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Jennifer Garner

Violet Affleck is the Cutest Kid Ever

Before there was Suri, before there was Shiloh, there was just one insanely cute celebrity child stealing our hearts: Violet Affleck. This morning Vi and her mom, Jennifer Garner, went out...

Quotables

“Jennifer does not share the same sense of humor as me — she did not like my jokes.  I was picking on [Jen’s husband] Ben Affleck and making fun of him because I’ve known him for a...

Not Splitsville! Yet!!!

It seems like every time we get a round of rumors about Ben Affleck and Jen Garner calling it quits, we get another set of photos of them walking through a park with their adorable...

Celebs: They’re Just Like Us!

They fall flat on their faces too! Why, oh why do I find people falling on their faces to be one of the funniest things ever?  And why isn’t there video of Jennifer Garner wiping out...

An Open Letter To Jennifer Garner

Dear Jennifer, Thank you for eating.  Thank you for not being a size zero, seventy-two hours postpartum.  I applaud you for not celebrating each c-section by having your tummy tucked and...

A Normal Family!

Here’s Ben and Jen picking up little Violet from school together. Aside from the fact that they’re being photographed by paparazzi, you’d never know these two were...

Celebs: They’re Just Like Us!

They don’t lose the baby weight instantly! Jennifer Garner refuses to hide from the paparazzi — taking Seraphina Rose to a check-up at the doctor and dropping off Violet at...

Mommy and Me!

Good mommy Jennifer Garner takes daughter Violet Affleck to the park on Tuesday. They were joined by Violet’s soon-to-be brother or sister, who’s busting out of Jen’s...

Jennifer Garner UterusWatch

Here’s five-months-pregnant Jen Garner hanging out in LA, trying to hide her baby bump with a shopping bag, but forgetting that the photogs are wise to that old trick by now —...