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Jennifer Aniston

11Jen & John: Back On?

That’s what the National Enquirer wants you to think.

They just flew into Los Angeles together, landing at 4:05 Pacific Time on Monday, October, 13, The ENQUIRER has confirmed.

The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.

“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.

“John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”

A long, lingering kiss?

He was just probably trying to suck the pot smoke out of her lungs. There’s enough in there to get a decent buzz, I’ve heard.

October 13, 2008 at 9:22 pm by Evil Beet

23Who’s Jennifer Aniston’s New Man?

Jen was spotted on vacation in Cabo this week with a mysterious dark-haired stranger.

Is this a new romance?

Or just a close friend?

Can anyone ID this dude?


September 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm by Evil Beet
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18Almost a Nip Slip!

Jennifer Aniston chose an unfortunate fabric to wear to the premiere of Management at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, and you can see her little nipple covering in a bunch of the red carpet photos.

Here’s my line of thinking: this thing obviously isn’t there to prevent the nipple from showing up in photos, or they would have made the damn thing black, right? And it’s not there to provide lifting or separating for her tits, because it’s totally not doing that, right? So it must be there to prevent her from having that infamous Jennifer Aniston THO. Jen, baby, you gotta work the hard nipples, not keep ‘em down. Own ‘em, baby! Haven’t you heard? Brad Pitt’s in town, too! Now’s your big chance! Show him what he’s missing, girl!

September 8, 2008 at 2:07 am by Evil Beet
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7“Noooo! You Will Stay RIGHT HERE and You Will MARRY ME!!!”


I’m kidding. The Jennifer-Aniston-Fails-at-Relationships jokes will never get old for me. Mostly because they make me feel better about myself.

These are actually pics from her shooting her guest appearance on 30 Rock in NYC.

Killer stems, girl.

September 4, 2008 at 12:50 pm by Evil Beet
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4Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry in “Cyber Sitcom” for Windows 95

Okay, okay, this is really old, but it just came across my inbox and I had to share it. I’d never seen it before.

It’s Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston, many, many years ago, in a training video for Windows 95.

Yes, it’s every bit as painful as it sounds. And you wonder how much they got paid to do this.

But is it more painful than buckling down and finishing those expense reports you’re supposed to be working on?

Only you can make that decision, dear readers.

Part II is after the jump.

Thanks Marc!


August 26, 2008 at 7:36 am by Evil Beet

7John Mayer Says He Didn’t Cheat on Jen

After all the rumors about how he’d cheated on Jennifer Aniston left and right, I guess John Mayer wanted to set the record straight. He chatted with reporters after a workout this weekend, saying that “there’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing … Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”

He went on to say that “People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

Eh, we all know that’s bullshit. He and Jen broke up because Jessica Simpson sent one too many death threats.

So far, no comment from Jen’s camp.

August 16, 2008 at 6:10 pm by Evil Beet