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Jennifer Aniston’s “Awkward Phase” Was During Her Marriage to Brad Pitt

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I don’t think Jennifer Aniston even had an awkward phase ever, like, at any point in her life, but she humblebragged about one in an interview with Parade, claiming that it all happened while she was married to Brad Pitt. The pair married in 2000, which was prime Aniston time, so I’m not sure what in the hell she’s talking about, but let’s go with it:

“There’s nothing to worry about – although I don’t think I had a care in the world at 25, either.

“That all started in my 30s, my awkward phase. I’m a little bit of a late bloomer! But it doesn’t matter to me because it just gets better.

“They do say youth is wasted on the young, but I feel just as youthful now – if not more – than I did when I was 25. I’m more in my body; I’m more in my mind. Life is full. Life is wonderful. We’re very, very fortunate.”

Huh. I don’t really know what any of this means, to be honest. I’m glad she feels comfortable with herself and all that, but if she’s equating “awkward phase” with “lack of self-confidence”, I think our pal Jen needs some lessons in semantics and maybe a dictionary. They’re not the same thing. Also, look at that photo above. That was taken in 2000. HOW IN THE HELL is that awkward? What am I missing?

I mean, she looks great now, too, though. It has to be said!

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Jennifer Aniston Celebrated Thanksgiving With… Ed Sheeran?

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I really have no idea how this one came about, to be honest, but I guess Jennifer Aniston and Ed Sheeran celebrated Thanksgiving together. You’ve got to hand it to Ed, man – unassuming, “chubby” (I really never got how that label fit him…) little ginger kid who almost didn’t get a record deal and now he’s touring around the world and hanging out with the likes of Taylor Swift and Jennifer Aniston.

The other woman in the picture is apparently Jennifer’s manager. Where is Justin Theroux? Also, how does Jennifer’s hair still look so good, even when we can barely even see it? So much left unexplained…

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Did Justin Theroux Call Jennifer Aniston’s Dad A “Buzzkill”?

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Jennifer Aniston gossip stories are sometimes my favorite because of how ridiculous they can be, like how super pregnant she always is. So I thought I’d share this nugget from the Inquirer. Apparently, Aniston moved her dad and his wife into the $21 million dollar mansion she shares with Theroux, and Theroux’s all pissed off about it. Allegedly, he even called her dad a “buzzkill.” Here’s from from the Inquirer:

“Justin is steaming mad over Jen’s offer,” disclosed an insider. “He told her that having?her dad ambling around the house is a huge ‘buzz-kill.’

He worries it’s going to destroy their love life before they even tie the knot. Justin tried to plead his case, but Jen told him she’s made up her mind. She said he has no right to even question her because of how much time he’s been away.”

If this is true, he’s being stupid. Their mansion is huge and he’s a busy man who travels to NYC a lot, I’m sure he’ll rarely see either of them. He needs to calm his tits and sort his priorities.

Whose side are you on?

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