’s front lawn thing.” Will this really continue to work, you think? Can someone find out the address of Adrien Brody‘s house so I can go ahead and drink some Drano or something and foam at the mouth as I try to peek up his pant leg while he attempts to save my life?

June 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

0Who Is John Mayer Creeping on Now?

When I think of John Mayer creeping on someone, I think of Taylor Swift, natch. I mean, sure, she might have “really humiliated” him with that “Dear John” song she wrote about him, but let’s not forget that he got with her in the first place, and hey, that’s creepy. It’s not even that she was “too young to be messed with,” as she sings in the song, it’s that she’s Taylor Swift. There are some younger women who are smart and capable of handling themselves in mature relationships, even with older dudes, but then there are other younger women who think that “Prince Charming is just one castle away. And you’re gonna run across a field and meet each other in the middle and have an amazing, perfect movie kiss. And it’s gonna be happily ever after.” Guess which one Taylor is?

But we’re not here to talk about John Mayer and Taylor Swift, because that’s old, old news. No, we’re here to talk about what John Mayer desires right now. And who could that be?

Looks like lusty lothario John Mayer has set his sights on a new target after he was spotted flirting-up a storm with Jennifer Lawrence,RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

And, what better way to woo a fair maiden than by dressing like Friar Tuck? John, Jennifer and a group of rowdy pals hit the Medieval Times in Los Angeles on Saturday night, each dressed in clothes straight out of 1350, but Mayer only had eyes for the Hunger Games hottie.

You could scarcely tell John’s body is a wonderland under his puffy shirt and knickers tucked into lace up boots, and Jennifer was the fairest of them all in her delicate bodice. John paid special attention to Hollywood’s latest ‘It’ Girl all night and she was clearly loving the attention!

“It was almost like she was a little nervous being around him. She kept giggling and covering her mouth. It was cute,” an eyewitness dishes.

“And John was eyeing up Jennifer like he was a dog and she was a juicy pork chop! When he lays on the charm he lays it on real thick!”

Of course John was busting out his best moves and impressing everyone with his famous wit. “He’s really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up. He was even putting on an English accent at times and ordering ‘beer-eth.’ Jennifer thought he was a riot. It was like a freshman having a crush on the captain of the football team.”

Alas though, Mayer did not take his fair maiden that night, as he went out carousing with his cast of merry men at the Palihouse in West Hollywood after the jaunt.

But, another source recently spotted Jennifer shopping with John and Zooey Deschanel on trendy Melrose Avenue. “John could hardly take his eyes off Jennifer. It looked like he was totally smitten!

“At one point he was walking along behind her and massaging her shoulders.”

However, this could be one lady that won’t fall for the singer’s well-honed charms. Lawrence has been dating Nicholas Hoult, 22, for the past two years and according to reports the couple are “madly in love.”

Is it just me, or does it sound like this “source” is just really bad at reading people? Because I can see Jennifer Lawrence “giggling and covering her mouth” over John Mayer, but not because of any kind of crush. It seems like it would be more of an “oh my god, this guy is so embarrassing, how is this happening in real life?” type of move.

Either way, Jennifer’s current boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult, definitely beats John Mayer. No question. Right?

June 20, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily

4Jennifer Lawrence is Still Totally Fat

God, remember all that? How all those crazy-ass people said that Jennifer Lawrence was fat? Because man. If she’s fat, then the majority of the population—myself included—must be six-hundred-pound beasts, no lie.

Yeah, but anyway, here’s the corpulent Jennifer Lawrence, rolling her way out of the gym. Which, you know, I don’t even know why she bothers going to the gym anyway. She’s so far gone that she’d have to work that body out twenty-three hours a day in order to even make a dent in that gigantor jell-o mold that she calls “skin.” Don’t even bother, girl. It’s never going to happen. Better yet? Why don’t you stay home and order in tonight for a change. That way you can wallow in your largeness, Fatty McFat-Pudge-Fatterson.

Good heavens.

June 12, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

9Because We Haven’t Seen Jennifer Lawrence in a Bit, Yeah?

Can you guys believe that it’s been over a month since we last spoke about Jennifer Lawrence? We were on fire for awhile there! It was averaging on almost three posts per week for some time, but then it just … kind of broke off abruptly as if we’d called a moratorium on Jennifer for the site (we didn’t).

These photos are the most recent of our long-lost girlfriend, where she was photographed the boyfriend I wasn’t even aware she had (his name is Nicholas Hoult, and he’s a British actor—Jennifer Lawrence devotees, is this new information? Has she been porking this guy on the regular for some time now? The two of them were caught walking around London, and as you can see, Jennifer’s still looking pretty gorgeous.

