Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Jennifer Garner

Where’s Ben?

I kid, I kid.

After spending the better part of the day shooting down rumors that she and Ben are divorcing (which we didn’t report here because they were bullshit), Jennifer Garner takes her adorable kiddo, Violet, and her wedding ring out shopping in Brentwood.

Violet has a boo-boo on her knee!!!!

How freakin’ cute is that?

I love this little girl.

In Case You Hadn’t Noticed, Ben Affleck’s Voting for Barack Obama

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Bennifer II — that is, Ben Affleck and Jen Garner, hosted a fundraising event for Barack Obama on Sunday in Ben’s home town of Boston.

Affleck said he and his wife were just doing “their part for society,” which isn’t at all heavy-handed and obnoxious, but whatever.

You know, sometimes Ben Affleck annoys the fuck out of me, but I’ll tell you what I do like about him: he’s a rehab success story. After being a total drunkie for awhile, he got his ass to rehab, cleaned up, and stayed the fuck sober. And now he’s all involved in politics and shit. Which is, you know, annoying, but, still. Good for him. I’m really waiting for Lindsay Lohan to pull this shit. She’s a smart girl, and I can just see her, somewhere along the line, being all sober and preaching politics to us. It’ll be annoying, too, but in a really cute way.

Cute Kid

There are a lot of times in life where someone shows you pictures of their kid and you think “yeah, whatever.”

But in this case Jennifer Garner has a legitimately cute daughter. So we’re running with that angle.

Jennifer Garner

Quotables

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“It’s funny that the man is always applauded for it. It’s like, ‘You change diapers?’ You’d better change diapers. We’re not in the ’50s, buddy!”

Jennifer Garner, whose husband, Ben Affleck, clearly changes diapers.