“I would like to take Jennifer Aniston and put her hair over her fucking face! I’m so bored with her and her stupid movies. They’re all the same, I don’t know how they get financed.”
Too true, Joan.
So when I was planning out what to say for this little piece, I was all set to defend Jennifer. I mean, it’s not like I love her weak new haircut or anything, but I typically like to cheer for the underdog. But then I checked her IMDB page and the only thing she’s ever been in that I particularly care for was The Iron Giant, and I don’t think that really counts. So better luck next time, Jennifer.
OK, I’m not going to mince any words here – I am NOT a fan of Jennifer Aniston. I don’t like her acting, I don’t like incessantly hearing every single detail about the things that have gone on in her personal life, and I don’t like her movies, either. She ruins everything for me. She even ruined Friends for me, guys – this is how deep, and how far back, this distaste for Jennifer Aniston runs.
Anyway, Aniston starred in that recent rom-com, whatever it was with Adam Sandler – they’re all really the same anyway, aren’t they? – and for one of its recent premieres, she sported much shorter, much blonder hair.
And? I don’t like it – on her. Between that and the too-much-eyeliner and smoky eyeshadow combination, she looks OLD. I know she’s no spring chicken anymore, and she IS aging well, despite how it pains me to admit that, but the color and the eye makeup is ALL WRONG for her.
What do you guys think? Are there any of you out there who HONESTLY CARE about Jennifer OR her movies? Should we implement a site-wide ban on everything Jennifer Aniston, with the exception of maybe noting if she and Brad ever get back together, or if she, you know, has some kind of nervous breakdown that’s caused by too many years of trying to validate herself through the various men in her life?
Yesterday was Jennifer Aniston’s 42nd birthday – did any of you take the time to send her a card? It’s ok, I didn’t either, I was too busy trying to find someone to go with me to see the new Justin Bieber movie, but you know who did take that time? Jake Gyllenhaal. He took that time and then some.
Last night, the two were spotted having dinner together, along with a few of Jennifer’s other pals. The extra friends aren’t important though, because according to some witnesses who reported quick to Life & Style, the night was all about Jake and Jennifer (alliteration is a sure sign that a couple’s going to work!):
“Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They looked like they were strategizing a way to exit the restaurant probably because they didn’t want to be photographed together.” Shortly after their discussion Jen exited the restaurant with her friends in tow. Though Jake was not in the group, it is possible he could have snuck out the back door while no one was looking.
This romantic birthday dinner only adds fuel to the fire that Jen and Jake’s longtime friendship could be something more. The duo was spotted just weeks ago at a pre Golden Globes party in L.A where they were flirty. Despite their 11-year age difference, Jen and Jake have had a strong bond since they filmed The Good Girl in 2002. “We took care of each other,” Jen has said about Jake. While the timing may have been off in the past, both Jake and Jen are currently single. “Jen and Jake looked very comfortable with each other,” the eyewitness tells us. “They were glowing.”
There’s a pretty high possibility that this isn’t anything at all. Jennifer does play the field a lot – just last month, she was supposed to be in love with Adrien Brody – but I kind of hope this one turns out to be for real. What about you guys:
Would Jennifer and Jake make an all right couple?