Anyway, latest rumors have it that Robert Pattinson might be joining the cast of ‘Catching Fire’, the next installment in the ‘Hunger Games’ film trilogy. From Total Film:

Word is that Lionsgate want [sic] Pattinson and his prodigious cheekbones to take on the role of Finnick Odair, a former tribute with an eye for the ladies, who gets dragged into the Third Quarter Quell (a Hunger Games contested by previous winners).

Now while we’re slightly sceptical as to whether Pattinson would really want to throw his lot in with another teen franchise post-Twilight, the fact that his Water For Elephants collaborator Francis Lawrence is now filling the director’s chair could make this one a goer.

So, wow. That’s just kind of crazy, right? I mean, “prodigious cheekbones”? What the f-ck is that even? And are all of you ‘Hunger Games’ fanatics out there ready for a ‘Twilight’-'Hunger Games’ hybrid? Is it too soon? Too much? Too … cheesy? Thoughts?

May 25, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah

4Jennifer Lawrence Did Interview Magazine

So I spent the better part of thirty minutes cutting bits and pieces of Jennifer’s Interview interview up for you guys, and when I got halfway through it, I noticed that she seemed to be talking an awful lot about Winter’s Bone and not nearly enough about The Hunger Games. So I pondered that for about another five. And then I thought, “F-ck. F-cking f-ck.” I had used an OLD Jennifer Lawrence Interview magazine interview that had absolutely no relevancy whatsoever to the photos that actually *are* from the new interview, which isn’t even online yet.

Oh, except for this part. This part was released:

“When I get my first real check, I want to bathe in a pool full of pasta.”

Later she admitted to wanting to be Bridget Jones (“The truth is; I’d like to be Bridget Jones and I am interested in Hulk Hogan.”), and she hates ghosts (“I’m scared of ghosts. Just yesterday when I moved into a new room at the hotel, I was deeply convinced that I shouldn’t wash my face, because if I would look into the mirror, I would actually see a ghost.”)

Hopefully the conquest for these pictures and interview bits was well worth the aggravation of deleting the first round of irrelevant pics. Jennifer Lawrence is worth everything anyway, you know?

April 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

22Kristen Stewart Vs. Jennifer Lawrence

Wow, what a contest, right? Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence. LOL, I’m just kidding, you guys, it’s not a contest at all, at least not for me. Jennifer Lawrence has such a lovely attitude, and such wonderful talent! I went to see Hunger Games again this past week, and I also watched Winter’s Bone, which was amazing. Jennifer Lawrence is just so refreshing in this world full of Lindsay Lohans and Rihannas and Katy Perrys, and I absolutely love her. Oh, and, uh, Kristen Stewart looks bored most of the time, and she’s not that great an actor. Such competition!

But really, since Jennifer and Kristen are stars of the biggest franchises going right now, and since they’re both the same age, and since they both have vaginas, there’s a good chance that they could be competing for some of the same roles. And apparently Kristen Stewart is so not pumped for that.

From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

Kristen Stewart has turned into a green-eyed monster over up-and-coming superstar Jennifer Lawrence, who is wowing audiences in The Hunger Games. Insiders say Kristen, 22, is terrified that she and Jennifer, 21, will be vying for the same roles – and that Jennifer will win!

“The Hunger Games is now the talk of Hollywood and it’s predicted to do even better at the box office than the megahit Twilight series,” said the source. “Worse still, Jennifer is getting critical acclaim for her acting talents, which no one has ever given Kristen.”

In fact, Jennifer was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar last year for Winter’s Bone, while Kristen has yet to be recognized by the Academy for her work.

“Kristen is nervous about going head-to-head with Jennifer for roles,” the source continued. “Kristen doesn’t consider herself a natural beauty, and she knows Hollywood is so fickle that it’s always the pretty girl who wins the big parts. Jennifer has the best of both – talent and looks – which has Kristen fretting for her future.”

Kristen’s new film, Snow White and the Huntsman, is due to be released in June. “Kristen is desperate for it to do well, but she’s very insecure,” added the source. “She’s dreading the possibility that Jennifer could wind up her career nemesis.”

Isn’t that weird, that Kristen Stewart has never gotten any critical acclaim for her acting? Wouldn’t it make sense that if you didn’t get that critical acclaim, that you’d stop getting work so that good actors could get more work? Oh, if only Hollywood worked that way. Then I could be completely excited about Snow White and the Huntsman without having to roll my eyes over Kristen Stewart biting her lip all the way through it. Because she’s not a good actor. Look, I know that Twilight wasn’t the best material to work with, but she could have done better, so I don’t want to hear that apologist claptrap. Don’t make excuses. She’s a bad actor. That’s all.

But here’s something interesting: how do you think Jennifer Lawrence will do at the Oscars next year? Do you think Hunger Games could pull in some awards?

April 15, 2012 at 10:00 am by Emily