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10Twins Are The New Black

Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with…what else?  TWINS!  The battle of the dueling uteri lives on!  Ok, it’s Star so I’ll hold off on buying a gift but wouldn’t it be great if it were true?

November 5, 2008 at 9:14 am by Wendie
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26Jennifer Aniston’s Love Life Is More Confusing to Me Than My Own

There’s a simple reason for that: I have no love life.

But, honestly, I spend more of my day trying to puzzle out Jen’s romantic entanglements than I spend trying to figure out why I am Man Repellent. Seriously I should try to patent me and sell me to the military. They could just put me on the front lines and men would run in the opposite direction. I’m a more valuable military asset than Twitter!

What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah. Jen. After being spotted with Gerard Butler, she was once again with John Mayer at the Sunset Tower hotel.

The two left together and got into an SUV.

What is it with Jennifer and the Sunset Tower hotel these days?

They must sell some really good weed there or something.

October 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm by Evil Beet

14John and Jen: Definitely Back On!

The on-again off-again couple were spotted getting cozy in WeHo on Tuesday, sources report.

They arrived around 10 p.m. and sat indoors with three pals.

Aniston — who ordered her usual grilled chicken salad — shared a bottle of wine with the table.

Says the witness of the couple: “They looked like they had the best time. They were holding hands at one point and seemed very much back on.

“She seemed extremely happy to be back with him,” the insider tells Us. “They were close and laughing the whole time with their friends.”

I don’t know what sounds more unbearable, living on a constant diet of grilled chicken sandwiches or dating John Mayer. I’m truly stumped.

October 15, 2008 at 12:22 pm by Evil Beet

11Jen & John: Back On?

That’s what the National Enquirer wants you to think.

They just flew into Los Angeles together, landing at 4:05 Pacific Time on Monday, October, 13, The ENQUIRER has confirmed.

The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.

“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.

“John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”

A long, lingering kiss?

He was just probably trying to suck the pot smoke out of her lungs. There’s enough in there to get a decent buzz, I’ve heard.

October 13, 2008 at 9:22 pm by Evil Beet

23Who’s Jennifer Aniston’s New Man?

Jen was spotted on vacation in Cabo this week with a mysterious dark-haired stranger.

Is this a new romance?

Or just a close friend?

Can anyone ID this dude?

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September 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm by Evil Beet
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18Almost a Nip Slip!

Jennifer Aniston chose an unfortunate fabric to wear to the premiere of Management at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, and you can see her little nipple covering in a bunch of the red carpet photos.

Here’s my line of thinking: this thing obviously isn’t there to prevent the nipple from showing up in photos, or they would have made the damn thing black, right? And it’s not there to provide lifting or separating for her tits, because it’s totally not doing that, right? So it must be there to prevent her from having that infamous Jennifer Aniston THO. Jen, baby, you gotta work the hard nipples, not keep ‘em down. Own ‘em, baby! Haven’t you heard? Brad Pitt’s in town, too! Now’s your big chance! Show him what he’s missing, girl!

September 8, 2008 at 2:07 am by Evil Beet
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