Jennifer Aniston is engaged to Justin
Theoefwrox Theoreusxz Theroux but they haven’t yet married. I’m really bad at spelling Theroux on the first try. But I try, and I like to show you that I try. Teamwork, everyone.
So what’s the holdup, Jennifer Aniston? Please tell us about something that has absolutely nothing to do with us and explain right now why you’re not a wife. From People:
As fans eagerly wait for her to become Mrs. Theroux [LOL PEOPLE CALM DOWN, THIS SOUNDS LIKE NARRATION IN THE BEGINNING OF A DISNEY MOVIE], multiple sources tell PEOPLE that plans for the much-anticipated nuptials have slowed down.
A few months ago, arrangements were in full swing, says a source who speaks to Aniston often. “Wedding bands were designed and Jen was deciding on a dress,” says the source. The actress had a date in mind, too – this spring.
Now, with both Aniston, 44, and Theroux, 41, overloaded with work commitments and a massive house renovation, “wedding talk has stopped.”
[...] With their packed schedules and the challenges of combining their lifestyles, “they need to figure out a way to create a life that makes them both happy,” says the first source. Still, “Jen can’t wait to be [Justin's] wife.”
Oh, okay, good. I was worried there.
I don’t see them getting married. I’m not sure why. But when I close my eyes, the beautiful yet incredibly boring Aniston-Theroux wedding isn’t swimming into focus. What do you think?
June 13, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Jennifer Aniston will be forever linked to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, so I hope she and the soon-to-be Mr. Aniston are okay with that. Even Debbie Reynolds brought up the legendary love triangle in an interview she did with The Sun. She likes the Anison/Pitt/Jolie mess to her own legendary love triangle. From The Sun:
I wish I could have been more enlightened at 18 and learned more about men because I could have avoided all the traps.
My first husband ran off with Elizabeth Taylor. A light suddenly dawned. He was away working in New York and staying at the same hotel as Elizabeth. So I phoned her room — not his.
He picked up the phone so I said: “Eddie, do you mind rolling over and telling Elizabeth I want to talk?”
He started denying it, saying: “Don’t be silly.” Then I heard her say in the background: “Who is it, Eddie, darling?”
I stood no chance against her. I was just like Jennifer Aniston with Brad Pitt when he fell in love with Angelina Jolie. If Angelina wants someone, then that is that. Certain women have that power. What chance did I have against Elizabeth, a woman of great womanly experience, when I had no experience at all?
… Men cheat in all sorts of ways that I could never have imagined.
Ouch. I get what she’s saying though. But ouch to her and ouch to bringing Jennifer Aniston into it, even though it’s totally the modern day retelling of the Reynolds/Fisher/Taylor mess. Jolie is sooooooo Taylor in so many ways. Just total movie star glam. Oh and Debbie Reynolds also talks about f-cking:
I wish I had enjoyed more sex. I have only ever slept with my three husbands and one friend — and he was my one and only good lover. I was a virgin when I married my first husband, Eddie Fisher, and I was stupid and innocent. You did not get pregnant, you did not screw anyone, you did not have affairs. I was raised to think that if you behaved badly with men, you went to hell. I realize now it is puritanical and not very adult.
What a bummer to live like that.
(L to R: Eddie Fisher, Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds.)
June 5, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper (FINALLY, AM I RIGHT???) in her latest film, We’re The Millers. Despite the fact that we hear pretty much weekly that Ms. Anison has a “killer beach bod” (when we’re not hearing about how “pregnant” she is) we’re regularly updated that no, really, seriously you guys, Jennifer Aniston is really hot. I gotta say, for a
44 year-old woman ANY WOMAN she looks toned and tight and suck on that, Brad. She and her trainer tell us what’s up. From People:
I’ve always been in shape but I could never get rid of that little saddle bag and it was miraculous how it sort of melted away. (Aniston)
[Personal trainer] Ingber says that their three-day-a-week yoga practice helps keep the star’s body sculpted, from a holistic approach to fitness to healthy, organic eating. “Who doesn’t want longer legs?! She is very feminine, yet toned,” Ingber tells PEOPLE. “Athletic and slim.” And she recommends a move from her book to get similarly killer legs, which combines yoga’s Temple Pose with plié squats, finishing with 10 pulses at the bottom of the plié.
Cool, so basically we’re given no real info aside from the usual, “organic eating” and pilates/yoga clusterf-ck. TELL ME YOUR GODDAMN SECRETS, JENNIFER.
May 23, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Jennifer Aniston and Will Forte became friends on the set of their upcoming Jackie Brown prequel The Switch, and it’s no surprise that during their downtime between scenes, conversations turned to Jennifer’s specialty: break-ups! You see, Will went through a particularly bad one during shooting, and it was Jennifer who was there to salve his wounds and get him back on his feet.
From Yahoo! OMG:
In fact, Jen even helped him pick up the pieces when his real-life relationship fell apart during filming.
“I was going through a breakup at the time and she was so giving and really helped me through it,” the 42-year-old actor admitted to omg!. “I cannot say enough good about her. She was just a fantastic person … She was a delight to act with as much as a delight to get to know.”
I’m sorta glad Will said this, since Jen gets a pretty harsh rep of like, not talking to anyone ever and being a bit of a handful. And I’m glad she could be there for Will. Hopefully he sees that things can eventually work out. Or something.
May 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux might be ready to tie the knot soon, but that doesn’t mean the wedding planning is in the bag. In fact, quite the opposite – it hasn’t really started. Before the peanut gallery chimes in, it’s not because the ceremony is never going to happen and is a total disaster waiting to happen, okay? It’s just Jen’s spontaneous side!
From Life & Style:
“I don’t have a dress,” she said. “I like to be very spontaneous.”
A vision of Jennifer as a blushing bride, complete with a gown for her milestone marriage is “something that will probably come together at the last minute” says the actress.
When asked about planning, Jen wouldn’t dish too much, only offering a reply that it “might make me crazy.”
Yay for procrastination! I mean, a wedding ceremony (especially when you’re a celebrity) isn’t really something you can half-ass, but I admire Jen’s dedication to putting shit off ’til the last possible second. And who knows, maybe that’ll be the secret to success.
April 23, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Oh, come on, I’m kidding with that headline! I’m a staunch Team Jen supporter, as is Selena Gomez, who couldn’t contain her excitement when meeting the actress at some swanky Hollywood event and instead of speaking to her, went and hid. Well, that was smooth.
Recalling the experience in an interview with Radio Disney, Selena recalled:
“I ran away from Jennifer Aniston when she said, ‘Hi’, I was terrified of her. I was scared, so I ran away and I’m really embarrassed about that.”
“I didn’t know what to do – it’s Rachel.”
I think lots of people in my generation (and the one below mine, apparently) have had that big Friends connection – who didn’t grow up watching it? Who doesn’t watch it still every time one of the 8,000 stations that syndicates the series plays it, no matter how many times you’ve seen the episode? Who remembers the Pottery Barn episode (which is one of my favourites)? I rest my case.